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Photo caption contest: 'Where's the drink girl?'

Posted on: July 16, 2008 12:35 pm
Edited on: July 16, 2008 10:12 pm
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"Seriously... I've been out of beer for three holes!"





















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1- "Come on, man! Just let me take a cart for the first nine. By then, I'll probably be so liqoured up that I won't care anyway."
2- Johnny, Steve-O and the gang, all dressed as women, prepare for the opening scene of Jackass 3.
3- Apparently, Arizona needed a little extra incentive before accepting the "bag of balls for Joe Borowski" deal. When reached for comment, Indians GM Mark Shapiro agreed that Cleveland needed to, "throw in a little something to sweeten the pot." "These are some great balls... almost new." said Shapiro. "If Borowski doesn't pan out, which he won't, at least Arizona can hand out these candy bars on Halloween. Have you ever tried to hand out Joe Borowski on Halloween? I have, and it doesn't work out so well. He doesn't fit in those little plastic pumpkin buckets, and, let's face it, nobody really wants him anyway."
4- Billy Crystal trips over Whoopi Goldberg's career.
5- Because of the drinking, Ronald never wanted to invite Uncle Herman to McDonald family functions...
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EagleMtnAirtax
Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: July 16, 2008 1:15 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'Where's the drink girl?'

1. On the set of Lifetimes new hit reality show - Fat Golfer

2. Now this is some serious open wheel cart racing. Here we see renowned Team Skirt coming in to the pits for a routine stop during the Slum City 400.

3. Baxter might have been getting the candy, but Tony the Tiger was plotting to get the bird.

4.Billy Crystal gets some sports injury acting lessons from Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez.

5. "Chicken milk for sale, chicken milk for sale. Only five cuckoos for this jug of nice chicken milk. Chicken milk for sale."

 



Beevillain
Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: July 16, 2008 1:14 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'Where's the drink girl?'

1) John Daly reacts to the weight limit that is posted on Hogan's Bridge on the 12th hole at Augusta, realizing he cannot get to the green.


jzinger34
Since: Nov 15, 2006
Posted on: July 16, 2008 1:13 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'Where's the drink girl?'

SEE WHAT HIGHER GAS PRICES HAVE CAUSED!!!!

  1. John Daily forced to buy generic brand cigarettes, and Busch beer and cheap sunglasses
  2. No its' CART pooling, with a "T", not CAR pooling!
  3. Mascots turn to crime!
  4. Billy Crystal after he walked to Yankee Stadium from Manhattan!
  5. Single Dad forced to work weekend job collecting biohazardous waste!

 



jzinger34
Since: Nov 15, 2006
Posted on: July 16, 2008 1:08 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'Where's the drink girl?'

#1. What kind of place you running here in England? A course with no Hooter tent?

#2. After a distraught phone call, the sorority girls pick up there friend from her overnighter. She was too wasted to remember the dudes name, she thinks it was something Rodriguez.

#3. It appears with higher gas prices, team mascots have turned to purse snatching.

#4. Hey Billy! Ain't getting old a biatch!

#5. I hope this dude is making at least $20 an hour. Thats all I can say!



Beevillain
Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: July 16, 2008 1:07 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'Where's the drink girl?'

4) The aftermath of Billy Crystal trying to kick Mike Golic in the groin at the All Star Celebrity softball game.


Beevillain
Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: July 16, 2008 1:04 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'Where's the drink girl?'

2) This female version of  "Jacka$$" has women running a shop cart through a street of peddlers and shopping malls while resisting the urge to buy anything.


ktopp24
Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 16, 2008 1:00 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'Where's the drink girl?'

#1 "What? So I'm a big, fat, ugly, stinky guy who can't keep a wife, a job, a bank statment, my temper, and my bowels under control. My kids hate me and I can't swing a golf club past my huge gut. I smoke, drink, and use women like they were napkins. So what?"


ktopp24
Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 16, 2008 12:55 pm
 

Photo caption contest: 'Where's the drink girl?'

#2 - Wow....the looting in New Orleans after Katrina has come to stealing people? I thought I would never see the day.


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