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Photo caption contest: Sexual harassment

Posted on: July 21, 2008 11:22 am
 

I mean, really, those cheerleaders need to leave him alone...





















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July Scoreboard
1. Strictly Butta 7
2. NFL-Soloman 6
2. Beevillian 6
2. Train Derailer 6
2. TJ4499 6
3. ktopp24 5
4. Waldocruise 4
5. Delta 07 3
5. Jellydonut 3
6. Rookies11 2
6. Sunnysidez86 2
6. BIAS_FAN 2
6. EagleMtnAirtax 2
6. jzinger 2
7. momluvsfootball 1
7. rcurtiss09 1
7. WarpedMind 1
7. Meat Supply 1
7. John chaump 1
7. Aurora Kid 1
7. jcvg 1
7. CaptMeatus 1
7. Go PackGo226 1
7. Crispyone 1
7. minnfan 1
7. SSSFA_GTC_GWP 1
7. warningtrakpower 1
7. TU Tennisballs 1
7. mapllffn13 1
7. bleedinpurple 1
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975


1. Jimmy Brown's record of eight simultaneous counts of sexual harassment is a mark that will be hard to top, but as long as the NBA and the world of politics exist, there's always a chance.
2. "Just keep pitching! I'm going to run in to the monster real quick and make a call! Yo, and send someone to get me if it's my turn to bat!"
3. Marvin Johnson (bottom left) becomes the first man to play in the WNBA. In the stands, Nancy Lewis remarks to her friend, "No, really... I think that three of those players are dudes."
4. Yeah... I think it's time to put Grandpa in a home.
5. Rob (second from left): "Wow, Dave... I didn't know you were Jewish."

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5. (Shuddering): Ugh... The things I do to keep mom happy.
Comments

Since: Oct 25, 2007
Posted on: July 24, 2008 7:28 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexual harassment

1.......We can Love him....LONG TIME...(Laughter)................2..................

OH YA?........(Manny being Manny).......I know that I am at SHORTSTOP  YOUKILIS!!  I will backhand you again MAN................................

.........3.........................

OMG.....(tall girl).......My head touches the 3rd deck........I am soooooooooo embareeesed........................

........4..........................

...How now BROWN COW!!!!!!.................5.............(3rd guy from left).....WOW........I thought that the wind was BLOWING left?>>>>>>>>>
;>>>>>.



BIAS_FAN
Since: Oct 23, 2006
Posted on: July 22, 2008 11:09 am
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Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: July 22, 2008 8:19 am
 

Photo caption contest: Sexual harassment

It’s hard work and long hours, but I put a lot of that on myself. I think this has got to be my favorite part, though. Great place to get a few laughs to get me through the day.My dad works in media as well and I know that the hours are hell.  I do think it was a stroke of genius on your part to get this part of your responsibilities because finding a way to laugh through your day can be the one thing that seperates a normal happy life from a miserable existence.



Since: Nov 26, 2006
Posted on: July 22, 2008 7:16 am
 

Photo caption contest: Sexual harassment

Caption-Photo 5:

All of Mario's fears of "shrinkage", so soon after being in the water, were replaced with anguish as Sabastiana, their supposed first ever female teammate, appeared to have more than one reason for her moniker; "Big unit".




Since: Feb 26, 2008
Posted on: July 22, 2008 12:29 am
 

Photo caption contest: Sexual harassment

  1. "Group hug in the shower!"
  2. "Look at all those Asian hookers over there...if only I could play Basketball"
  3. Voltron in the new age...form of a women's Basketball player.
  4. Jean Pierre, sitting guard in his French field, unaware that he had already caught Mad Cows Disease
  5. After weeks and weeks of trial and error, the team realized that Charmin stuffed them the best.  When asked about this at the press conference they all replied..."Please squeeze the Charmin!"



Since: Jul 28, 2007
Posted on: July 21, 2008 11:58 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexual harassment

1. Jerome's friends thought he was lying when he told them he was allergic to Asian chicks

2.  Alot of finger-pointing in Beantown

3.  Damn that's a big bitch

4.  Grandpa never new what hit him

5.  Didn't you mother ever tell you it's not polite to point?




Since: Jun 19, 2008
Posted on: July 21, 2008 11:45 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexual harassment

#1)      
;   367 chaep feels in bejing..........PRICELESS. Get more with the discover card.

#2)      
;   O yeah I see how it goes on know. Duh !

#3)      
;    Fee Fi Foe Fum I Smell Something And Making Me Hungry. Mmmmmm

#4)      
;    "The Worlds Biggest Pinata". Guiness Book of World Records must be desperate.

#5)      
;    Goes to show you the italians try and do everyone in everything.

or

#5)      
;    They are called "Tube Socks". Meant to be worn on the feet and not packed around other body parts.




Since: Jan 3, 2007
Posted on: July 21, 2008 11:10 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexual harassment

You're a stand-up guy Joe, and run a fair contest. Next time I'll use the endearing term "Holy crap!" instead.




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 21, 2008 10:41 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexual harassment

Train Derailer
1) Location of the stroke: The I'm-Touching-Multiple-Hot-Asian
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heerleaders Lobe. Timing of the stroke: Worst possible.

brimmster
Pic #2: Honey!!!! The keys are in my bat bag, not my fanny pack.

Waldocruise
#3 - Knowing that rain was always a possibility on the outdoor court - Pat keeps her hair cut short so as to not intefer with her game.

Meat Supply
4. It was in these hills that Frank Milfert filmed his debut "Moo it or Lose it" .......an awe inspiring tale of a tin cow that kept his home town from being attacked by UFO's.

Jellydonut
4) His lifetime goal of building the world's larges pinata now completed, he now realizes he must stand guard 24/7 to protect it from being broken by stick wielding children. Current vegas odds: 10 to 1 in favor of the children.

ktopp24
#5 - OK, just a weird observation here.......the blonde guy in the middle is holding one end of a flag behind himself and the guy to his right. What is holding up the other end of the flag? I don't know if I really want to know but it's like one of those fat naked chick things, you really don't want to look but you just can't help yourself.


NFL-Solomon
1. In Japan, with concerted giggles and gropes, the Tokoyo Twist Cheerleaders find parts of this visiting basketball player to be larger than life.

2. In a larger than life cloud of delusion, Manny directs the hitter to hit the ball directly into his glove.

3. Anne Donovan seen here at a weight management camp, blames her larger than life appetite on her recent weight gain.

4. After years of heavy drinking, Paddy O'Lanahan finds no difficulty ignoring the silly larger than life cow mock up, he's seen stranger things before.

5. In order to maintain self esteemand combat "shrinkage" in it's battle of the network stars swim team, NBC has installed larger than life prosthetic organs in the swim team's suits. Unfortunately for Danny (far right) his has slid to the back of the suit. Ewwwww!


July Scoreboard
1. Strictly Butta 7
1. Train Derailer 7
1. NFL-Soloman 7
2. Beevillian 6
2. TJ4499 6
2. ktopp24 6
3. Waldocruise 5
4. Jellydonut 4
5. Delta 07 3
6. Meat Supply 2
6. Rookies11 2
6. Sunnysidez86 2
6. BIAS_FAN 2
6. EagleMtnAirtax 2
6. jzinger 2
7. momluvsfootball 1
7. rcurtiss09 1
7. WarpedMind 1
7. John chaump 1
7. Aurora Kid 1
7. jcvg 1
7. CaptMeatus 1
7. Go PackGo226 1
7. Crispyone 1
7. minnfan 1
7. SSSFA_GTC_GWP 1
7. warningtrakpower 1
7. TU Tennisballs 1
7. mapllffn13 1
7. brimmster 1
7. bleedinpurple 1
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 21, 2008 10:14 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexual harassment

Is there a good reason why my initial post was removed? I mean, all this talk of sex change operations, male bulges, etc. (which are pretty darn funny, by the way) and mine is the one removed? B.S.You're the only one that went with a curse word. Got you on a technicality.

Don't worry, though. I got your submissions. That stroke one is great!


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