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Photo caption contest: Sexual harassment

Posted on: July 21, 2008 11:22 am
 

I mean, really, those cheerleaders need to leave him alone...





















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1. Jimmy Brown's record of eight simultaneous counts of sexual harassment is a mark that will be hard to top, but as long as the NBA and the world of politics exist, there's always a chance.
2. "Just keep pitching! I'm going to run in to the monster real quick and make a call! Yo, and send someone to get me if it's my turn to bat!"
3. Marvin Johnson (bottom left) becomes the first man to play in the WNBA. In the stands, Nancy Lewis remarks to her friend, "No, really... I think that three of those players are dudes."
4. Yeah... I think it's time to put Grandpa in a home.
5. Rob (second from left): "Wow, Dave... I didn't know you were Jewish."

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5. (Shuddering): Ugh... The things I do to keep mom happy.
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Since: Mar 25, 2008
Posted on: July 21, 2008 12:33 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexual harassment

5) ...and the winner of the guess my religion contest is...Team Italy!!!!!!




Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: July 21, 2008 12:30 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexual harassment

5)  Viagra is beginning to wonder if its sponsorship of the very slow American Rowing Team was a good idea.  VIagra spokesperson comments:  The problem is we wanted them to row double time, but they thought we said to double their prescription. 



Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: July 21, 2008 12:26 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexual harassment

#1 - Like Mike said, "It's gotta be the shoes!"

#5 - Excited about their win?




Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: July 21, 2008 12:24 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexual harassment

4)  His lifetime goal of building the world's larges pinata now completed, he now realizes he must stand guard 24/7 to protect it from being broken by stick wielding children.  Current vegas odds: 10 to 1 in favor of the children. 



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 21, 2008 12:24 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexual harassment

#5 - Now we know why waterpolo is the most popular sport amung homosexual males. (not that there's anything wrong with that)



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 21, 2008 12:20 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexual harassment

#3 - After attending a WNBA game Chris just knew that he finally had to get that sex change operation and fulfill his life's calling. Now known as Krissy "The Monster" Jablonski,  he tries out for the New York Liberty team. GO KRISSY!!

#4 - Everyone tried warning Grandpa Joe that a storm was coming and to get inside. But he was bound and determined to protect his paper mache cow "Bessie" at all costs.

 




Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: July 21, 2008 12:18 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexual harassment

1. Tiny but fierce, the Japanese worker cheerleaders quickly surround and overwhelm the Americano basketball bee.
2. "Yo, get the manager over there, I want my glove taped on too."
3. Goliathena high fives her fans as she tells them how easily she will defeat little Holly Davidson. "She's only got a sling shot, ha-ha,ha."
4. King Arthur, Sir Bedivere, and Sir Launcelot causually sneak their large wooden cow past the aging french sentry.
5. In an effort to keep one step ahead of the competition, Pfizer introduces their new product, the little blue suit, Viagrawear.



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: July 21, 2008 12:12 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexual harassment

3)  Girl in center:  See how my tip-toes are right on the line but still in bounds?  Everywhere I go, I'm practicing my sidline footwork for my try-out at the Cleveland Browns training camp later this week.  I'm sure I can become the first ever lady receiver now that Joe Jurevicuis is out six weeks.



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 21, 2008 12:10 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexual harassment

#2 - "Hey, yo, girls!! This inning will be over in a minute, then I'm all yours. Just line-up and I'll be right there. No, the blonde goes first, then the redhead, then the brunette. There ya go."



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: July 21, 2008 12:02 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sexual harassment

1)  He let it slip-out in a CBS Sports Community PM to Geishagirl8 he fantasizes for a double date with two girls.  What he didn't know was Geisha is on a cheerleading squad and at 6'10" she figured he was enough man for all of eight them.

2)  I've got the record for the freakiest dreadlock hair and ugliest beard, and what do you got Alex (A-Rod)?  2007 American League MVP?  Don't you know there is more to life than baseball?  Meet me in the dug-out after the game and I'll give you some red hair dye to get you started.



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