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Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

Posted on: July 22, 2008 11:39 am
 

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July Scoreboard
1. Strictly Butta 7
1. Train Derailer 7
1. NFL-Soloman 7
2. Beevillian 6
2. TJ4499 6
2. ktopp24 6
3. Waldocruise 5
4. Jellydonut 4
5. Delta 07 3
6. Meat Supply 2
6. Rookies11 2
6. Sunnysidez86 2
6. BIAS_FAN 2
6. EagleMtnAirtax 2
6. jzinger 2
7. momluvsfootball 1
7. rcurtiss09 1
7. WarpedMind 1
7. John chaump 1
7. Aurora Kid 1
7. jcvg 1
7. CaptMeatus 1
7. Go PackGo226 1
7. Crispyone 1
7. minnfan 1
7. SSSFA_GTC_GWP 1
7. warningtrakpower 1
7. TU Tennisballs 1
7. mapllffn13 1
7. brimmster 1
7. bleedinpurple 1
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975



1- Too bad they didn't have enough girls to spell Heiniken.
2- Debbie Clemens... No wonder Roger was hitting everything else that moved.
3- Never one to be outdone, Bobby Cox responds to last week's minor league tirade with his own over-the-top confrontation. Here we see Bobby as he lunges out and mauls Umpire John Martin in the shoulder. Bobby soon lost his dentures, but Martin still needed 12 stitches.
4- Although Marty put on sunglasses to hide his emotions, his eye-black let everyone know he had been crying.
5- "OK... Now who's ready for a REAL sword fight!?"
Comments

Since: Oct 25, 2007
Posted on: July 24, 2008 7:16 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

1...............And you thought that we were gonna spell BOOBS!!!...............2...................

.OMG.......I have to keep a straight face BUT my  RIGHT  pinky is GONE!!!!!!...........................3.......

...............I dont care if this CONVERSATION is being taped!!!!!!....................4..............

......Do you think that anyone will know that I am ERIK ESTRADA?.........................5.........

................OMG.........Does he know that HES ON THE MOON?>>>>>>>>>
;>>>>>>>>&g
t;>>>>>>>



Since: Nov 15, 2006
Posted on: July 23, 2008 7:49 am
 

Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

Wow with a German theme to this blog, I am sensing some Eastern block judging! LOL!~



Since: Jun 20, 2008
Posted on: July 22, 2008 11:52 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

Drunk girls in Chicago try their best to spell "Cubs"

What's wrong with this picture - everything!

Bobby Cox's senility kicks in as he tries to yell at "the little man in the ump's pocket".

The players take the Throwback Jerseys a step too far.

John starts his getaway after pulling the "touche on the tushy" trick




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 22, 2008 11:10 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

NFL-Solomon
#1 Here, Beckelainachristikellisusan Smith, the world's only recorded case of co-joined pentuplets mugg for the camera. Clearly and sadly visible is the fact that only the two end sisters Beke and Susan actually have arms and get the lion's share of the food.

Strictly Butta
#2- Devon Smith, runner-up at last evenings MWV (Men With Vaginas) pageant was disqualified after officials walked in on "her" going to the bathroom. "It was't for steroids or anything like that" said spokes person Pat Johnson; "It's that she was standing up!"

YU Tennisballs
3) I recommend Selson Blue for that dandruff. Oh, and you're a $#@%^!

BIAS_FAN
4. What do you get when you mix Tom Cruise, Cal Ripken, and the Ultimate Warrior?

BIAS_FAN
5. Jacque De Leon Florence's reaction to the Italy swim team picture. He was quoted saying "Takes a looks at my pork sword!"


NFL-Solomon
B-Movie Monsters that didn't make it.

1. The cojoined pentuplets from the movie "Attack of the Five Headed Woman" Not surprisingly the only two things scary about this monster were the nauseating ability to be fat and thin at the same time and to talk five times as much as a normal woman.
2. Bertilda Blood, from the movie "East German Gang Girls", here shown before the infamous beauty pagent blood bath scene giving the gang sign to begin the mass slaughter.
3. Booby Cox is seen here playing a zombie in a pre production scene from the low budget "Zombie Baseball Players" Later it was decided to put all the zombies in Pittsburgh Pirate uniforms so that the would look more authetically undead.
4. Character John McConner from the movie "Terminate Harder" an abyssmal flick with the horrible premise that the telepods from "The Fly" have combined "Die Hard's" John McClain with the "Terminator's" John Conner.
5. Similar to "Friday the 13th part X" this shows two of the "Three Musketeers in Space" Darth Tanion and Obi Athos Kenobi. In this scene Obi pulls off his helmut to taunt the arch villian Cyborg de Richelieu-D2


July Scoreboard
1. NFL-Soloman 9
2. Strictly Butta 8
3. Train Derailer 7
4. Beevillian 6
4. TJ4499 6
4. ktopp24 6
5. Waldocruise 5
6. Jellydonut 4
6. BIAS_FAN 4
7. Delta 07 3
8. Meat Supply 2
8. Rookies11 2
8. Sunnysidez86 2
8. EagleMtnAirtax 2
8. jzinger 2
8. YU Tennisballs 2
9. momluvsfootball 1
9. rcurtiss09 1
9. WarpedMind 1
9. John chaump 1
9. Aurora Kid 1
9. jcvg 1
9. CaptMeatus 1
9. Go PackGo226 1
9. Crispyone 1
9. minnfan 1
9. SSSFA_GTC_GWP 1
9. warningtrakpower 1
9. mapllffn13 1
9. brimmster 1
9. bleedinpurple 1
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975



Since: Aug 31, 2007
Posted on: July 22, 2008 10:37 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

  1. Not really knowing how to spell Beckham's last name the brilliant youth of America just abbreviated to look smarter.

  2. Sally found having her head placed on this body didn't really suit her Milky white complexion.

  3. Cox always being suspicious of being bugged wherever he went screams into the microphone to scare of who was listening.

  4. Not wanting to show where he really wanted to play, he tries to hide his Tribe War paint with these hideous 1982 police issued sunglasses.

  5. After victory Bernard celebrates by giving a rousing rendition of the late Freddy Mercury on stage with Queen.




Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: July 22, 2008 9:05 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

5) "Hello! My name is Yanigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!"Great line in movie!



Since: Jan 3, 2007
Posted on: July 22, 2008 8:03 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

1) The C-K-S girls were much happier with the results after meeting up with the B-E girls, a much better situation than last week's debacle rendevous with the C-O girls.

2) "The stiletto heels say 'I'm feminine'".

3) It's hard to argue with an ump when's he's using the wrong dandruff shampoo.

4) Even though he wore the sunglasses, his running eyeliner betrayed the fact that he was crying.

5) "Hello! My name is Yanigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!"




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 22, 2008 7:49 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

#2)      
;  Im quessing she grew up on the road less traveled, cause the road I traveled didnt have that many curves.
Is that comment disturbing? I think I'm confused...



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 22, 2008 7:45 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

Everyone keeps talking about the fat chick on the right of pic #5.  I don't know.  She could use a little firming up for sure, but nice looking and all-in-all, I wouldn't object if she put her shoes under my bed.  But then, I've been married 21 years.....

LOL... Everyone is picky until it's 2 a.m.



Since: Jun 19, 2008
Posted on: July 22, 2008 5:54 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

#1)      
;  No matter how much writing you do on your lower body, we guys are still going to look at the boobs.............

#2)      
;  Im quessing she grew up on the road less traveled, cause the road I traveled didnt have that many curves.

#3)      
;  I thought only dogs sniffed each other ass

#4)      
;  Damn, Im so confused. Am I a baseball player, football player, or am I  a cop. Someone HELP me decide.

#5)      
;  SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE SWORD. AGHHHHHHHHHHHH



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