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Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

Posted on: July 22, 2008 11:39 am
 

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1- Too bad they didn't have enough girls to spell Heiniken.
2- Debbie Clemens... No wonder Roger was hitting everything else that moved.
3- Never one to be outdone, Bobby Cox responds to last week's minor league tirade with his own over-the-top confrontation. Here we see Bobby as he lunges out and mauls Umpire John Martin in the shoulder. Bobby soon lost his dentures, but Martin still needed 12 stitches.
4- Although Marty put on sunglasses to hide his emotions, his eye-black let everyone know he had been crying.
5- "OK... Now who's ready for a REAL sword fight!?"
Comments

Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: July 22, 2008 3:22 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

#4 - Oh man, I hope the Steinbrenner's aren't watching today - I forgot my razor in Seattle.

 




Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: July 22, 2008 3:14 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

#1 - Beck's advertises its new beer flavor - dirty whore.



Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: July 22, 2008 3:12 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

#3 - "Can I ask you a question?  Does my breath smell like the alcohol I drink in the dugout?

 




Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: July 22, 2008 3:06 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

#2 - A lesser known side effort to steriod use is the inability to tan your face.

 




Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: July 22, 2008 3:02 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

#1 - "But we were told we would get free beer for showing what was under our shirts...what do you mean, you meant the upper half??

#2 - Vegas has the under/over currently set at 75 for the number of times per week she goes tanning.  Get in on the action while it's still hot.

#3 - "What do you mean that was a strike?!  Are you bli...AAAAAAAHHHHHHCCCHHHHOOOOO!"

#4 - Tom always gets all dressed up to watch his favorite movie, A League of Their Own.  Too bad he forgot that there isn't crying in baseball.

#5 - The Viagra Fencing Championships - guess who won?




Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: July 22, 2008 2:44 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

#5:  Scenes from "The Fencing Man",  the sequel of "The Running Man", were recently released for viewing at local theaters.  This particular scene shows where Jacquard, after removing his helmet, realizes it is attached to his electrically charged collar which will at any moment behead him by explosive detonation and exclaims, "Touche'!"



Since: May 21, 2008
Posted on: July 22, 2008 2:42 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

1) Are those letters from the ENGLISH alphabet?  I've never seen them bend quite so much...

2) "EETS NAUT A TOOMAH!!!"

3) "What's that...a wire?  Whomever is listening, please tell this ump it's time for him to stop breastfeeding!"

4) Pine tar and Top Gun.  Some things never get old.

5) The squirrell in that guy's pants is getting frisky...




Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: July 22, 2008 2:39 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

Belly full of German beer...

1. provides an excellent canvas for art!

2. usually contains at least a six pack.

3. causes one to grunt and lean when crop dusting (a.k.a. blowing hole, breaking wind, floating an air biscuit, farting, etc.)!

4. requires mirrored shades the next morning due to excruciating effects of direct light to the eyes which intensify the hang over.

5. causes a fencer to present his epee in a way that is less than acceptable to the public and usually is consequentially merited a black card.




Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: July 22, 2008 2:29 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

#1 Here, Beckelainachristikellisusan Smith, the world's only recorded case of co-joined pentuplets mugg for the camera. Clearly and sadly visible is the fact that only the two end sisters Beke and Susan actually have arms and get the lion's share of the food.



Since: Mar 17, 2008
Posted on: July 22, 2008 2:26 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

#4: During the prior game, Elton John was struck in the face by a couple of foul balls while playing with one of the professional athlete's helmets, hence the wearing of the mirrored shades and protective head gear before tossing out the first pitch at tonight's game.


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