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Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

Posted on: July 22, 2008 11:39 am
 

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1- Too bad they didn't have enough girls to spell Heiniken.
2- Debbie Clemens... No wonder Roger was hitting everything else that moved.
3- Never one to be outdone, Bobby Cox responds to last week's minor league tirade with his own over-the-top confrontation. Here we see Bobby as he lunges out and mauls Umpire John Martin in the shoulder. Bobby soon lost his dentures, but Martin still needed 12 stitches.
4- Although Marty put on sunglasses to hide his emotions, his eye-black let everyone know he had been crying.
5- "OK... Now who's ready for a REAL sword fight!?"
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Since: Jul 4, 2008
Posted on: July 22, 2008 1:15 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

1.  "Okay, I need to speak to the letters "B" and "S" here.  Ladies, you've been eating way too much lately and it's starting to show.  We're trying to spell "Becks" not "Belly."

2.  You know what bugs me the most about this picture (other than the fact that this female could kick any of our arses)?......it's the high heels.  WTF!  I mean can you seriously see her in a business suit leading a meeting with a board of representatives talking about how they can cut administrative costs down in 2009 by laying off some of the lower level clerks in the finance department.  Seriously!?

3.  "Ump, I came out here to tell you off about that bad call you made on our stolen base to 3rd, but on my way out here I pooped myself.  Will you do me a favor and throw me out of the ball game so I can go get some clean underwear on.  I owe you one."

4.  Here's another prime example of why not to use your wife's mascara for sunblock....it smears when you cry after losing the big game.

5.  Jimmy was so stoked after the release of the new "Guitar Hero Aerosmith" game that he was disqualified for this years Olympic fencing tryouts.




Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: July 22, 2008 1:12 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

Actually, since he was mentioned... There's a about Hunter S. Thompson on Spin right now.

What's funny about  Hunter S. Thompson was he looked exactly like my grandpa!   Oddly enough,  we have the same last name in Thompson...hmmm  I wonder.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 22, 2008 1:08 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

Actually, since he was mentioned... There's a about Hunter S. Thompson on Spin right now.



Since: Jun 20, 2007
Posted on: July 22, 2008 1:06 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

2) Other contestants at the Miss America Pageant were intimidated by Ursula's skillset of pulling a city bus and cracking an acorn between her cheeks.



Since: Nov 15, 2006
Posted on: July 22, 2008 1:02 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

Marty was scared. He had never seen a pitcher throw so hard in warmup before. He rushed back to the locker room to make himself more intimidating. To instill fear in the pitchers mind! Unfortunately this was Martys last game, as they were still trying to remove shards of glass from his eye socket three weeks later after taking a high heater in the noggin!



Since: Mar 1, 2007
Posted on: July 22, 2008 12:57 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

Picture 1 -- Members of the Alpha Skanka Omega sorority failed terribly in their bid to secure advertising jobs. 

Picture 2 -- Robert looked stunning in last night's sexual reassignment pose down.

Picture 3 -- He had warned the umpire, "If you miss one more call....I'm gunna bite your damn arm off!"

Picture 4 -- Being one of the first 500 people to park meant free aviators glasses on Hunter Thompson night. 

Picture 5 -- Pierre




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 22, 2008 12:55 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

4) Saddened by the loss of Goose,  Maverick now plays for the Baltimore Orioles, doing fly by swings of the bats on his own teammates to replace the tower fly by's.
Nice! Had my own Top Gun caption ready to go...

When test audiences became uncomfortable during the bizarre, man-on-man volleyball scene, Top Gun producers decided to remove the half-naked basketball, bowling and softball scenes from the movie.



Since: Nov 15, 2006
Posted on: July 22, 2008 12:54 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

#1. Little did anyone know that David was having "H-A-M" in the locker room!!!!!!!!!



Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: July 22, 2008 12:53 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

#1- The BECKS girls, or Beautiful Energetic Chick
s Kissing Sportsmen have been making their presence known at sporting events, at times even running on to the field in an attempt to live up to their name...




Since: Nov 15, 2006
Posted on: July 22, 2008 12:51 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Belly full of German beer

Mary, was very disappointed once she got to the show. She saw the shoddy stage, and the cheesy red carpet on the floor. She saw the empty whiskey bottles left on the stage. She was most disappointed to find out that when she won, the grand prize was a bikini wax from a guy nicknamed "Chainsaw" and a six pack of unused hypodermic needles!


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