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Photo caption contest: Mmmm... tasty!

Posted on: July 25, 2008 12:37 pm

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July Scoreboard
1. NFL-Solomon 12
2. Train Derailer 10
3. Strictly Butta 9
4. Beevillian 6
4. TJ4499 6
4. ktopp24 6
5. Waldocruise 5
6. Jellydonut 4
7. Delta 07 3
7. Meat Supply 3
7. YU Tennisballs 3
7. jzinger 3
8. Rookies11 2
8. Sunnysidez86 2
8. EagleMtnAirtax 2
9. momluvsfootball 1
9. rcurtiss09 1
9. WarpedMind 1
9. John chaump 1
9. Aurora Kid 1
9. jcvg 1
9. CaptMeatus 1
9. Go PackGo226 1
9. Crispyone 1
9. minnfan 1
9. warningtrakpower 1
9. mapllffn13 1
9. brimmster 1
9. turbozo 1
9. pittcontact 1
9. bleedinpurple 1
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975

1- Seriously, you should see how many people try to lick Tiger... Golf fans are weird like that.
2- "As if riding my bike all the way around France wasn't difficult enough, now they have to add a math portion!?"
3- Ron was never known as a "silver-lining" type of guy. In fact, this is just one of many depressing tattoos on his body. On his back, he has the words "lemon juice in your eye" and "your dog being euthanized". His left leg, meanwhile, is a collage of extinct animal species, while his right is picture of a small village being swept away by a tsunami.
4- Judging by his location, this cameraman has obviously covered the cheerleader dunk contest before.
5- Don't you hate it when your ex-girlfriend sends your illegitimate kid to the game.

Since: May 29, 2008
Posted on: July 27, 2008 6:23 pm

Photo caption contest: Mmmm... tasty!

#1 - Just moments after escaping the local zoo, the hungry polar bear finds his first victim.

Since: May 29, 2008
Posted on: July 27, 2008 6:07 pm

Photo caption contest: Mmmm... tasty!

#3 - Lohan swoops in once again to take the "crotch shot" lead away from Spears!

Since: Jan 13, 2007
Posted on: July 26, 2008 2:13 pm

Photo caption contest: Mmmm... tasty!

1) After being stung by a bee on the 5th hole, the swelling really began to affect his golf game by the 15th hole.  And it really weirded out the other golfers

2)Feeling that his is a role model, biker Don Duprees decided to complete his high school education.

3) Boxer Punch Drunk is deflated after being told that taxes is spelled without the "e"

4)Thanks to the shades, a basketball stuntwoman unfortunately jumped right by the goalon her way to trying to dunk the ball onto the home team mascot.  Both were treated for minor injuries.

5) Chiild displays newest text message sensation: BILLBOARD TEXTING.

Since: Nov 30, 2007
Posted on: July 26, 2008 2:55 am

Photo caption contest: Mmmm... tasty!

1.  *It's a big, chocolaty looking man-boy!  I wonder how many licks to get to the center?*
2.  "Ya, I'll take a number 4'10 super deluxe value meal with an additional sweet and sour tofu burger, hold the wheat grass, and a large soy milk...but don't bother bringing it back to me on the motorcycle....just stand on the side of the road like a hitchiker and i'll grab it out of your hands and throw it all over my face like i'm not a crazy vegan"
3.  BENJAMIN FRANKLIN:  Reborn as a confused looking hispanic man, perhaps looking for the liberty he fought so hard to protect in a former life.  Whoever said karma isn't a bitch, anyways?
4.  After the second Brawl and the Palace at Auburn Hills in recent memory didn't help to increase ticket sales, WNBA commissioner Donna Orender was forced to try something drastic:  having teams dress in matching, themed costumes.  Here we see a member of the New York Liberty dressed in Superhero Attire.  Unfortunately for her, Dwight Howard and his lawyer and looking on angrily from the front row, hence her terrified expression....another lost battle for the WNBA.  too bad it wasn't Indiana visiting the Palace that last week, eh Donna??
5.  Having escaped the Temple of Doom, The Maharajah of Pankot continues to pratice his witchcraft, this time turning unsuspecting Raven's WR Derrick Mason into a young beagle named Shiloh.

Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: July 25, 2008 9:32 pm

Photo caption contest: Mmmm... tasty!

1.  John Daly thought about biting Tiger's ear ala Tyson, but thought he would settle for eating his children.

2.  After much lobbying by cyclists ESPN implemented live scoring to the venue.

3.  "After being up two straight days drinking rock star, I thought the tatoo was a good idea."

4. Midway through her performance she realized to her dismay...."Damn I wish I had AFLAC!"

5. Soccer hooligans come in all ages and sizes.


Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 25, 2008 7:47 pm

Photo caption contest: Mmmm... tasty!

Sorry guys, I'll have to finish this off early tonight... I'm planning on doing a little overnight fishing trip!

Strictly Butta
1.) #1- People nowadays just have no class. You don't give someone a wet willy with your tongue....You slobber up your finger or thumb real good giving you better accuracy while avoiding that yucky ear wax taste!

2.) The Transformer Afterburner, taunts one of the Tour de France riders during a grueling uphill climb, unfortunately the effort is wasted as he posted his taunt in a machine code assembly language.

3 - Nothing says tough like 'Death and Laces'.

Train Derailer
4) The sequel to "The Vagina Monologues", "Super Amazing Flying Vaginas and Other Incredible Vagina Tales", may have been panned by critics, but remains a huge favorite to the casual theatre attendee.

5.) Dyslexia and not knowing English really messed up the sign "God, Are you really a mason?" at the Mason Youth Organization Rally.

Strictly Butta
-Fun and sometimes harmful, Practical Jokes-

#1- The classic "Wet Willie": Usually best when applied with a finger, the surprised yelp of a victim that just felt that moist sticky mess right in their ear is always priceless...

#2- Made famous in the Adam Sandler film, Big Daddy; the spoke-trick is always a huge crowd pleaser. Simply stick a blunt object, like a stick or um.....a clipboard into the spokes of a turning wheel, stand back and watch the fun!

#3- This next joke is great at any type of fair or NASCAR event. Simply find the biggest baddest looking beast there, and tell him your buddy thinks he's a wuss and looks like a douce-bag...good times sure to follow!

#4- At a big party its always fun to have some sort of contest with a blindfold as an added 'challenge'. Once the contestant thinks they know what they are doing, simply move the target to a different place and let the hilarity ensue!

#5- This next one is classic fun. Find a foreigner, any foreigner and write something totally wacky on a piece of paper or cardboard and take their picture with it. They don't know whats happening, and you've got a great little pic to post on the 'net!

July Scoreboard
1. NFL-Solomon 14
2. Train Derailer 11
2. Strictly Butta 11
3. Beevillian 6
3. TJ4499 6
3. ktopp24 6
4. Waldocruise 5
5. Jellydonut 4
6. Delta 07 3
6. Meat Supply 3
6. YU Tennisballs 3
6. jzinger 3
7. Rookies11 2
7. Sunnysidez86 2
7. EagleMtnAirtax 2
8. momluvsfootball 1
8. rcurtiss09 1
8. WarpedMind 1
8. John chaump 1
8. Aurora Kid 1
8. jcvg 1
8. CaptMeatus 1
8. Go PackGo226 1
8. Crispyone 1
8. minnfan 1
8. warningtrakpower 1
8. mapllffn13 1
8. brimmster 1
8. billdawg12185 1
8. turbozo 1
8. pittcontact 1
8. bleedinpurple 1
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975

Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: July 25, 2008 6:53 pm

Photo caption contest: Mmmm... tasty!

5.) This kid is just ticked off because old Paul Mason drank his wine before it's time.

Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: July 25, 2008 6:51 pm

Photo caption contest: Mmmm... tasty!

5.) Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Man is actually dog in disguise!

Since: Nov 26, 2006
Posted on: July 25, 2008 6:48 pm

Photo caption contest: Mmmm... tasty!

Caption 1:  Pavlov's worked continued in his later years in the realm of sports medicine.  On the links, he found that 98.5% of his golf subjects began significant salivary gland activity on the 9th hole putting green.  1.5% suffered from cotton mouth; with a small percentage of that group finding ways to quench before they left the green.

Caption 2:  Gerhardt Phlegm was so dazed by mile 130, he didn't even notice it was a French team's entourage providing news of being so far off the pace; subsequently riding straight off a cliff in despair.

Caption 3:  At weigh-in, the challenger left no doubt that he was certain.  Oddsmakers were more certain however, of the color of his eyes and booked a tax man's ransom of long-odds wagers.

Caption 4:  Labiana was so taken by the exhileration of using the virtual reality machine to live out her MJ driven dreams, it wasn't until she warmed up from the very cool landing breeze that she realized how many "virtual photographers" there were on the virtual sidelines with zoom lenses, living out their own very specific dreams in virtual reality.

Caption 5:  After his kitchen-bound Gramma died, little Billy had an exhausting uphill battle adopting her precious Mason as his own,  and convincing him that he actually wasn't a jar.



Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: July 25, 2008 6:48 pm

Photo caption contest: Mmmm... tasty!

The half a fifth of Jim Beam and total exhaustion edition.

  1. Tiger tiger burning bright in the forrest of the night...
  2. LCL bike chain oil, nobody needs more petunias.
  3. Please, no more potatoes!
  4. No thank you I have my own victrola.
  5. human rights violations, no more disney films.

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