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Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

Posted on: July 29, 2008 11:02 am
Edited on: July 29, 2008 11:24 am
 


Or... Time to CUT some weight! (I know, it's cheesy.)





















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July Scoreboard
1. NFL-Solomon 14
2. Train Derailer 12
2. Strictly Butta 12
3. Beevillian 6
3. TJ4499 6
3. ktopp24 6
4. Waldocruise 5
5. Jellydonut 4
5. BIAS_FAN 4
6. Delta 07 3
6. Meat Supply 3
6. YU Tennisballs 3
6. jzinger 3
6. EagleMtnAirtax 3
7. Rookies11 2
7. Sunnysidez86 2
7. turbozo 2
8. momluvsfootball 1
8. reed8992 1
8. surftone99 1
8. rcurtiss09 1
8. WarpedMind 1
8. John chaump 1
8. Aurora Kid 1
8. jcvg 1
8. CaptMeatus 1
8. Go PackGo226 1
8. Crispyone 1
8. minnfan 1
8. SSSFA_GTC_GWP 1
8. warningtrakpower 1
8. mapllffn13 1
8. brimmster 1
8. billdawg12185 1
8. pittcontact 1
8. bleedinpurple 1
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975



1- Jason told Steve that his new weight loss program was 100% effective, and worked in mere minutes. Here, the two pose for Steve's "before" photo. The "after" shot can be found in FBI case file 1909293-0567.
2- "I'm out here wearing my tighty-whities, and this idiot still finds a way to embarrass himself more than me. Well, I'll show him! Nobody out-mascots Stanley Sparrow!"
3- In preparation for the Olympic Games, Beijing has had all it's homeless beggars chromed.
4- "A slinky?! Really? What the heck were you thinking!? No... I can't even feel it!"
5- Once the bandages were removed, Marco was forced to admit that his elected nose and ear altercations had both been hugely disapointing.
Comments

Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 30, 2008 6:53 am
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

pianomn623
1. After finishing Medical School at Crystal Lake College, Dr. Vorhees prepares for his first C-Section.

turbozo
#2 -- Freddie Falcon had endured enough as the DJ moved from 'You Can't Touch This' straight into 'Ice Ice Baby'

Waldocruise
#3 - If Dorothy had gone a little farther into the woods, she would also have found the rest of the Tin Man's family. The heartless bastard didn't think of them as he went on an adventure to Oz.

Jellydonut
4) African American girl: It's always the same. You girls come in from a hard practice for a rub down, and you always want Dick to do you. Always Dick, never me. I haven't done a rub down in nearly a week. You wait in line for Dick. What's so special about Dick?

Girl in blue jacket: Ummm, You really don't want me to answer that, do you?

NFL-Solomon
5.) Chears! The ear replacement prosthetic that "No one will notice" was as dismal failure as "flesh colored" band-aids were for those people not of European descent.


NFL-Solomon
Not Exactly Photo caption contest posters

1.) (left) Hackensliceandhackensliceandhackens

lice AND (right) Strictly Buddha
2.) (Falcon) Birdvillian AND (Giraffe) Waldo's-moves
3.) Silversurfertone99 and the Sparkling Aurora Kids
4.) Warpyourbehind working on Momluvsphysicaltherapy
5.) Turbozonose-o

July Scoreboard
1. NFL-Solomon 16
2. Train Derailer 12
2. Strictly Butta 12
3. Beevillian 6
3. TJ4499 6
3. ktopp24 6
3. Waldocruise 6
4. Jellydonut 5
5. BIAS_FAN 4
6. Delta 07 3
6. Meat Supply 3
6. YU Tennisballs 3
6. jzinger 3
6. EagleMtnAirtax 3
6. turbozo 3
7. Rookies11 2
7. Sunnysidez86 2
8. momluvsfootball 1
8. reed8992 1
8. surftone99 1
8. rcurtiss09 1
8. WarpedMind 1
8. John chaump 1
8. Aurora Kid 1
8. jcvg 1
8. CaptMeatus 1
8. Go PackGo226 1
8. Crispyone 1
8. minnfan 1
8. SSSFA_GTC_GWP 1
8. warningtrakpower 1
8. mapllffn13 1
8. brimmster 1
8. billdawg12185 1
8. pittcontact 1
8. pianomn623 1
8. bleedinpurple 1
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975



Since: Mar 31, 2007
Posted on: July 29, 2008 11:49 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

1) Forget  lipo.

2)  this white foot belongs on those tighty whities.

3) HAHAHAHAHA what the hell is this.....

4)this guy needs to work on his positioning

5)  This way Frodo !!!




Since: Aug 15, 2006
Posted on: July 29, 2008 9:55 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

#3 - A young Midas turns things to chrome before learning Gold is the desired metal.



Since: Sep 13, 2007
Posted on: July 29, 2008 8:30 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

1. Jason, do you think these googles make me look fat?




Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: July 29, 2008 7:53 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

1. Celebration photo after Jay and Silent Bob successfully kill an onlooker cheering for the opponent during the second round of the AFL playoffs.




Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: July 29, 2008 7:39 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

3. As part of "opening China's doors" China's Xia Ling province proudly displays the worlds oldest and largest chess set. Here child prodigy and chessmaster Xi Pan is preparing to make his fifth move during the Province's annual chess championships.



Since: Jan 3, 2007
Posted on: July 29, 2008 6:45 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

1)  Thanks to Jason and John, fans would never see the game, as half the team was hacked to pieces in the locker room, and half were eaten.  It's not surprising that neither Jason's appetite for machete-weilding carnage, nor John's appetite for, well, for anything, was satisfied.



Since: Apr 23, 2007
Posted on: July 29, 2008 6:44 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

1.  After attempting to drag Slim to the bottom of Crystal Lake multiple times, Mr. Voorhies finally gives up and just takes him to the game.     
      
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2.  Major League Soccer triples its attendance by mandating a new uniform policy. 

3.  Man!!!!! these statues of George Muresahn are really detailed.

4.   Yes Maam, Balco is a legitimate organization.

5.    Can you hear me now.............................goo

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Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 29, 2008 6:08 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

Or CaptainMeatus. He does have a cape... lol



Since: Jan 3, 2007
Posted on: July 29, 2008 5:56 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

BWah ha ha ha ha ha ha , Where do you come up with this gold TD? And to think I thought I might have a chance this month. It's going to be close!

I have a tremendous amount of useless trivial knowledge which seems ideally suited for this activity.  I have to admit today is one of the toughest for me.


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