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Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

Posted on: July 29, 2008 11:02 am
Edited on: July 29, 2008 11:24 am
 


Or... Time to CUT some weight! (I know, it's cheesy.)





















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July Scoreboard
1. NFL-Solomon 14
2. Train Derailer 12
2. Strictly Butta 12
3. Beevillian 6
3. TJ4499 6
3. ktopp24 6
4. Waldocruise 5
5. Jellydonut 4
5. BIAS_FAN 4
6. Delta 07 3
6. Meat Supply 3
6. YU Tennisballs 3
6. jzinger 3
6. EagleMtnAirtax 3
7. Rookies11 2
7. Sunnysidez86 2
7. turbozo 2
8. momluvsfootball 1
8. reed8992 1
8. surftone99 1
8. rcurtiss09 1
8. WarpedMind 1
8. John chaump 1
8. Aurora Kid 1
8. jcvg 1
8. CaptMeatus 1
8. Go PackGo226 1
8. Crispyone 1
8. minnfan 1
8. SSSFA_GTC_GWP 1
8. warningtrakpower 1
8. mapllffn13 1
8. brimmster 1
8. billdawg12185 1
8. pittcontact 1
8. bleedinpurple 1
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975



1- Jason told Steve that his new weight loss program was 100% effective, and worked in mere minutes. Here, the two pose for Steve's "before" photo. The "after" shot can be found in FBI case file 1909293-0567.
2- "I'm out here wearing my tighty-whities, and this idiot still finds a way to embarrass himself more than me. Well, I'll show him! Nobody out-mascots Stanley Sparrow!"
3- In preparation for the Olympic Games, Beijing has had all it's homeless beggars chromed.
4- "A slinky?! Really? What the heck were you thinking!? No... I can't even feel it!"
5- Once the bandages were removed, Marco was forced to admit that his elected nose and ear altercations had both been hugely disapointing.
Comments

Since: Jan 3, 2007
Posted on: July 29, 2008 5:53 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

1)  The fact was that Jason had tried killing Billy many years earlier, but the machete was simply inadequate to reach vital organs.  Today they're good friends and share Philadelphia Soul season tickets.

2)  Every year Toys-R-Us fielded an entrant the annual college mascot games, and every year they were disqualified because, in spite of the toy giant's arguments, stacking Leap Frog toys on the top shelf could not be considered "higher education."

3)  It soon became clear to Tommy that his platoon of giant chrome robots were a bunch of a-holes.

4)  It's always a good idea to get a good stretch and let a few rip before taking to the court for a big game.

5)  Behold the tormented soul of A. Almaktoum, Iranian equivalent to Vincent Van Gogh.




Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: July 29, 2008 5:53 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

2)  Falcon:  Long walks on the beach, dinner and dancing, and wearing panties on the outside of her sweatpants.  Giraffe:  Moonlit nights, making love by the fireplace, and "kickin' it old school."  Matched by eHarmony 11/6/06.BWah ha ha ha ha ha ha , Where do you come up with this gold TD? And to think I thought I might have a chance this month. It's going to be close!



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 29, 2008 5:47 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!


1.) (left) Hackensliceandhackensliceandhackens

lice AND (right) Strictly Buddha
The guy on the right could have also been Meat Supply...



Since: Jan 3, 2007
Posted on: July 29, 2008 5:43 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

1)  Now that he was caught in Joe's gravitational field, Eddie would simply have to maintain a geosynchronous orbit until Joe's next trip to the snack bar, when his inertia just might generate enough force to create an escape vector and propel him to the restroom.

2)  Falcon:  Long walks on the beach, dinner and dancing, and wearing panties on the outside of her sweatpants.  Giraffe:  Moonlit nights, making love by the fireplace, and "kickin' it old school."  Matched by eHarmony 11/6/06.

3)  The Chinese are so concerned about their public image during the Olympic games that they actually created giant chrome stereotypes of themselves before the rest of the world could beat them to it.  "Me so shiny!"

4)  After every game against the Detroit Shock WNBA players got a good rub-down and a thorough check to make sure Rick Mahorn's shoe wasn't still lodged in any orifices.

5)  When he found out his team was making fun of him when he put his headset on, Coach Almaktoum ordered the Acme Earfull headset cover to fool his players.  Sadly, he never checked the label, and instead of Middle Eastern small size, he'd received an XXL Mammoth German Drunk model, and the teasing got even worse.




Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: July 29, 2008 5:28 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

1.) Hmmm "The Biggest Loser" contest, by strictly interpreting the word "Loser"; this is going to be one close contest.



Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: July 29, 2008 5:20 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

5.) Chears! The ear replacement prosthetic that "No one will notice" was as dismal failure as "flesh colored" band-aids were for those people not of European descent.




Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: July 29, 2008 5:11 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

#1 - This is where the original "American Gladitors" ended up.  Please spare any change.

#3 - Sculture fountain - guess where the water comes out.

 




Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: July 29, 2008 5:10 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

Ah...one more try:

#2- Check this out you stupid buzzard...I can make the letter K, topp that!

*June Winner: Strictly Butta <<THAT"S WHY YOU WON 2MONTHS IN A ROW BUTTA!
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975




Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 29, 2008 5:01 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

One-Hit Wonders nobody remembers:

#1 - Here is a vintage photo circa1987 showing the band The Violent Fatties just before they perform their huge hit "Don't Carve The Grissle" at Madison Square Garden.

#2 - Does anybody really remember these guys? This is Long Neck Johnson and Daiper Dandy showing off for the crowd before crooning their smash debut single "Show me the way back to the Zoo".

#3 - Now here we have the little known group named The Silver Gay Man Group. They opened up for AC/DC for 1 show but were booed off stage before they could finish belting out their only known song "My Bulge, My lovely Man Bulge".

#4 - This is the only known photo of the rarely seen R&B singer Shannon "Ho-bag" Jackson. She is backstage practicing her flexibility for her next onstage appearance.

#5 - Mustaf Herod Upyer Pouper, the lead singer of the Iranian Heavy Metal group The Ugly Arab Escapade. Their only song that was worth releasing was titled "Bomb 'Em All" and didn't even make a dent in Billboards Top 1,000,000 songs.




Since: Mar 25, 2008
Posted on: July 29, 2008 4:48 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

1) NO YOU IDIOTS! THE NEW SHOW IS A REMAKE OF JAKE AND THE FATMAN...NOT JASON AND THE FATMAN.



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