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Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

Posted on: July 29, 2008 11:02 am
Edited on: July 29, 2008 11:24 am
 


Or... Time to CUT some weight! (I know, it's cheesy.)





















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July Scoreboard
1. NFL-Solomon 14
2. Train Derailer 12
2. Strictly Butta 12
3. Beevillian 6
3. TJ4499 6
3. ktopp24 6
4. Waldocruise 5
5. Jellydonut 4
5. BIAS_FAN 4
6. Delta 07 3
6. Meat Supply 3
6. YU Tennisballs 3
6. jzinger 3
6. EagleMtnAirtax 3
7. Rookies11 2
7. Sunnysidez86 2
7. turbozo 2
8. momluvsfootball 1
8. reed8992 1
8. surftone99 1
8. rcurtiss09 1
8. WarpedMind 1
8. John chaump 1
8. Aurora Kid 1
8. jcvg 1
8. CaptMeatus 1
8. Go PackGo226 1
8. Crispyone 1
8. minnfan 1
8. SSSFA_GTC_GWP 1
8. warningtrakpower 1
8. mapllffn13 1
8. brimmster 1
8. billdawg12185 1
8. pittcontact 1
8. bleedinpurple 1
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975



1- Jason told Steve that his new weight loss program was 100% effective, and worked in mere minutes. Here, the two pose for Steve's "before" photo. The "after" shot can be found in FBI case file 1909293-0567.
2- "I'm out here wearing my tighty-whities, and this idiot still finds a way to embarrass himself more than me. Well, I'll show him! Nobody out-mascots Stanley Sparrow!"
3- In preparation for the Olympic Games, Beijing has had all it's homeless beggars chromed.
4- "A slinky?! Really? What the heck were you thinking!? No... I can't even feel it!"
5- Once the bandages were removed, Marco was forced to admit that his elected nose and ear altercations had both been hugely disapointing.
Comments

Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: July 29, 2008 4:42 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

Ah...one more try:

#2- Check this out you stupid buzzard...I can make the letter K, topp that!




Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: July 29, 2008 4:40 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

Yeah, sniff sniff, it brought a tear to my eye too, a sad depressed tear. I wasn't included in that one. Nobody likes me....

#4- "Ok Phil, this time I'm going to be on topp, k????

 

-best I could come up with ktopp...




Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: July 29, 2008 4:19 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

Yeah, sniff sniff, it brought a tear to my eye too, a sad depressed tear. I wasn't included in that one. Nobody likes me....

 

I'm just trying to get you back for all the ones you gave me the first time I tried my hand at this... just kidding but believe it or not ktopp, I tried really hard to work you and Train derailer into, but there are limits to my creative connections. 



Since: Nov 15, 2007
Posted on: July 29, 2008 4:04 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

Yeah, sniff sniff, it brought a tear to my eye too, a sad depressed tear. I wasn't included in that one. Nobody likes me....

I plead the 5th.  




Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 29, 2008 3:54 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

Thanks, Solomon! That brought a tear to my eye!

Yeah, sniff sniff, it brought a tear to my eye too, a sad depressed tear. I wasn't included in that one. Nobody likes me....



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: July 29, 2008 3:51 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

Movie titles:

1)  Heavyweights:  Our fat superhero is sent to the Fat Farm for fun and frolic only to discover it has been bought out by a fitness guru and his days of fun are over.

2) Dr Doolittle has been talking to the giraffe and has taught him how to kick a 50 yard field goal.

3)  In this episode of "Twilight Zone" entitled "Be Careful What You Wish For", Jimmy wishes to live in a world where he can control all CBS trolls.  He's in control alright, but lacking human contact soon becomes desperately lonely.

4)  Even The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas had humble beginnings. 

5)  Surviving a crash that deprived the man of one ear and his nose, a series of operations have given the new Six Million Dollar Man incredible smelling and hearing capabilities.  Unfortunately the smell from his own breath and sound from his own pulse are starting to drive him mad. 




Since: Nov 15, 2007
Posted on: July 29, 2008 3:47 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

Not Exactly Photo caption contest posters


1.) (left) Hackensliceandhackensliceandhackens

lice AND (right) Strictly Buddha

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Thanks, Solomon! That brought a tear to my eye!




Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: July 29, 2008 3:11 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

#3 - If Dorothy had gone a little farther into the woods, she would also have found the rest of the Tin Man's family.  The heartless bastard didn't think of them as he went on an adventure to Oz.

 




Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 29, 2008 2:59 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

#3 - Under Chinese law, when a male stripper dies, they must erect a Pewter statue in his honor. Here we see Little Xiang, son of the late Mi Showang paying his respects to his dead father.

#4 - At the Submission School for Housewives, Mary learns the proper position to be in for a strict disciplining by her master.

#5 -  Here is a still photo of the latest terrorist to show up on the Chinese FBI Most Wanted List. If anybody has any info on this man known as I-Zheet M'Drurz please don't hesitate for call 1-800-STOP-HIM.




Since: Aug 25, 2007
Posted on: July 29, 2008 2:55 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

1 - The Raiders aint got nothing on us!

2 - Is that Michael Keaton in there?  Its GUNG-HO all over again.

3 - PLease get HELP!!!  We've been here for 30 years.

4 - OK..Hold that position while I get behind you

5 - Now that's one big schnoz



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