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Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

Posted on: July 29, 2008 11:02 am
Edited on: July 29, 2008 11:24 am
 


Or... Time to CUT some weight! (I know, it's cheesy.)





















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July Scoreboard
1. NFL-Solomon 14
2. Train Derailer 12
2. Strictly Butta 12
3. Beevillian 6
3. TJ4499 6
3. ktopp24 6
4. Waldocruise 5
5. Jellydonut 4
5. BIAS_FAN 4
6. Delta 07 3
6. Meat Supply 3
6. YU Tennisballs 3
6. jzinger 3
6. EagleMtnAirtax 3
7. Rookies11 2
7. Sunnysidez86 2
7. turbozo 2
8. momluvsfootball 1
8. reed8992 1
8. surftone99 1
8. rcurtiss09 1
8. WarpedMind 1
8. John chaump 1
8. Aurora Kid 1
8. jcvg 1
8. CaptMeatus 1
8. Go PackGo226 1
8. Crispyone 1
8. minnfan 1
8. SSSFA_GTC_GWP 1
8. warningtrakpower 1
8. mapllffn13 1
8. brimmster 1
8. billdawg12185 1
8. pittcontact 1
8. bleedinpurple 1
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975



1- Jason told Steve that his new weight loss program was 100% effective, and worked in mere minutes. Here, the two pose for Steve's "before" photo. The "after" shot can be found in FBI case file 1909293-0567.
2- "I'm out here wearing my tighty-whities, and this idiot still finds a way to embarrass himself more than me. Well, I'll show him! Nobody out-mascots Stanley Sparrow!"
3- In preparation for the Olympic Games, Beijing has had all it's homeless beggars chromed.
4- "A slinky?! Really? What the heck were you thinking!? No... I can't even feel it!"
5- Once the bandages were removed, Marco was forced to admit that his elected nose and ear altercations had both been hugely disapointing.
Comments

Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: July 29, 2008 1:12 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

#3. In attempt to faze other competitors, Chang decided to put his cup on last, striking one last (hopefully) sexy pose for the ladies before chroming himself.



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: July 29, 2008 1:06 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

5)  This hearing aid prototype is designed for those that don't want others to know...... it fits over ones real ear and guarantees to improve hearing 50% via the dumbo effect.  The unfortunate side effect is now others think you have a mutated ear and won't get within fifty yards of you. 



Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: July 29, 2008 12:59 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

For all you guys and gals

Not Exactly Photo caption contest posters


1.) (left) Hackensliceandhackensliceandhackens

lice AND (right) Strictly Buddha
2.) (Falcon) Birdvillian AND (Giraffe) Waldo's-moves
3.) Silversurfertone99 and the Sparkling Aurora Kids
4.) Warpyourbehind working on Momluvsphysicaltherapy
5.) Turbozonose-o



Since: Sep 12, 2006
Posted on: July 29, 2008 12:59 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

1.  After finishing Medical School at Crystal Lake College, Dr. Vorhees prepares for his first C-Section.

2.  Personal Foul.  15 Yards!  Unnecessary taunting while wearing a diaper.

3.  Fortunately, Director Rob Cohen chose to take "The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emporer" in a different direction.

4.  I'm sorry Miss.  No matter how hard I try, I just can't seem to find your left leg.

5.  Living proof that sometime's it's better to be seen, not heard. 




Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: July 29, 2008 12:57 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

30 Minute Informercials You've Never Seen:

1. "30 Minute Fat Burning - Try our new "Do It Your Self" liposuction. Quick results, satisfaction guaranteed. You'll never have to worry about looking in the mirror again!!"

2. "Cheerleading Mascots for Dummies - Not only do we show you how to support those costumes, but we include a free bonus sure to help you get those kids coming over to your place for more fun fun fun!"

3. "Oxyclean - Use it everywhere even on your lawn ornaments. Not only does it make them shine like new, but they will become enlarged as well!"

4. "Learn how to be a personnal Masseusse - In this quick video we will provide importnt instructions for giving massage to amputees. An increasingly useful tool to help aid those veterans. Support us and Support the Troops"

5. "Discouraged about the look on your face? Well don't get mad, get Gorgeous Looks and Dames. Thats right with our state of the art prostetics everyone will notice your new features, and the best part of all is they are cheap, easy to use, and blend right in. So remember - don't get mad, get GLAD."




Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: July 29, 2008 12:43 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

1.) Inexplicably the man on the left received more beads at Mardi Gras, even though the guy on the right has a bigger pair of boobs.
2.) Freddie Falcon confidently heckles Jerry Girrafe during his competition kick, fearless of retribution because giraffes are mute.
3.) Not everyone on the Silver Surfer's planet is a surfboard riding herald of Galactus, here an Earth visitor meets the silver homeless.
4.) 2008 specialists are now available to evaluate a women's hump, their hump, and their lovely lady lumps.
5.) You should see the picture airbrushed on his jock cup.



Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: July 29, 2008 12:38 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

-New Superheroes Revealed at this weeks Comic Con-

 

#1- Jason and the Fatman brings a contemporary flare to this remake of the 80's hit, Jake and the fatman...

#2- The animated version of the A-Team (Animal-Team) premiered with guest appearances by "Murhawk" and "Giraffeman Peck" although the favorite character is sure to be "B.A." or Big Alligator...

#3- Finally, no more mismatches!  In Terminator 4, the Resistance finally sends back their own version of the T-1000 to better handle that pesky silver cop...

#4- "Skunk Girl" is seen getting a recharge after what must have been a busy night!

#5- Babar looks normal, but once he removes his prosthetic ear flaps his wings come out and he can fly away!




Since: Aug 15, 2006
Posted on: July 29, 2008 12:30 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

1. As the Toronto Maple Leaf fans, shown here, show their displeasure of the teams offseason.

4.  Do you really think you need that Gatoraide here?

5.  The CBS Trolls have invaded the Photo Caption Contest.




Since: Mar 4, 2008
Posted on: July 29, 2008 12:26 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

Worst pick up lines

1 - Hey, its either me or my fat friend, you decide

2 - Gerry the Giraffe, "Look I can do the can-can

3 - Wow, you have pretty big hands.........

4 - Hey baby, you come here often?

5 - They call me Gonzo, but not because of my nose.



Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: July 29, 2008 12:22 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

#1- Even though they were twins, no one really understood why Bob and not Bif was always chosen to play goalie...

#2- Many visitors often suspected the animals at the 6 Flags Wild Safari were "on something", but recent behavior just about proves it.

#3- Apparently our own future selves have sent  re-tooled T-1000 terminators back in time not to kill but to protect our kids from pedophiles...

#4- Its not the most glamorous of jobs, but Phil's Anal Bleaching business usually only brings in the kind of customer that cares about that sort of thing, ie: hot chicks.

#5- As if the sweat shops weren't enough, Nike has now become the official sponsor of the Taliban...



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