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Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

Posted on: July 29, 2008 11:02 am
Edited on: July 29, 2008 11:24 am
 


Or... Time to CUT some weight! (I know, it's cheesy.)





















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July Scoreboard
1. NFL-Solomon 14
2. Train Derailer 12
2. Strictly Butta 12
3. Beevillian 6
3. TJ4499 6
3. ktopp24 6
4. Waldocruise 5
5. Jellydonut 4
5. BIAS_FAN 4
6. Delta 07 3
6. Meat Supply 3
6. YU Tennisballs 3
6. jzinger 3
6. EagleMtnAirtax 3
7. Rookies11 2
7. Sunnysidez86 2
7. turbozo 2
8. momluvsfootball 1
8. reed8992 1
8. surftone99 1
8. rcurtiss09 1
8. WarpedMind 1
8. John chaump 1
8. Aurora Kid 1
8. jcvg 1
8. CaptMeatus 1
8. Go PackGo226 1
8. Crispyone 1
8. minnfan 1
8. SSSFA_GTC_GWP 1
8. warningtrakpower 1
8. mapllffn13 1
8. brimmster 1
8. billdawg12185 1
8. pittcontact 1
8. bleedinpurple 1
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975



1- Jason told Steve that his new weight loss program was 100% effective, and worked in mere minutes. Here, the two pose for Steve's "before" photo. The "after" shot can be found in FBI case file 1909293-0567.
2- "I'm out here wearing my tighty-whities, and this idiot still finds a way to embarrass himself more than me. Well, I'll show him! Nobody out-mascots Stanley Sparrow!"
3- In preparation for the Olympic Games, Beijing has had all it's homeless beggars chromed.
4- "A slinky?! Really? What the heck were you thinking!? No... I can't even feel it!"
5- Once the bandages were removed, Marco was forced to admit that his elected nose and ear altercations had both been hugely disapointing.
Comments

Since: Nov 15, 2007
Posted on: July 29, 2008 12:22 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

Sorry jzinger, didn't see your #4 before I put mine in...



Since: Nov 15, 2007
Posted on: July 29, 2008 12:19 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

#1 - "I will use my machette to cut holes in his jersey so he can actually breathe!"

#2 - "Well, at least Jeffrey is taking the attention away from my diaper."

#3 - "In addition to my six-pack, I've got a roll of quarters in my pocket."

#4 - "You're going to feel a little pinching."

 




Since: Mar 4, 2008
Posted on: July 29, 2008 12:19 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

1 - What a bad movie this would make....a hockey player thinks he is a pirate and pillages the streets of Rotterdam, only to be thwarted by emergence of a new super hero, The Blue Butterball.

2 - inner thoughts of Harry the Hawk "Man where did he learn how to kick? He runs like an emu."

3 - apparently the statue in the middle is ashamed and had to turn around to leak the lizard.

3 - Hopefully Mr. Wang doesn't shake all the statues hands....I'm not sure where they might have been

4 - Hey that feels kind of good. What are you doing later?

4 - How you doing? You come here often?

5 - the perfect way to let your significant other to think you are listening....little would they know you are really listening to the ball game.



Since: Nov 15, 2007
Posted on: July 29, 2008 12:13 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

#5 - It's good to see that Jamie Farr found some work.



Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: July 29, 2008 12:06 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

  1. The scary thing is, both of these guys have bead necklaces from showing their stuff on the Jerry Springer show.
  2. Jerry Giraffe's perfect form is going to make it difficult for Wrong Way Underwear Bear to win the mascot punt, pass and kick contest.
  3. Finally, we have proof that the Roswell aliens not only exist, but are also juiced up.
  4. Q): how many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?  A): only one, but it takes three visits.
  5. Not everyone is happy with the new fatwa forbidding men from exposing their ears.



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: July 29, 2008 12:05 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

1)  In Halloween 17, Michael Myers takes on Fat Boy.  Current Vegas odds on the ending are 50:1 in favor of Michael.  Fat Boy's only hope is to sit on Michael's face long enough so he suffocates to death.

2) With school budgets tighter than ever, the field goal kicker doubles as team mascot.  The giraffe head has NCAA approved steel plating making the dual role possible and creating a brand new definition of "going both ways".

3)  Randomly and when you least expect it these evil trolls lift up and pee all over visitors.  Now that the connection has been made to the sewer system, there is more reason than ever to take heed.




Since: Nov 15, 2006
Posted on: July 29, 2008 11:58 am
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

#1. Your going to need a bigger knife to perform that gastric bypass!

#2. not realizing there are no NCAA teams nicknamed "Giraffes" the man in this suit storms away mad, and is later led away by police for sneaking into the NCAA cheerlading championships!

#3. Look Mom! Buddha has been watching American TV and saw Dan Marino and Larry the Cable guy and went on Nutri-System!!!!!

#4. OK, your going to feel a little prick!

#5. A Almaktoun, wanted by US for terrorism, is caught on camera disguising himself as Jimmy Durante, not realizing that the actor has long since passed. Almaktoun was later captured and questioned authorities as to how they spotted him.




Since: Jan 13, 2007
Posted on: July 29, 2008 11:46 am
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

1-  Apparently Comic Book Heros Just Don't Cut it Anymore
2-  Hawk Embarassed by Giraffe's Dance Moves
3-  China Gears Up for Olympics by Frightening Kids with Giant, Shirtless, Silver Men with Enormous Heads.
4-  Dirty Thoughts Can't Escape Team Doctor's Mind
5-  I Can't Hear You! 




Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: July 29, 2008 11:23 am
 

Photo caption contest: Time to trim a few pounds!

1) When are the auditions for the next Teenage Mutant Turtle movie?!?

2) Where is that guy with a baseball bat when you need him?

3) Mom, I know you said not to do drugs, but if you want me to grow up and be an artist and make things like this - I'm going to have to do some drugs - some good ones too!

4) Sweet! I spent years in college trying to get girls in this position and now I'm getting paid to do it and they don't say no!

5) Does this make my nose look smaller?



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