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Photo caption contest: Look at my corndog!

Posted on: July 30, 2008 8:58 am
Edited on: July 30, 2008 9:05 am
 

Look at it! It has mustard!





















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July Scoreboard
1. NFL-Solomon 16
2. Train Derailer 12
2. Strictly Butta 12
3. Beevillian 6
3. TJ4499 6
3. ktopp24 6
3. Waldocruise 6
4. Jellydonut 5
5. BIAS_FAN 4
6. Delta 07 3
6. Meat Supply 3
6. YU Tennisballs 3
6. jzinger 3
6. EagleMtnAirtax 3
6. turbozo 3
7. Rookies11 2
7. Sunnysidez86 2
8. momluvsfootball 1
8. reed8992 1
8. surftone99 1
8. rcurtiss09 1
8. WarpedMind 1
8. John chaump 1
8. Aurora Kid 1
8. jcvg 1
8. CaptMeatus 1
8. Go PackGo226 1
8. Crispyone 1
8. minnfan 1
8. SSSFA_GTC_GWP 1
8. warningtrakpower 1
8. mapllffn13 1
8. brimmster 1
8. billdawg12185 1
8. pittcontact 1
8. pianomn623 1
8. bleedinpurple 1
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975

1- WNBA players Niki Jones (left) and Sharon Smith (right) celebrate during an on-court picnic. In this little known sport, over half of all games turn in to picnics because zero tickets are sold. "We had one close call tonight," said Jones. "We heard the door open, so we started to move all the coolers off the court, but then we saw that it was a man, so we knew it was just a janitor or something."
2- Tony Parker is digitized for his appearance in Space Jam 2.
3- "That's just like you, Pierre... Always tooting your own horn."
4- Rookie Walter Brown was completely lost without his college coach to dress him and make sure he got to practice.
5- You've got a lot of cranium accessories.
Comments

Since: Aug 17, 2007
Posted on: July 31, 2008 1:49 am
 

Photo caption contest: Look at my corndog!

#1 It puts the mustard on the corndog, or else it gets the hose again.

#2 THIS was the moment when Tony Parker FINALLY realized he had actually become Mr. Eva Longoria.

  OR THIS is why you never let your wife pick your outfit.

  OR Tony Parker is finally tired of trying to dress to match his wife's skin tight, sequined dresses.

#3 This picture is in serious need of a Bud Light guy: "Dude..."

#4 "Oh when the Saints, come marching...somewhere..."

  OR "Oh when the Saints, come marching...over the hills and through the woods to Grandmother's house we go"

#5 That guy just got the UEFA cup poured on his head...




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 31, 2008 12:18 am
 

Photo caption contest: Look at my corndog!

Man, Joe, how could this one not win?

So straight and to the point, I understood it completely the first time I read it, and it's just downright knee-slapping funny!!! I mean c'mon "I", what else could that be but funny!!

You're right, I just wasn't crazy about the tone is all. It's comes off as kind of pretentious and conceited if you ask me. "I"... Like he's so special.





Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: July 31, 2008 12:00 am
 

Photo caption contest: Look at my corndog!

1.I

Man, Joe, how could this one not win?

So straight and to the point, I understood it completely the first time I read it, and it's just downright knee-slapping funny!!! I mean c'mon "I", what else could that be but funny!!




Since: May 29, 2008
Posted on: July 30, 2008 11:50 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Look at my corndog!

2 - Looking to improve the realism of the "flop" in the newest edition of NBA Live, EA designers turn to a professional. 




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 30, 2008 11:44 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Look at my corndog!


turbozo
Picture 1 -- Ignoring the WBNA policy prohibiting gang affiliation, PF Bethanne Wilkermyer displays her allegiance for the Corn Dog Mafia and calls out on camera any and all "Punk a$$ Fish Stick munchin' motha f_ckas"

ktopp24
#2 - As a side job, Tony Parker does fashion shows for BodyBlockers, a company that makes suits for people that think aliens will "take over their brains".

Waldocruise
#3 - "Man, if that horn is so dirty that you have to wear a sock on your hand to stay clean, then why on earth are you putting it in your mouth?"

Hoosier Mick
4) While the removable helmet and special gloves on the new life-size Walter Brown doll are great features, it's the pull-string coming from its back, that when pulled makes it talk smack, that was a big hit with the kids!

WarpedMind
5. Some people will do anything for a Saddam box set.


Fanat5280
Success vs. Failure

1. Success: Erin Andrews eating a hotdog. Failure: Niki Jones eating a corndog.
2. Success: Beautiful women wearing skin tight clothing. Failure: Middleaged men wearing skin tight clothing.
3. Success: Paintings that people can hang on their wall. Failure: Painting people to look like the wall.
4. Success: "Everyday I can wake up and get myself dressed is a good day." Failure: "Every day I can hold off on my drinking until after 9 a.m. is a good day."
5. Success: Arsenio Hall in the 80's. Failure: His brother.

July Scoreboard
1. NFL-Solomon 16
2. Train Derailer 12
2. Strictly Butta 12
3. ktopp24 7
3. Waldocruise 7
4. Beevillian 6
4. TJ4499 6
5. Jellydonut 5
6. BIAS_FAN 4
6. turbozo 4
7. Delta 07 3
7. Meat Supply 3
7. YU Tennisballs 3
7. jzinger 3
7. EagleMtnAirtax 3
8. Rookies11 2
8. Sunnysidez86 2
8. WarpedMind 2
9. momluvsfootball 1
9. reed8992 1
9. surftone99 1
9. Hoosier Mick 1
9. rcurtiss09 1
9. John chaump 1
9. Aurora Kid 1
9. jcvg 1
9. CaptMeatus 1
9. Go PackGo226 1
9. Crispyone 1
9. minnfan 1
9. SSSFA_GTC_GWP 1
9. warningtrakpower 1
9. mapllffn13 1
9. brimmster 1
9. billdawg12185 1
9. pittcontact 1
9. pianomn623 1
9. Fanat5280 1
9. bleedinpurple 1
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975


Dang, WarpedMind... I just realized you've only gotten 2 points this month. Sorry about that. You always get a few on my final list, but I guess you just keep getting edged out for the win.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 30, 2008 10:53 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Look at my corndog!

1.II think maybe he's claiming to be the person in the picture? Or, maybe he shares a fondness for corndogs? Maybe COWBOYSANDBEER got another screenname?



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 30, 2008 10:36 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Look at my corndog!

- Brought to you by The Alliance to Stop ManBearPigHe's real... I'm so super serial.



Since: Jan 10, 2008
Posted on: July 30, 2008 9:52 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Look at my corndog!

1)  If you think I'm shovin this corndog in my mouth while this sick, candy suckin pervert is watching.....

2)  Listen guys, my client can't stay in this position forever...

3)  Whaddia say we try being fans of a real sport...

4)  Man, I knew I was too heavy for that bungy chord.  Good thing I had my old uni and pads...

5)  Hey man, there aint a person alive who knows what the hell I'm thinkin...




Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: July 30, 2008 9:47 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Look at my corndog!

Sigh... and I've been too busy to read any of these since.

You picked some tough pictures today Joe.  Luckily, business was slow today so I just kept bouncing ideas off of my coworkers and kept typing.

 




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 30, 2008 8:59 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Look at my corndog!

Joe - Up an at em' early on a Wednesday morning!
Sigh... and I've been too busy to read any of these since.


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