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Photo caption contest: Man, that guy is flaming!

Posted on: July 31, 2008 10:48 am
 




























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1- Spontaneous Human Combustion: God's way of punishing the wicked since 1698!
2- It's really not his fault. Manny has just been confused about the location of the Red Sox clubhouse. "Das wha ju all were piss abou?" asked an angry Ramirez. "I been useen a bucke as a locker, and you all hab da nerb do gee on my case? Das ee, I go do Floreeda!"
3- Move over, I can BEAR-ly see you... Haha, get it?
4- Ronald "Stonehands" Featherstone was more shocked than anyone when he actually managed to pull in a Paul Blake bomb during practice. Maybe those Fighting Armadillos have some hope yet...
5- France edges Belgium for the title of "Least Crooked Teeth in Europe". For the 73rd year in a row, England finishes dead last.
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Since: Jan 3, 2007
Posted on: July 31, 2008 1:26 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Man, that guy is flaming!

1) The pre-match chili cookoff seemed like a good way to boost morale at the time, but as his star player was reduced to ashes, the coach thought an ice cream social might be better next time.

2) When the official scorer tried explaining that there simply wasn't enough room inside the Green Monster to accommodate Manny's 16 guests, Manny smacked him across the face and stormed out.

3) Using Muppet interns in the control booth had numerous advantages. They worked for nothing, could pull stats or archive footage rapidly, did not seem to get injured when they fell off of a ladder, and didn't mind the occasional hand in the ass.

4) These staring contests could last for hours, and usually were declared a draw.

5) Jean-Pierre's original plan was to get to the game and streak across the field at half-time with the French colors painted on his genitals. Then he met Marie, and a more compelling activity ensued.




Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: July 31, 2008 1:25 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Man, that guy is flaming!

#2 - "Did someone say three way?  Oh, you meant a three way trade?"

#4 - You heard the saying suck a golf ball through a garden hose?  Well, a football is more impressive.




Since: Nov 8, 2007
Posted on: July 31, 2008 1:24 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Man, that guy is flaming!

5.  Aquafresh - Yeah.  That was a bad idea.



Since: Nov 8, 2007
Posted on: July 31, 2008 1:18 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Man, that guy is flaming!

1. Good Morning Vietnam - "It's hot!  Damn hot!  Really hot!  It's so damn hot I watched a little man in an orange robe burst into flames!"



Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: July 31, 2008 1:11 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Man, that guy is flaming!

#1 - When they say that some of the countries that play soccer as hot as hell, they mean it.



Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: July 31, 2008 1:08 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Man, that guy is flaming!

#1 - Not all sports groupies are the same as this soccer player finds out with this burning case of clamydia.



Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: July 31, 2008 1:03 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Man, that guy is flaming!

#2 - Trying to help teammate Jonathan Papelbon, Manny shows him how a real closer takes the field from the bullpen.  Unfortunetly, he made his entrace to the song, It's Raining Men.



Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: July 31, 2008 1:00 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Man, that guy is flaming!

#4 - With Adam Pacman Jones around, it's best to keep your eyes open (mouth closed though) just in case he decides to "make it rain" on the practice field.



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: July 31, 2008 12:52 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Man, that guy is flaming!

*Macho Man Randy Savage voice* "Ooooohhhh Yeaaaaah!   Snap into a SlimJim!"Has anyone ever seen or heard a SlimJim snap? Didn't think so. The line should be "Squish in to a SlimJim!!!"



Since: Nov 8, 2007
Posted on: July 31, 2008 12:45 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Man, that guy is flaming!

1.  We're not quite sure who on Spain's team sold their soul to the devil in order to win the Euro Cup.  But we are getting close.

2.  Wait a minute.  What's... Is that... No...  Brian McNamee?!?  How'd he get in?

3.  Where's the Land Shark when you need him?  This guys fro is getting in the way.

4.  You know what they say about little ears, right?

5.  A couple thoughts on motorboating Rainbow Bright if  you get the chance.  1. Do it.  2. Clean up.

5.  If this lady has this much hair on her head.  Think about her armpits...  Sorry, is that not the point?



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