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Photo caption contest: Protect the panda!!!

Posted on: August 1, 2008 4:42 pm
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Without further ado... The Daily Photo Caption Contest!


(This one will stay up through the weekend, since it's going up so late. I'll choose winners on Sunday night.)




























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August Scoreboard
No scores yet .
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975


1- After Barney was gunned down during last week's Mudflat Olympics, the actual Olympics decided to place extra security around Ping the Panda.
2- "Me like shiny!"
3- "What's with these hats, bro? Nobody in China ever wore hats like this... I mean, we have balls on our head for Buddha's sake!"
4- One good thing about being tall: You almost never have to smell your own feet.
5- "I don't know, Brian... I might go with a roll of coins or a hotdog. That butternut squash is a little more obscene than flattering.

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Since: Apr 19, 2007
Posted on: August 3, 2008 11:18 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Protect the panda!!!

1. OK guys we are looking for a giant panda like creature, so if you see one let me know....
2.Tara Reid gave me this to remind us of our night together.....man, blondes!
3. What ed zackary is Master Card?
4. Is there any other stations than Hank Radio?
5. Dude, as least you got it in the front this time....remember Australia....



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: August 3, 2008 10:33 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Protect the panda!!!

Hoosier Mick
1. Snow White and the Sever Dwarfs

WarpedMind
2. I too am happy about Tom Kelly managing the Twins to the 87 and 91 Series, but this is taking it a little far.

Charle76
3. Dude, it's the bottom of the seventh, Ichiro is at bat... get your own Ipod.

Vamos_JK
4 - This big pinky drops the no-look pass... This big pinky drove to the hole... This big pinky dunked over their big man...  And this big pinky took the Gold metal home.

turbozo
Picture 5 -- Agent Brock Strappleburg finally had caught the elusive Kingpin, Vincenso "Backstroke" Cappelli in what will surely go down as one of the most awkward undercover operations in FBI history.
NFL-Solomon

Group: Oompa Loompa (Dang, man. I guess this is what happens when I give you guys more time. Awesome!)

August Scoreboard
1. NFL-Solomon 1
1. Hoosier Mick 1
1. Warped Mind 1
1. Charle76 1
1. Vamos_JK 1
1. turbozo 1
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: August 3, 2008 9:12 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Protect the panda!!!

Wow, seems only a very few people liked this one. It was my attempt at making fun of myself, I guess it missfired as much as some others that I thought were "sure fire" zingers did. Hope it was just not funny and didn't tick anyone off. I thought it was pretty good...



Since: Jun 20, 2008
Posted on: August 3, 2008 6:50 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Protect the panda!!!

one more for #3

"Psst..  Dude where's all the chicks?  They said there'd be chicks!"




Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: August 3, 2008 3:14 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Protect the panda!!!

#4 - All the money I have, and I can't even afford a decent razor.



Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: August 3, 2008 3:11 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Protect the panda!!!

#1 - Security is tightened around the world's #1 ranked Pick Up Stick competitor who was placed in the Ping costume for additional security.



Since: Jun 19, 2008
Posted on: August 3, 2008 8:41 am
 

Photo caption contest: Protect the panda!!!

#1    Okay this rediculus. First they go with with Attack of "GODZILLA" to the Attack of The Huge Freak Panda. I see no sequel.

#2     Aight take 22. CUT, CUT. Would someone please remove the damn 300M grill off the set. It blocking the real action people. FOCUS, AND ACTION

#3    Hey bro did you hear? We are being attacked by the Huge Freak Panda....... RUNNNNNN

#4    Well well well. Didn't you hear Mr. James what happened to Manny? He pulled off a stunt with another teams logo and they traded his butt far west. So dont make me go get your Momma.

#5     Ewwww! Joe-Ann you are not to be wearing the the blue. You know I am supposed to be the man. So get your butt down and go get the pink ones on that I bought you for this event.




Since: Nov 3, 2006
Posted on: August 3, 2008 8:00 am
 

Photo caption contest: Protect the panda!!!

Photo 1- In reaction to the stereotype of the disorganization of the Chinese Army, scientists unviel the soldier of the future.

Photo 2- How am I going to feed my kids?!?

Photo 3- If you think these berets are bad, imagine if the French stayed in Vietnam.

Photo 4- You know what they say, little feet, little... hey wait a minute- that's not what they say!

Photo 5- Do these shorts make my rear look big?




Since: Jul 13, 2008
Posted on: August 3, 2008 12:04 am
 

Photo caption contest: Protect the panda!!!

Ok - rookie here, but this looks like fun, so here goes -

 

#1 -  Run! Ping pooted!

#2 -  "T K - Da Toof Killa"

#3  - Chineese Secret Service institutes new "Don't ask Dont tell" policy

#4 - LeBron's tiny feet debunk the age old "myth"

#5 - "Dude, I said the water was cold!"




Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: August 2, 2008 11:43 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Protect the panda!!!

1) The not-so-subtle Disney influence makes itself known when the secret service agent code-named "Prince Charming Panda", (the one with the "cool" undercover suit including high-tech surveillance equipment built in) announces the top agent assigned to Opening Ceremony security detail, code named "Snow White" is on site and must be "accommodated"!

None of the dwarfs can figure out what's going on until SLEEPY (3rd from left with his hand up getting ready to lean on PCP to catch some Z's) yawns, "Maybe the old Queen's* got Snow White." Thanks to Sleepy, the dwarfs are soon off to the rescue.

DOC (far left) nervously demands: "Search every cook an' nanny, uh, hook an' granny, uh, crooked fan -- uh, search everywhere."

BASHFUL (4th from left and closest to Prince Charming Panda), blushing of course, sheepishly offers, "She's beautiful, like an angel."

GRUMPY (far right) gripes, "An angel? She's female, an' all females is poison! They're full o' wicked wiles."

DOPEY has never spoken a word but as usual just wiggles his ears and shuffles his feet (showing his white socks) to his own skippity-skip beat!

SNEEZY (hat crooked from sneezing and 2nd from right) fresh from spraying a small shower on Dopey and Grumpy whimpered, "I couldn't help it ... when you gotta go, you gotta ...  aaachoooo!" Dopey hardly noticed but Grumpy was seriously considering choking the life out of Sneezy!

HAPPY (2nd from left and on the move) unknowingly saved Sneezy from Grumpy's wrath by cheerfully giggling, "Isn't this just Olymporific?!?!" And now Grumpy knows someone has to die!

*"Queen" is code for Mia Farrow and her support of the Dream for Darfur campaign in protest to China's monetary and military support to Sudan.



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