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Photo caption contest: Asian beach cheerleaders

Posted on: August 8, 2008 11:34 am
 

Guess it's true what they say about tall guys...




















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August Scoreboard
1. NFL-Solomon 3
1. kwelly 3
1. jzinger34 3
2. turbozo 2
2. Hoosier Mick 2
2. Warped Mind 2
2. YU Tennisballs 2
2. Train Derailer 2
3. Strictly Butta 1
3. Meat Supply 1
3. Charle76 1
3. Sunnysidez86 1
3. Fanat5280 1
3. axeman 1
3. randomname5 1
3. EagleMtnAirtax 1
3. BigJimSlade29 1
3. scott00049 1
3. Vamos_JK 1
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975


1- "Why, yes... I am Yao Ming. So what are you ladies doing later?"
2- When my uncle told me that he'd fought against "Charlie" in Vietnam, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind.
3- I know that China has a population problem, but castration by Lau Chin seems a little bit extreme. I mean, look at the size of those! From the swelling, I'd guess it must have taken him over an hour to pull those off.
4- I never thought I'd say this... Maybe a traffic circle would be a good idea?
5- "Wait... This isn't the team with Randy Moss?! Crap, I retire."
Comments

Since: Aug 25, 2008
Posted on: August 26, 2008 11:30 am
 

Photo caption contest: Asian beach cheerleaders

5.) i swear the fish was at least this big



Since: May 16, 2008
Posted on: August 14, 2008 1:45 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Asian beach cheerleaders

Picture 1:  Hey look girls, oriental bean-pole!

Picture 2: Charlie Chop-suey

Picture 3: "Come on baby light my candle"

 




Since: Nov 15, 2006
Posted on: August 11, 2008 12:34 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Asian beach cheerleaders

Well, I got one right anyway!!!



Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: August 11, 2008 12:20 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Asian beach cheerleaders

Dang, I thought I posted these Saturday night, but I guess I never hit the Submit button.

STRANGE
1. This one is too tall, come on girls I'm looking for a girl I'm nuts over.

reed8992
2. The years haven't been so good to Short Round, from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

momluvsfootball
#3) - having been inspired by carnival games, the Olympics introduced two new simultaneous events...1) living ring toss...athletes must attempt to toss rings onto the spike of a moving object (in this case a human being) and 2) moving ring toss target must be able to knock down all the milk bottles while alluding the rings.

Vamos_JK
4 - Township of Civil Rights 2845 KM

State of Democracy 9100 KM

YU Tennisballs
5) Brett Farve explains how the key to a great center-quarterback exchange is having a center with a nice, firm ass.



NFL-Solomon
Why Joe hasn't picked his winning zingers yet?

1. He is out at the beach pretending to be a celebrity.
2. He is performing his "community service" assigned by a eccentric judge: 200hours walking around promoting gay rights in chinese.
3. He is in the hospital after being head butted by this man.
4. He was working on it, but someone kicked over the scaffolding, and everyone on the ground thinks he's going for a flagpole sitting record.
5. As part of the Brett Favre trade, Shuless has been sent to Green Bay, by Amtrack train.


August Scoreboard
1. NFL-Solomon 4
2. kwelly 3
2. jzinger34 3
3. turbozo 2
3. Hoosier Mick 2
3. Warped Mind 2
3. YU Tennisballs 2
3. Train Derailer 2
3. Vamos_JK 2
4. Strictly Butta 1
4. Meat Supply 1
4. Charle76 1
4. Sunnysidez86 1
4. Fanat5280 1
4. axeman 1
4. randomname5 1
4. EagleMtnAirtax 1
4. BigJimSlade29 1
4. scott00049 1
4. STRANGE 1
4. reed8992 1
4. YU Tennisballs 1
4. momluvsfootball 1
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975




Since: Nov 15, 2006
Posted on: August 11, 2008 12:02 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Asian beach cheerleaders

Since there has been no Joe sighting, guess todays contest will be what has happened to Joe?

go here to post your captions for what has happened to Joe!




Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: August 11, 2008 11:15 am
 

Photo caption contest: Asian beach cheerleaders

Hmmmm.....wonder what's going on with Joe. Maybe he is having severe computer problems. Hope his house didn't blow up or anything.



Since: Nov 15, 2006
Posted on: August 11, 2008 9:00 am
 

Photo caption contest: Asian beach cheerleaders

This is not from Joe! LOL!

I was just wondering? Maybe we could help Joe out a little this week?Seems like he is having a tough weekend, and we underappreciate his efforts.
Here is what I would have picked.
Of course I wouldn't be helping matters be giving two each to
Train-Derailer and NFL-Solomon. But they were pretty good!

Kwelly
#1."Ping Tao loved going home to China where his 5'6" frame was much more apprecited."

Train Derailer
2)  Due to heavy government censorship, Chin Ho had inadvertantly entwined the U.S. military's
 "don't ask, don't tell" policy and the concept of gay pride parades,
 and was marching around Beijing dressed as a silent film star holding a banner that read,
 "I'm here, I'm queer, get used to it!"

NFL-Solomon
#3. After losing his deadly hat in his run-in with James Bond, Odd-job simply became, well, Odd.

Train Derailer
#4.  If the Mongols got past the Great Wall, they'd surely be defeated by the Great Sign Post of China,
 misleading foreign travelers since the Ming Dynasty.

jzinger34
#5. Hell, I'm from Mississippi. You expect me to know how to spell J-E-T-S.

NFL-Solomon
Why Joe hasn't picked his winning zingers yet?
1.He is out at the beach pretending to be a celebrity.
2.He is performing his "community service" assigned by a eccentric judge:
200hours walking around promoting gay rights in chinese.
3.He is in the hospital after being head butted by this man.
4.He was working on it, but someone kicked over the scaffolding,
and everyone on the ground thinks he's going for a flagpole sitting record.
5.As part of the Brett Favre trade, Shuless has been sent to Green Bay, by Amtrack train.




Since: Jan 20, 2008
Posted on: August 10, 2008 11:25 am
 

Photo caption contest: Asian beach cheerleaders

1) did you bring your blue bikini big boy?

2) flee cledit lepot dot com

3) bah hah hah. Corky BBQ

4) THIS IS OSHA! GRAB YOUR BEER CAN FROM THE TOP OF THE POLE AND COME DOWN!

5) MmmmmmmMEGLOMANIAC, m...e...i...a..m...s..p..e..c..i..a

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Since: Aug 9, 2008
Posted on: August 10, 2008 10:10 am
 

Photo caption contest: Asian beach cheerleaders

5)  i think i f--ked up guys sorry



Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: August 10, 2008 9:38 am
 

Photo caption contest: Asian beach cheerleaders

 winners on the way!Good to hear all is well, but you might want to check your face for waffle marks, it looks like you did a faceplant on your keyboard after posting that last one.


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