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Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

Posted on: August 15, 2008 9:15 am
 



































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1- I don't know who they're bringing in the game, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that he's an "enforcer" type of player.
2- After the Little Mermaid was allowed to keep her legs, she began to take part in normal human activities... and even became quite the party girl while attending college at USC.
3- Dr. Mephisto figured the Olympics would be the perfect place to show the public his newest cloning success... the 4-butted Gila Monster.
4- Wow... Looks like Team Greece found one heck of a loophole in the rulebook.
5- Human croquet: This guy has no idea what he's in for.

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Comments

Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: August 15, 2008 5:51 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

#1 - Coach and assitant coach describe to their players the size of the woman they saw at the pool yesterday with a tampon strapped to her face.  No joke! 

 




Since: Jan 3, 2007
Posted on: August 15, 2008 5:47 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

1) These guys should find the medal platform in the Synchronized Describing the World's Tallest Man event.




Since: Jan 3, 2007
Posted on: August 15, 2008 5:42 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

Perhaps any caption referencing the French should be disqualified unless it can be argued that there is a white flag of surrender in it. Now where's the Prussian Olympic team when you need them?




Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: August 15, 2008 5:37 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

1.) To Napoleon Bonaparte (of France), You have to be this tall to successfully invade Russia
When news reaches the German basketball team, Dirk Nowitzki is quickly chosen to lead a full-out assault. Older Germans tell anyone who will listen that they, "knew General Franz Halder was too short to get the job done."



Since: Jan 3, 2007
Posted on: August 15, 2008 5:32 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

2) Ironically, Steve's plastic coconuts and synthetic grass skirt, which he packed so carefully and transported through three customs stations to get to Beijing for beach volleyball celebrations, had a label which read, "made in China."

3) Shop teacher "One Thumb" Willy McGee shows the women field hockey players how to varnish and lacquer their field hockey sticks after they have been lathed to international specs.

4) She wasn't on any team, sadly enough, but trolled the pool's bottom between races to collect any loose change that might have slipped out of a swimmer's unzipped pocket.

5) It dawned on him that he had joined the Department Store Bag Choir to meet chicks, but probably had never looked more gay in all his life.




Since: Nov 13, 2006
Posted on: August 15, 2008 5:11 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

1- You have to pitch it this high to Yao Ming...

2- Oh Shuless Joe.. Pick me, pick me.. says NFL Solomon...

3- You pick up that dog crap there... you get the scooper...

4- Damn.. I though I didn't have to do this after I got married...

5- I wonder if anyone knows my shirt really says Rusty Trombone"...

Jerzee



Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: August 15, 2008 5:05 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

#5 - Realizing that many men mess up their incision after their vasectomy, doctors are trying out an idea similiar to the satelitte dish they put on dogs after having them neutered.  In this version though, any touching of the stitches results in an electric shock to the brain.  One side effect is shown in this picture as the man labeled RUS seems to like the shock. 



Since: May 4, 2007
Posted on: August 15, 2008 4:56 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

1- Yeah, a guy bout so tall? We saw him.

2- My dad said I'd never amount to anything, "what do you say now daddio?"

3- "If I can't pull this out of my crotch, you're walking back!"

4- I can't place it, tastes like......

5- Yeah, it's a fashion statement and it keeps me from scratching my ears.




Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: August 15, 2008 4:42 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

2) Strictly Butta (lower right hand corner - black shirt and sunglasses) is pictured here on his recent "trip" to Hedonism III, waiting to check into the resort while other fun-loving hooligans are already into the "swing" of things!



Since: Mar 20, 2008
Posted on: August 15, 2008 4:40 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

Dance version

1. These two are showing off their skills dancing in sync with eachother.

2. This young man obviously had a bit too much to drink, as he dances the Hula

3. This old man shows the ladies that he's a fan of disco, as well as a fan of the ladies

4. This person proves that one person syncronized swimming counts as dancing.

5. Here we see a group of Russians doing the robot. 



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