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Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

Posted on: August 15, 2008 9:15 am
 



































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1- I don't know who they're bringing in the game, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that he's an "enforcer" type of player.
2- After the Little Mermaid was allowed to keep her legs, she began to take part in normal human activities... and even became quite the party girl while attending college at USC.
3- Dr. Mephisto figured the Olympics would be the perfect place to show the public his newest cloning success... the 4-butted Gila Monster.
4- Wow... Looks like Team Greece found one heck of a loophole in the rulebook.
5- Human croquet: This guy has no idea what he's in for.

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Comments

Since: Jun 20, 2008
Posted on: August 15, 2008 2:31 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

Sorry Solomon!  Just couldn't resist the urge - coming down off my caffeine high!



Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: August 15, 2008 1:36 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

Yea! he's back. Welcome back Parkay guy.



Since: May 16, 2008
Posted on: August 15, 2008 1:32 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

Picture 1:  Apparently these two American lolipops forgot what decade they were in when introduced to the Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao.

Picture 2:  These four studs were first in line for this years Annual Sperm Catch Contest.

Picture 3:  Stop complaing about the size of it, just get over here and spread eagle or hit the road, Fanny Mae!

Picture 4:  When out of water, people usually refered Wendy as Cross-eyed Mary.

Picture 5:  Petr couldn't understand why people made such a fuss about him having two left hands.

 

 




Since: Mar 2, 2008
Posted on: August 15, 2008 1:07 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

#1- There were 2 early victims in the new Olympic event of "Simon Says" leading to Ireland's quick victory yesterday.

#2- Announced!:  The new cover of the touted porn flick, The ShawSKANK Redemption...

#3- After noticing the girls had no under garments on, Stanley quickly tried the old "you dropped something trick", and hid his excitement with his putter...

#4- France has apparently been working on a strategy to "beat" the USA's Michael Phelps.  "What they have planned is to jump in the water with everyone else, but stay hidden under water near the finish line so they can sneak in at the last second to claim the victory....it has it's risks but what other option do they have?" said a source.  It would be a pretty failsafe plan if it werent for those pesky underwater cameras they have though...

#5- "Man what a shame!"  "Throwing away perfectly good white folks like that, damn!"




Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: August 15, 2008 12:57 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

1)  There, I've explained in easy, plain, and simple terms what everyone is to do.  Only an idiot wouldn't understand.  Now, does anyone have any questions?



Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: August 15, 2008 12:51 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

1.  First the communists forced certain people to be Olympic athletes.....now they just use puppets?  Oh, come on, China!!!!



Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: August 15, 2008 12:50 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

1.  "You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out, your put your right hand in and you shake it all about....C'mon Everybody!!!"

Uggghh! Please!.... no...... more.........hokey pokey jokes!



Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: August 15, 2008 12:47 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

Monty Python Version

1. After receiving his grant from the Ministry of Silly Walks. Charles and his Dad hit the park.

2.To pwove our fweindship we will wewease the wongdoer. Who shall we wewease. WEWEASE WOGER.

3. Every sperm is sacred.

4.I would like to buy a fish license please.

5.Have I got a big nose mum? Sex, Sex, Sex that's all you think about.




Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: August 15, 2008 12:47 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

#5 - A high school play doing "The Matrix"  Just as Neo awakens for the first time in the real world.



Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: August 15, 2008 12:45 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

#3 - Was it your turn to mow the field?  Well, you missed a spot.


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