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Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

Posted on: August 15, 2008 9:15 am
 



































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1- I don't know who they're bringing in the game, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that he's an "enforcer" type of player.
2- After the Little Mermaid was allowed to keep her legs, she began to take part in normal human activities... and even became quite the party girl while attending college at USC.
3- Dr. Mephisto figured the Olympics would be the perfect place to show the public his newest cloning success... the 4-butted Gila Monster.
4- Wow... Looks like Team Greece found one heck of a loophole in the rulebook.
5- Human croquet: This guy has no idea what he's in for.

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3. kwelly 6
4. Train Derailer 4
5. jzinger34 3
5. YU Tennisballs 3
5. Warped Mind 3
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6. Vamos_JK 2
6. reed8992 2
6. randomname5 2
7. Strictly Butta 1
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7. Coach Bib13 1
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*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
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*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975

Comments

Since: Mar 20, 2008
Posted on: August 15, 2008 12:40 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

3. That thing on the ground, combined with the yellow jumpsuit, is why you never want to get into feild maintnence. 



Since: Jun 20, 2008
Posted on: August 15, 2008 12:34 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

5. (3rd person in) "whoa, I just had this wild dream that I was on sale as a souvenir at the Olympics with these other people...wait a sec...AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!"



Since: Jun 20, 2008
Posted on: August 15, 2008 12:31 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

1.  "You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out, your put your right hand in and you shake it all about....C'mon Everybody!!!"



Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: August 15, 2008 12:29 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

He is guaranteed to sit on the couch and watch sports just as well as an American.  Call now!I crack me up sometimes!



Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: August 15, 2008 12:28 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

1. Annnnd left 2...3...4....

2. WE LOVE YOU MICHAEL!!!!!!!

3.I don't care who's dog it is. Pick it up!!!!!

4.After the race started Jessica realized she was the victim of another practical joke.

5.How can I be expected to compete wehen they can't get my name right. It's Russ. R-U-S-S




Since: Jun 20, 2008
Posted on: August 15, 2008 12:27 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

that was a good #5 Derailer.  If not a bit dated...




Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: August 15, 2008 12:26 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

Infomercials:

#1 - DVD of interviews with people who claim to have seen Bigfoot!  "Really, he was this big!"

#2 - Sports Illustrated presents the USC Trojans, 2007 NCAA Champions.  What?  They didn't win? You mean we made this video for nothing?  I'm sure some homer out there will still buy it though.

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Since: Jan 9, 2008
Posted on: August 15, 2008 12:22 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

1. She was this tall!

2. Rhodes scholars letting their hair down.

3. Get over here or you'll get what she got!!!

4. See, I am a Phelps Phan!

5. Plain label unis for the Russians will save thousands....




Since: Feb 25, 2008
Posted on: August 15, 2008 12:22 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

#2  "Hey look!! Godzillas taking a leak!! Over here big guy, WOOOHOOOO!!!"



Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: August 15, 2008 12:07 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

OK so a replacement 5

5.) "He's kidding, right?" - Jimmy was OK with the cult, even the silly department store bag clothing, but when the leader mentioned male castration, well uh-huh, no way!



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