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Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

Posted on: August 15, 2008 9:15 am
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1- I don't know who they're bringing in the game, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that he's an "enforcer" type of player.
2- After the Little Mermaid was allowed to keep her legs, she began to take part in normal human activities... and even became quite the party girl while attending college at USC.
3- Dr. Mephisto figured the Olympics would be the perfect place to show the public his newest cloning success... the 4-butted Gila Monster.
4- Wow... Looks like Team Greece found one heck of a loophole in the rulebook.
5- Human croquet: This guy has no idea what he's in for.

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Comments

Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: August 15, 2008 11:58 am
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

Sorry  waldo, yours wasn't up before I started writing mine. #5 is eerily similar.



Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: August 15, 2008 11:56 am
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

1.) "Ice cold beer!, Ice cold beer! Who wants an Ice cold beer?"
2.) Unfortunately, Kid Rock doesn't realize Dee Snyder wasn't going to take it anymore in the 80's.
3.) Just like his idol Al Czervik (Caddyshack) a disguised Donald Trump points out that he just bought property behind the Great Wall of China... on the good side.
4.) Annie thought she was making progress with gold medal winner Michael Phelps, but when she surfaced Michael was gone, and she realized she had been servicing the filter hose.
5.) In an effort to regain their edge in the world, Russia has put a intelligence agent in every promotional gift bag given away at the Olympic ceremonies.



Since: Mar 20, 2008
Posted on: August 15, 2008 11:55 am
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

1. Smell my armpit!

2. After being granted the blue wristbands, the Greeks pray to Zues for a win.

3. Look over there, and ignore those things that keep coming at my crotch. 

4. Must...gasp...beat...gasp...Michael

Phelps...

5. The Russian didn't realize that China had pulled a prank and sabatoged their uniforms.




Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: August 15, 2008 11:55 am
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

9:15?




Since: Jan 3, 2007
Posted on: August 15, 2008 11:53 am
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

1)  In the "Who's Got a Bigger Pole Up Their A$$" exhibition event, Tom Wisnewski indicates the length of his, and gets confirmation from the rear-facing judge.

2)  Further photographic evidence from outside the airgun shooting range in Beijing that every sport is made better with alcohol.

3)  With the field hockey stick still lodged in his groin, Coach Stevens puts the offending player in time-out, instructing her to think about her actions and to be grateful he lost feeling in that area thanks to a Korean War wound.

4)  With so much attention paid to the Speedo LZR suits and potential doping, Olympics officials frequently missed the most obvious performance enhancing technique, snorkeling.

4)  When a dive goes particularly bad from the 33-foot platform, you have to send down a cleaning crew with some scrub brushes and an iron constitution.

5)  "In Russia, shopping bag carries you!" (in best Yakov Smirnoff voice)




Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: August 15, 2008 11:40 am
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

#1 - Police are on the lookout for a subject who is about "yeeea" tall and is wanted for questioning in relation to this man's grass stained knees.

#2 - I guess there is more than one way to be a "Trojan man"

#3 - Oh, so you think this hat is funny do you?  Drop and give me 20!

#4 - If Casey martin can make a case for a golf cart in the PGA, why not have an asthmatic patient with breathing apparatus in swimming?

#5 - In the swag bag at the EMMY's, they were giving away perfume, cologne, cell phones and of course, Russian soccer players.




Since: May 16, 2008
Posted on: August 15, 2008 11:33 am
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

Picture 1: Simon says, wave good-bye to your family on a cruise ship.

Picture 2: "MY NIPPLES ARE HARD AS COCONUTS!!!!!"

Picture 3: "Okay Sally, now while I balance this stick between my balls, you go pick up that other stick and jam it up my butt... At the same time Debbie, make sure you keep your mouth piece in and give me a good wack across the top of my head with your stick.  Okay?  On three, ready..."

Picture 4: "I am your Mother, Luke."

Picture 5:  "Ya know what... these new Chinese cell phone devices sorta give me the sensation of a cold peppermint patty placed evenly between my butt cheeks!" 




Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: August 15, 2008 11:29 am
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

4. This photo was taken from an IOC's official desk showing that they really do intend to replace Olympic Softball with the 50m snorkel run.



Since: May 13, 2008
Posted on: August 15, 2008 11:27 am
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

1. India and Pakistan take a break from their three week long Crickett match to play a friendly game of duck duck goose. Unfortunately they can't even get that right.



Since: Jun 20, 2008
Posted on: August 15, 2008 11:20 am
 

Photo caption contest: Send in the goons!

Political Salvo

1.  The Republican Party gets ready for their convention.

2.  Bill Clinton and friends cheer on Hillary.

3.  National Organization for Women organizers wonder "why are we listening to a dude???"

4.  Atlanteans for Obama rallies were always festive but poorly attended.

5.  Environmentalists try to recycle people by stuffing them into paper shopping bags and lining them out by the curb.



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