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Skid Marks...Really they Aren't Necessary

Posted on: March 5, 2008 7:08 pm
 
Okay, I am drawing the line between male and female yet again on the board. Ladies, please unite with me yet again. I remember the first time I did my at the time live-in boyfriend's laundry in college...later he became my husband, and I picked up his tightie whities and went to put them in the wash. But I was unpleasantly surprised with well what I now know to be skid marks. Let me tell you, I was absolutely horrified and grossed out at the fact that:
  1. my guy had such nastiness in his underwear
  2. such nastiness did not even bother him
  3. my hands were handling this
  4. it was going NEAR my laundry??
I immediately picked up the phone and rang Mom. Said oh my God, Mom! You won't believe what he has in his underwear!!! It's disgusting!!!!! 

To which, she replied, your step father has the same thing, just throw it in the wash and wash your hands.

But Mom, doesn't this you know irritate them you know, EWWW!


Obviously not sweetie, they are men, what do you expect?

On that, I hung up the phone and grabbed a pencil and grabbed his underwear that were so nastily stained with the pencil, and tossed it in the wash. When I next saw him, I asked, doesn't that bother you? Don't you know how to wipe your a$$ completely?

The reply I got was, honestly, why is it such a big deal, I don't feel anything out of the ordinary....or something like that...

So I consulted with other women, and found that there was actually a term for this, SKID MARKS!!!!!!!!

I can't stand to have any residue (this is for you stick) after a shart like or a shart episode in that area, and take every measure possible to ensure that is not the case...

Okay, probably grossed you out ladies and guys are going  WHATEVER!...
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Since: Sep 6, 2006
Posted on: March 20, 2008 2:23 am
 

Skid Marks...Really they Aren't Necessary

OMG!  I have been sitting here for the last 15 minutes just CRYING and stifling the ROTFLMAO that will certainly awaken my family at this time of night.  I had heard the turtle head before, but my 13 yr old just introduced the term "shart" to me last week.  The fact that it is in the blogs HERE (!) is killing me.  I've got to stop before I start laughing uncontrollably.  See you on another post....  |<}}



Since: Jan 18, 2007
Posted on: March 17, 2008 4:19 pm
 

Skid Marks...Really they Aren't Necessary

I'm with you!!  I have 4 brothers, which is probably why my mother made us start doing our own laundry as soon as we were able to walk.  That might also be one of the reasons why I'm still single! (Ok, well I can rationalize anything)


kmgonz0826
Since: Mar 15, 2007
Posted on: March 8, 2008 8:36 pm
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Since: Jan 20, 2008
Posted on: March 8, 2008 8:35 pm
 

Skid Marks...Really they Aren't Necessary

Suggest that he NOT wear underwear. Just pull on his jeans and go.


Wutthefudge
Since: Mar 7, 2008
Posted on: March 8, 2008 11:43 am
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Since: Feb 17, 2008
Posted on: March 8, 2008 10:29 am
 

Skid Marks...Really they Aren't Necessary

I can't  beleive that I have spent 10+ minutes of my life reading about Skid Marks and other comments relating to them, what am I doing?



Since: Mar 7, 2008
Posted on: March 7, 2008 2:44 pm
 

Skid Marks...Really they Aren't Necessary

Tell your man that if he has a turtle head then he probably should have gone to the bathroom a little earlier.  Also if it's a warm day it doesn't hurt to give himself a safety wipe. 




Since: Mar 7, 2008
Posted on: March 7, 2008 2:42 pm
 

Skid Marks...Really they Aren't Necessary

Tell your man to go to the bathroom before he has a turtle head.  I think he waits to long to go #2.  Also on warm days tell him it doesn't hurt to give himself a safety wipe.  YOU JUST NEVER KNOW



kmgonz0826
Since: Mar 15, 2007
Posted on: March 7, 2008 10:48 am
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