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The Bedside Drawer

Posted on: March 13, 2008 3:50 pm
 
Some know and some do not, so I am coming clean. As my girl gezemice has already said on another blog, that this should be discussed on my blog and not someone else's and well I totally agree, as would anyone else on the ENTIRE CBB board.  We are talking the contents of your bedside drawer. Not the toenail clippers and the book and other boring YAWN things that everyone knows is there, no, no, no! The other afternoon, I awoke to hear an odd noise, it was filtered through something, I thought my alarm clock was buzzing at me, and it took me awhile to figure out what it was. I opened my bedside drawer to find one of my toys buzzing at me, on it's on, it was like it was summoning me for an afternoon delight.

dook wants to know really what resides in your bedside drawer. I have some rather nice things in my bedside drawer, multiple colors, speeds, a movie and oh yeah, LOTS of batteries, good batteries, not the cheap rayovac kind you get at the dollar store...they do not do you any justice.

So, buzz on in and tell me what resides in your drawer or in a special place in your room. Ladies, does your spouse know you have them, or do you prefer some alone time?

Tell dook, what is all the buzz about?
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Since: Jun 24, 2007
Posted on: March 15, 2008 4:15 pm
 

The Bedside Drawer

Hello All, now we know what's in the drawer. What items, apprentices, toys if you will would you replace with an updated model. Example: The two speed, Delta 2000 model  - to a multi speed Hydro Lx model ( comes with a moaning button ). Maybe you have been eyeing that dual head, multi tasker ( mmmmm that one sounds interesting ). Let's see what you people really want, shall we.




Since: Feb 7, 2008
Posted on: March 15, 2008 11:04 am
 

The Bedside Drawer

Wow.. looks like I need to get my wife some new shopping friends!!

She did have a "friend" that she kept in the drawer until our youngest asked mommy about the ladybug that hummed.  Since then, it's been stashed in the closet and out reach (and commission)

Only thing on my side is some books, a TV remote and tube of sportscream (sucks getting old)




Since: Aug 16, 2007
Posted on: March 15, 2008 9:20 am
 

The Bedside Drawer

Nah i like my $25 turbo I got at A&E

Mine is hand blown....glass with some special friction features applied to the apparatus to add to the experience.  Just warm it up in water...and whheeeew

 




Since: Jan 26, 2007
Posted on: March 14, 2008 11:00 pm
 

The Bedside Drawer

I went through the contents of my drawer and cleaned it out last week. (some girls really like it there).


scuzzie you keep your girls in your drawer?



Since: Jan 26, 2007
Posted on: March 14, 2008 10:57 pm
 

The Bedside Drawer

I have a $300 piece of corning ware with warts

I would recommend a good physician to take care of that problem.
  warts??? I don't want warts! Wait a minute, I thought corning ware could be bought at wally world fairly inexpensively?

Nah i like my $25 turbo I got at A&E


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Since: Jan 24, 2007
Posted on: March 14, 2008 4:46 pm
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Since: Aug 16, 2007
Posted on: March 14, 2008 4:35 pm
 

The Bedside Drawer

I have a $300 piece of corning ware with warts that knows how to rotate....and it's dishwasher safe!!

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Since: Feb 27, 2008
Posted on: March 14, 2008 10:13 am
 

The Bedside Drawer

Way to be dook, this is way better than talking about sports, unless you are talking about sex as a sport, sounds good to me.  I have purchased a few items that reside in my drawer such as several different shaped vibrating apperatuses, a few dozen movies, a little reading material, and a couple personal private pictures.  We are not talking about a huge arsonal but enough to get the job done well enough that she keeps begging for more.  Whooh...  that got me as sweaty as a good workout. LOL.



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: March 14, 2008 9:03 am
 

The Bedside Drawer

The usual stuff.  A three speed vibrating & rotating dildo with special stimulator attachment, the pocket rocket (great for travel), large and small ben wa balls, and a c*#k ring.  Batteries of course.

The best appliance, however, is the innocent and inexpensive two speed body massager we picked up at the drug store at least ten years ago.  We just leave it out for all to see on top of the headboard.  It has a handy long handle, runs on rechargable batteries, and has been as reliable as the sunrise.  No reason to be concerned where to put it when you travel.  It arrouses no suspicion, but can and does arouse plenty.  Trust me on that... It even doubles as a back massager.

 




Since: Apr 12, 2007
Posted on: March 14, 2008 9:02 am
 

The Bedside Drawer

I went through the contents of my drawer and cleaned it out last week. I have about half a case of Magnums, 4 sets of handcufs (one set is fur lined) a tube of KY (some girls really like it there). A remote control for the dimmer switch. A book with names numbers and ratings, a double sided apparatus for nights when I'm lucky enough to have two female companions, a box of altoids and a wine bottle opener. Yes, I'm a pig and I'm not ashamed to admit it.



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