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The Bedside Drawer

Posted on: March 13, 2008 3:50 pm
 
Some know and some do not, so I am coming clean. As my girl gezemice has already said on another blog, that this should be discussed on my blog and not someone else's and well I totally agree, as would anyone else on the ENTIRE CBB board.  We are talking the contents of your bedside drawer. Not the toenail clippers and the book and other boring YAWN things that everyone knows is there, no, no, no! The other afternoon, I awoke to hear an odd noise, it was filtered through something, I thought my alarm clock was buzzing at me, and it took me awhile to figure out what it was. I opened my bedside drawer to find one of my toys buzzing at me, on it's on, it was like it was summoning me for an afternoon delight.

dook wants to know really what resides in your bedside drawer. I have some rather nice things in my bedside drawer, multiple colors, speeds, a movie and oh yeah, LOTS of batteries, good batteries, not the cheap rayovac kind you get at the dollar store...they do not do you any justice.

So, buzz on in and tell me what resides in your drawer or in a special place in your room. Ladies, does your spouse know you have them, or do you prefer some alone time?

Tell dook, what is all the buzz about?
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Since: Jan 26, 2007
Posted on: March 13, 2008 5:00 pm
 

The Bedside Drawer

LOL dook,

Well I won't say how many I've had over my lifetime.  But...when my daughter was about 5, she found one of my toys...

"Mommy, what's this?"

"A back scratcher"

"Can I have my back scratched?"

"Ummm, nope"....let's just say it went to the upper shelf of the closet instead of a drawer. 

Then we have one now that's remote control.  Don't ask how the remote ended up in the livingroom and the toy in the drawer.  Daughter (then about 16) found the remote and wondered what it was for...all we heard was...buzzz....stop...buzzz...stop.

..buzzz...stop....


Wow what range that had...imagine the fun you could have had with that thing!!!!!

I am laughing my arse off!!!!!!!

Well mine reside in my bedside drawer, and small fry has ventured in there twice, he has pulled out the same one twice..
Mommy what is this...
Oh my, I tried not to laugh so hard! Honey that is Mommy's you know you aren't supposed to go in my drawers...hand it over, hand it over please, HAND IT OVER NOW!




Since: Feb 28, 2007
Posted on: March 13, 2008 4:59 pm
 

The Bedside Drawer

Then we have one now that's remote control.  Don't ask how the remote ended up in the livingroom and the toy in the drawer.  Daughter (then about 16) found the remote and wondered what it was for...all we heard was...buzzz....stop...buzzz...stop.

..buzzz...stop....
ROFL, mom, I am sitting here laughing! ROFLMAO!  That's some good stuff!


kmgonz0826
Since: Mar 15, 2007
Posted on: March 13, 2008 4:26 pm
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Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: March 13, 2008 4:22 pm
 

The Bedside Drawer

LOL dook,

Well I won't say how many I've had over my lifetime.  But...when my daughter was about 5, she found one of my toys...

"Mommy, what's this?"

"A back scratcher"

"Can I have my back scratched?"

"Ummm, nope"....let's just say it went to the upper shelf of the closet instead of a drawer. 

Then we have one now that's remote control.  Don't ask how the remote ended up in the livingroom and the toy in the drawer.  Daughter (then about 16) found the remote and wondered what it was for...all we heard was...buzzz....stop...buzzz...stop.

..buzzz...stop....




Since: Feb 18, 2008
Posted on: March 13, 2008 4:20 pm
 

The Bedside Drawer

Just a jumbo size tube of "kentucky jelly" some warming lotion and a Kama Sutra book(with pictures).


Badger_colorado
Since: Jan 24, 2007
Posted on: March 13, 2008 4:16 pm
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Since: Dec 20, 2006
Posted on: March 13, 2008 3:57 pm
 

The Bedside Drawer

 LOL. I have to come clean myself, dookisevil. Yes, there are "man-related pleasure products" (is there any better way to say it?) in my bedside drawer ... I'd be lying if I said otherwise ...

 




Since: Jan 26, 2007
Posted on: March 13, 2008 3:56 pm
 

The Bedside Drawer

There is no reason to be shy, I bet most of you have these or some form of entertainment tucked away...


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