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seroiusly...who teaches kids this stuff????

Posted on: August 12, 2008 2:21 pm
 
My wonderfully sweet child says Mommy, I can FART with my arm....and proceeds to show me this several times, and talks about how people on mars and saturn fart too...

So I adapt, and get into parenting role, say you say that again, I will put soap in your mouth...whilst I turn my head and am laughing my arse off silently...

Is it just a right of passage for kids, that it is something they learn...perhaps I am jealous, I could never really fart with my armpit.
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Since: Jan 26, 2007
Posted on: August 13, 2008 9:37 pm
 

seroiusly...who teaches kids this stuff????

why would you punish a kid for that you stupid stupid woman.Seriously? I could hardly contain my laughter when I was trying to teach my son proper manners. I guess saying the word fart all the time is now acceptable. I mean, I understand he's just 5 years old, but I am trying to raise him properly. I hardly think that is me being a stupid stupid woman.



Since: Jan 30, 2008
Posted on: August 13, 2008 4:45 pm
 

seroiusly...who teaches kids this stuff????

why would you punish a kid for that you stupid stupid woman.



Since: Sep 19, 2006
Posted on: August 13, 2008 4:16 pm
 

seroiusly...who teaches kids this stuff????

Wait a minute. You threatened to put soap in your kid's mouth?

You need to send me you address so I can call and get Social Services sent over there right away.

 

:)

 




Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: August 13, 2008 10:04 am
 

seroiusly...who teaches kids this stuff????

lol he already has ....mommy what's this...Too funny.  I hope he didn't find the on button / switch  /  twist.  Sure you have all varieties.  LMAO 



Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: August 13, 2008 6:02 am
 

seroiusly...who teaches kids this stuff????

I told you about the "back scratcher" right?

Wait till they're teenagers...I was in the car with my daughter and her friends and someone commented to her that she was a masochist because of the college course load she was taking...she agreed and then corrected herself..."no, I'm sadistic when it comes to you" and proceeded to remind him that all she had to do was pull his hair to get him in line. 



Since: Jan 26, 2007
Posted on: August 12, 2008 10:23 pm
 

seroiusly...who teaches kids this stuff????

last year when my son was 4, he was standing on my bed joking round...Watch out.  He is obviously a deviously clever child.  He may have been trying to distract you so he could take a peek in your bedside drawer.  lol
lol he already has ....mommy what's this...



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: August 12, 2008 10:08 pm
 

seroiusly...who teaches kids this stuff????

last year when my son was 4, he was standing on my bed joking round...Watch out.  He is obviously a deviously clever child.  He may have been trying to distract you so he could take a peek in your bedside drawer.  lol



Since: Jan 26, 2007
Posted on: August 12, 2008 10:00 pm
 

seroiusly...who teaches kids this stuff????

last year when my son was 4, he was standing on my bed joking round...said Mommy watch this, and proceeded to moon me...I turned my back to him and laughed my  arse off...



Since: Jan 26, 2007
Posted on: August 12, 2008 9:57 pm
 

seroiusly...who teaches kids this stuff????

Here is a video for you dook:

For those of you who have not seen , I recommend that you take time to see it. Its supposedly a trailer that App state is sending out to their supporters. It will take a little while to download the video, but it is well worth the wait.

Geaux Tigers!!

17 days 18 hours 49 minutes and 3 seconds till kickoff

thank you for that.  I had not seen it yet, but definitely a fantastic video.


Looking forward to the Champion vs Champion...should be a great game for both teams.



Since: Oct 19, 2007
Posted on: August 12, 2008 9:45 pm
 

seroiusly...who teaches kids this stuff????

I once made the mistake of taking him to Hooters (he was 9 months old and I like the wings darn it). 

OMG Red.  At this rate you better have hubby give him THE TALK when he's 3.  Still LMAO.

You're right Red, there is nothing wrong with going to Hooters, and they do have good wings.   



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