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BYU Fan Claims Jimmer's Sweat has Healing Powers

Posted on: February 7, 2011 2:47 pm
 

BYU Fan Claims Jimmer's Sweat has Healing Powers

January 31, 2011
Gil Espy, The College Basketball Enquirer

PROVO, UT -- Jimmer Fredette's sweat has the power to heal, this according to a Utah woman who claims that perspiration from the BYU star is responsible for the disappearance of a scar that she had carried since childhood.

Anita Johnson, a 43-year old, lifetime resident of Provo, claims that Fredette's sweat struck her in the face midway through BYU's 71-58 victory over San Diego State last Wednesday.  Hours later, according to Johnson, a scar on her chin- the result of a near tragic dairy cow attack some thirty years prior- had suddenly disappeared.

"At first I though 'ewwww' because some of his sweat had landed on my lower lip and my chin," said Johnson, a substitute teacher who, on weekends, plays cowbell in an Amy Grant tribute band.  "But when I looked in the mirror just a little while later, I screamed...'cause my scar wasn't there no more.  My lips weren't chapped no more neither."

"I knew right then and there that it was Jimmer's sweat that had healed me."

The ability to heal is just the latest in a long list of accolades this season for Fredette, the likely frontrunner for national player of the year honors.  With just five home games remaining on BYU's schedule, however, Johnson- who isn't a season ticket holder- hopes that her first encounter with Fredette's sweat wasn't her last.

"I've had ringing in my right ear for years now," said Johnson.  "Had I known Jimmer's sweat was magical, I'da put some of it on my finger the other night and given myself a wet Willie."

Fredette, whose eighth-ranked Cougars travel to Laramie to take on the Wyoming Cowboys on Wednesday, was unavailable for comment. 

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Since: Mar 2, 2007
Posted on: March 8, 2011 2:01 pm
 

BYU Fan Claims Jimmer's Sweat has Healing Powers

Wow! Did Jimmer steal your girlfriend, or something?
Why yes...yes he did.  It was at the junior sock hop.  He walked right over while my girlfriend and I were in mid-dance, he grabbed her by the poodle skirt and he said "hey sugar britches, I'm Jimmer."

Needless to say I haven't seen her since. 

You're no doubt a classic BYU Hater
Classic?  Wow...thanks.



Since: Oct 30, 2010
Posted on: February 25, 2011 5:44 pm
 

BYU Fan Claims Jimmer's Sweat has Healing Powers

Wow! Did Jimmer steal your girlfriend, or something? How gloriously pathetic of you and I love it! You're no doubt a classic BYU Hater so the fact that what Jimmer is doing is causing the Haters such grief is to me like a warm blanket on a cold winter's night. Keep it up Jimmer!!



Since: Feb 11, 2009
Posted on: February 25, 2011 5:27 pm
 

BYU Fan Claims Jimmer's Sweat has Healing Powers

I believe that any food I have eaten in the last, well, my lifetime is about to come up.  I HATE JIMMER.  I hope Jimmer is out in the first round, loses to SDSU, lose in the MWC tournament and overall is not drafted and never plays in the NBA.  Go to Hell, Jimmer, you ball hog.  Learn to pass, not when in trouble, you joke!



Since: Jan 24, 2011
Posted on: February 9, 2011 4:35 pm
 

BYU Fan Claims Jimmer's Sweat has Healing Powers




Since: Jan 24, 2011
Posted on: February 9, 2011 4:32 pm
 

BYU Fan Claims Jimmer's Sweat has Healing Powers



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