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Douche Canoe Award! - Lifetime Achievement

Posted on: October 22, 2008 12:53 pm
 
Few posters in history have been able to polarize themselves against an entire board more effectively than our first Douche Canoe Lifetime Achievement Award recipient.  It reminds me of out forefathers banning together against the tyranny of evil men during this country's revolution.
When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We, here on the CFB board have dissolved our differences to agree on one lone factual item.  And that is that no one is more truly deserving of the Douche Canoe Lifetime Achievement Award than this poster.  He has alienated all by pretending to be a female, refusing to root for one team, calling everyone a moron and failing to deny drinking his own pee.  He is the ultimate example of douche canoeery and will always be remembered as the first poster to ever to get all of us to agree on the same thing, which is that he is an awful poster.

And now accepting the Douche Canoe Lifetime Achievement Award for being the biggest waste of proteins every created by mankind, everyone's favorite sticktard, the pee drinker himself...Briana Cassells!

Briana could not be here to accept his award.  He said he was too busy working triple shifts at Mickey D's now that all of his precious oil has lost half of its value in the last three weeks.  He still plans to get out of his mom's basement soon, but the move will be delayed until the market rebounds in 2013.  Best of luck, Briana!
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