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Happy VD !

Posted on: February 14, 2008 3:22 am
 

Happy Valentines Day to all CBS Sportsline members!

Now I know most of you regulars are some pretty sad sick people. You are out of shape, pasty and white internet geeks who are afraid of girls. Valentines Day is normally a sad time for you, but not this year! Today is different! This Valentines Day you will be inspired to actually talk to a female, and if she doesn't pepper spray you or taze you...YOU will ask her for a date. How? By using my guidelines below!

1. Women really do exist. However, you will have to be bold and leave the house so dress accordingly.

2. Aim low. Before approaching a woman, ask yourself..."Is there the slightest chance I wont get slapped?" Be honest! Safety first and You have to crawl before you learn to walk.

3. Be adventerous. Explore the whole mall. Theres a reason chicks don't hang out at Radio Shack.

4. The women you see will not look like the online kind you're used to. Don't be afraid. Keep telling yourself its just extreme virtual reality. 

5. Its important to remember real world women have their clothes on and its not going to be easy for you to change that. It may help you to consider this Level 1. You have a long way to go before you "save the princess." 

Category: General
Tags: geek, nerd, sex
 
Comments

Since: Sep 30, 2006
Posted on: June 7, 2008 4:05 am
 

Happy VD !

No worries brick! I always suit up! Always. Think about it - any chick who would sleep with me...

Test 2

Late Night Underground comin soon - Test 2




Since: Jun 12, 2007
Posted on: June 5, 2008 1:02 am
 

Happy VD !

So how'd your VD test come out Sky?




Since: Sep 30, 2006
Posted on: June 4, 2008 11:51 pm
 

Happy VD !

test 1

 

Late Night Underground  coming soon test




Since: Feb 2, 2007
Posted on: February 16, 2008 7:25 pm
 

Happy VD !

Happy VD?!  That's horrid, Sky!  VD is anything but happy!  It itches, it burns, it....

Oh.... Valentine's Day!  Aaaaahh, I get it now.

VD ,  Valentines Day. They are similar. 1 you pay through the nose,

and the other you pay out your...

How did I miss this?   Good stuff Dog!  This probably made the CBS administrators cry.




Since: May 5, 2007
Posted on: February 15, 2008 6:11 pm
 

Happy VD !

Happy VD?!  That's horrid, Sky!  VD is anything but happy!  It itches, it burns, it....

Oh.... Valentine's Day!  Aaaaahh, I get it now.

Uh, thanks.  You too.




Since: Feb 9, 2007
Posted on: February 15, 2008 12:20 am
 

Happy VD !

No, I found this to be quite funny, and probably spot on. I have often wondered what the steroetypical CBS poster would look like. If I didnt work as much as I do, I know I would be on here half as much as I am. But ive found this to be a refreshing break from the monotany of the everyday work grind.

Take it easy, and to all Roll Tide




Since: Sep 30, 2006
Posted on: February 14, 2008 4:20 pm
 

Happy VD !

Thanks X-man! Thanks bigd! Had some fun and got my VD frustrations out (for the most part) with this one.

May have hit too close to home with the advice for the majority CBS member! LOL. I know I can always count on my good buds here. I'll take quality over quanity anyday!




Since: Aug 15, 2006
Posted on: February 14, 2008 10:28 am
 

Happy VD !

Happy Valentines day.  A.k.a, Happy sucks to be a guy day.

Hope you ladies like the flowers, jewelry and such, as we guys just love the card you got us.

Signed,

Twice divorced.



xerxes10
Since: Jun 16, 2007
Posted on: February 14, 2008 10:18 am
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Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: February 14, 2008 4:56 am
 

Happy VD !

I'm sure your wise words will be very helpful to quite a few guys out there, Skydog.  Keep up the great community service.

 

 



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