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PRICELESS FUNNY MOVIE DIALOGUE

Posted on: April 22, 2008 4:38 am
 

In keeping with the last blog about really funny movies, now let's post the dialogue that made these movies so memorable.  Like:

Airplane!

Ted Striker: "Surely you can't be serious."

Dr. Rumack: "I am serious.  And don't call me Shirley."

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Since: Mar 15, 2008
Posted on: April 25, 2008 10:04 am
 

PRICELESS FUNNY MOVIE DIALOGUE

Gotta love Billy Madison.

 

Mr Madison  what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.




Since: May 5, 2007
Posted on: April 23, 2008 5:21 am
 

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The Jerk has tons of great dialogue.  "He hates these cans!"

Also, when he's hitching a ride from in front of his house:

(climbs in) Where you going?

Driver: To the end of this fence.

Navin: Okay.

(Closes door)

Navin: My name's Navin R. Johnson.  What's yours?

Driver: Here we are. (lets Navin off, Navin waves back at his family, who can still see him)




Since: Dec 8, 2007
Posted on: April 23, 2008 1:57 am
 

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Movie - The Jerk with Steve Martin

Scene - Steve Martin is working at a gas station. A crazy man is hiding on a hill across from

  the station. He is firing a high powered rifle. He is aiming at Steve Martin. His shots

  are hitting oil cans which are stacked in a pyramid between the gas pumps. The bullets hit the

  cans with a popping sound and oil starts running out of the holes. After several cans are hit

  and leaking Steve Martin innocently says, Hey, I think these cans of oil are defective.




Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: April 22, 2008 2:53 pm
 

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The look on the boy's face is priceless:

: Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.
: Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you.
: Cream?
: No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.

I started laughing as soon as I saw the fan, even before anything hit it.

One more ...

You're all worthless and weak. Now drop and give me twenty.




Since: Jan 21, 2008
Posted on: April 22, 2008 10:16 am
 

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From The Naked Gun:

(As Jane Spencer goes up a ladder)

Frank Drebin: Nice beaver!

Jane Spencer: Thanks.  I just had it stuffed.

Classic




Since: Jan 1, 2008
Posted on: April 22, 2008 9:09 am
 

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Ron Burgundy : Look.  My plan was to ask you if I could squire you about town as one professional helping another professional, because I know what it's like to be lonely in a new city.

Venessa Corningstone : Really?

Ron : Yes. But now I am too hurt. And shocked and offended and... and hurt.

Venessa : I could do that.

Ron: Really?

Venessa : Well, yes. As a journalist, I should get to know the city that I'm covering. But this is not a date.

Ron : No, of course not.

Venessa : Strictly professional.

Ron: Wonderful. Hmm.

Venessa : Great.

Ron : Shall I pick you up? Mm, Downstairs?

Venessa : Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection.

Ron : Really? Yes, I do. Um... I'm sorry, it's the... it's the pleats. Mm. It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants. It's not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to the pants store. Oh, this is awkward. I'm gonna walk...I'm gonna walk this situation off and I will see you later. Nothing to look at. Go back to work, everyone. Don't act like you're not impressed. Don't look at me right now. I'm walking around the office. My new walk. I have a situation right now I'm trying to walk off.




Since: May 5, 2007
Posted on: April 22, 2008 6:23 am
 

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Another hilarious bit from Kentucky Fried Movie: The theatre concept "Feel-O-Rama" is shown here, with an unfortunate chap getting a bit too much attention from the usher.




Since: May 5, 2007
Posted on: April 22, 2008 6:05 am
 

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The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in.. film at eleven.



Since: May 5, 2007
Posted on: April 22, 2008 6:02 am
 

PRICELESS FUNNY MOVIE DIALOGUE

Haven't seen the first Bad News Bears in forever, probably since it came out in theatres.  I remember a lot of bad sequels.



Since: May 5, 2007
Posted on: April 22, 2008 5:59 am
 

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One from Kentucky Fried Movie:

Woman having a flashback: I remember the day the girls came over for bridge club.  I was so embarrassed because of lingering odors.

(cut to the guests entering)

Guest #1: (sniffs the air) Fish for dinner last night?

Guest #2: Phew!  Harry still smoking those cigars?

Guest #3: Christ!  Did a cow S#!% in here?



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