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The Emack ZONE!

Posted on: June 11, 2008 11:25 am
 
The following is a page that was on AOL Hometown dating back to the late 90s. Emack posted this, for what reason we have no idea, and years later, I think it was Jake Payton that discovered it. After having it up in my cubes for years, I thought it was time to share it with my readers since I'm leaving the company on Friday. While reading this, imagine a dorky picture of young Emack, hair parted down the middle and feathered, with the caption, "Me at the ripe young age of 22." Please join me in making fun of his gayness.

The Emack ZONE!

Emack himself:
  • Name: Eric Mack
  • Age: 22
  • Currently living in sunny South Florida
  • CBS.SportsLine.com staff editor
  • Syracuse University - B.S. Journalism
  • Monroe Community College A.A.S. Liberal Arts
  • Born and raised: Avon, New York (Home of the Braves baby!)
  • 5'8", 175 pounds, brown hair, blue eyes
What I'm into:
  • Softball, softball, softball
  • New York Mets
  • New York Giants
  • Syracuse Orangemen
OK, so I won't win any awards for originality. I threw this page together during a hang over one fine day. I try to get out, but unfortunately going out at night means I usually spend the day in front of this dumb ass computer. It's bad enough I work in front of a computer all day at SportsLine! But I am very proud of my job, and very passionate of my vices, particularly softball. Yeah man!

Thanks for stopping by!

I like boys.


OK, the last sentence might not be what Emack wrote, but the rest of what was written was verbatim off of his page.

Category: MLB
Comments

Since: Dec 17, 2007
Posted on: June 11, 2008 11:56 am
 

The Emack ZONE!

I just can't believe CBS have employed EMack for this long. They've wasted more money on '27!' then they did on Secret Talents of the Stars.



Since: Aug 17, 2006
Posted on: June 11, 2008 11:45 am
 

The Emack ZONE!

I wish I could give Dobish's comment six stars!



Since: Aug 10, 2006
Posted on: June 11, 2008 11:42 am
 

The Emack ZONE!

I notice that EMack only loved softball 3 times back then.  See why he's trying to cut back...it's for the Ladies...

Fag.




Since: Aug 21, 2006
Posted on: June 11, 2008 11:41 am
 

The Emack ZONE!

That is classic...the real Emack Zone is a him sitting on a couch eating Bon Bons and watching chick flicks



Since: Sep 8, 2006
Posted on: June 11, 2008 11:40 am
 

The Emack ZONE!

Updated version

The Emack ZONE!

Emack himself:

Name: Eric Mack

Age: 31

Currently living in overpopulated and overrated South Florida

CBSSports.com opinionated Chase Utley lover

Syracuse (*cough chokers) University - B.S. Journalism (which is perfect for the stuff Emack turns out - BS Journalism!)

Monroe Community College A.A.S. Liberal Arts (he actually reminds me on Monroe from that show Too Close for Comfort)

Born and raised: Avon, New York (he also used to experiment with his mom's avon when he was little)

Still 5'8", but not quite 175 pounds anymore...unless we're talking about one leg. Brown hair with pretty little highlights...still, blue eyes

What I'm into: (this is getting good)

Softball, softball, softball (still - and in all fairness is the second-best hitter I've played with)

New York (again, *cough chokers - blows huge lead) Mets

New York (* lucky ass) Giants

Syracuse Orange (updated for political correctness, of course)

OK, so I still don't win any awards for originality. I updated this page one day when I was bored one fine day at work. I try and get out to parties and have things written in permanent ink on my forehead and I love to sing in hotel hallways and football stadiums. I also like wearing a Mets jersey to games in Philadelphia but cheering for Chase Utley, freaking out the home fans. I work in front of a computer all day at CBSSports.com! But I am very proud of my job, I love Todd Farrow and am very passionate about Dr. Joe. Yeah man!

Thanks for stopping by!

I still like boys.




Since: Aug 17, 2006
Posted on: June 11, 2008 11:39 am
 

The Emack ZONE!

If any readers are interested in a certified copy of The Emack Zone page, please mail a self-addressed-stamped-envelope to:

CBSSports.com Fantasy Dept.
ATTN: Emack Zone
2200 W. Cypress Creek Rd.
Ft. Lauderdale, FL
33309

If you include money, we'll have Emack sign it for you.



Since: Jan 16, 2008
Posted on: June 11, 2008 11:33 am
 

The Emack ZONE!

HAAAAA!




Since: Jan 15, 2008
Posted on: June 11, 2008 11:30 am
 

The Emack ZONE!

Ahh i remember seeing this page a few years back.. One word - Retarded. Funny what someone will do when bored. Good stuff Gonos.



Since: Sep 8, 2006
Posted on: June 11, 2008 11:30 am
 

The Emack ZONE!

This was...still is...and always will be one thing...GAY!!! Yeah man!



Since: Sep 8, 2006
Posted on: June 11, 2008 11:28 am
 

The Emack ZONE!

Was, still is and always will be...GAY!!! Yeah man!


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