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Dog breath

Posted on: January 19, 2008 10:44 am
 
I was roused from this morning's slumber by a dog kiss.  An kiss that said, "Alright, it's 2 hours past breakfast and I think I've been patient enough"

It smelled like I was being licked by a dumpster. I'm not sure what he got into, there are no rotting animals or sulfur pits in the house, so I don't know what is behind this new incarnation of doggie halitosis (his teeth look fine).  Someone, or something - is getting a mouth-bath today.  (and don't say, "that's what she said")
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Since: Sep 25, 2006
Posted on: January 26, 2008 5:03 pm
 

Dog breath

I'm sre you will all be happy to know that Logan' breath is back to the normal "dried-salmon-with-a-twist-of-
l
eper".  What a noxious relief



Since: Sep 30, 2007
Posted on: January 24, 2008 6:16 pm
 

Dog breath

I would say , at this point ,you would be lucky if the dog was just licking his ass!! That could have double meaning, you know!



Since: Dec 20, 2006
Posted on: January 20, 2008 1:35 pm
 

Dog breath

He would even get into my son's diapers if we did not put them in the diaper genie (and I know you probably do not know what that is). As for the bathroom...a friend named him oh never mind, it's rather disgusting.

Hee hee!! Kitties are curious - that's for sure.  I love ourss ... but I sometimes feel badly about Vincent's predator tendencies. Those little mice are so helpless ...




Since: Jan 26, 2007
Posted on: January 20, 2008 12:43 pm
 

Dog breath

Our dog before he went blind would fancy a dive into the kitchen trash can or the one in the bathroom, there's always something um stinky there in either of those bins. He would even get into my son's diapers if we did not put them in the diaper genie (and I know you probably do not know what that is). As for the bathroom...a friend named him oh never mind, it's rather disgusting.



Since: Dec 20, 2006
Posted on: January 20, 2008 10:57 am
 

Dog breath

Logan: Does your doggie like to mangle small rodents?? Our big bruiser kitty likes to play table hockey with them ... and he's had a few "stinky breath" episodes himself ...



Since: Aug 16, 2006
Posted on: January 20, 2008 4:56 am
 

Dog breath

If he were a raccoon, I could buy the dumpster theory, but if he's anything like my dog, that lick was probably the equivalent of having a wet dog butt rubbed across your face.



Since: Feb 28, 2007
Posted on: January 20, 2008 12:49 am
 

Dog breath

It smelled like I was being licked by a dumpster. I'm not sure what he got into,

Duh.  Obviously, the dumpster.   Or he just was trying to let you know he was grouchy because he didn't have breakfast by smelling like Oscar the Grouch.



Since: Sep 25, 2006
Posted on: January 19, 2008 9:37 pm
 

Dog breath

"I done told you about that Urekel sh*t"



Since: Feb 19, 2007
Posted on: January 19, 2008 9:18 pm
 

Dog breath

That's what she said. . .


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