Anderson Varejao, the new $50 million man? Anderson Varejao?
Seriously?
Anderson Varejao is bad. As in, not good. He's a triple threat -- he can't pass, handle or shoot.
He's not worth $50 million over six years. He's not worth $50 million over 60 years.
Here's where you tell me to shut up, that Cleveland GM Danny Ferry knows more basketball than I do. And maybe you're right. Then again, Ferry's the one who thought the corpse known as Zydrunas Ilgauskas could compete in the NBA playoffs. And Ferry's the one who just gave Anderson Varejao $50 million.
Thanks for ruining my vacation, Ferry. I was relaxing. By the pool. Sipping Shirley Temple. Even having a drink, too. (Rim shot.) But I had to come off vacation to write about this. About the end of the world as we know it. About Anderson Varejao getting $50 million to average six points and six rebounds per game.
Imagine if he averaged nine and nine. They'd rename the team after him.
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Red Creek
Since: Jan 20, 2008 |
Posted on: July 9, 2009 2:32 pm
Had to come off vacation for thisI would give Michael Olowakandi that deal NOW before i give it to Varejao ever.Joke.No way these Gms and owners can be this dumb. |
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b100d_baller |
Posted on: July 9, 2009 2:25 pm
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