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I'm not trying to cause problems, but LeBron ...

Posted on: May 31, 2011 8:10 pm
 
MIAMI -- LeBron James is the only guy with a special locker inside the Miami Heat locker room at American Airlines Arena.

That's a fact, and I know this because I toured both locker rooms -- home and away -- to mention (briefly) the differences between the two.

No news here, but the home locker room is, like, 12 times nicer than broom closet the Mavericks are using. The difference in carpet alone is staggering, something else I know not just because I walked on both -- the Heat's carpet feels like it's worth $40 a square foot, while the Mavs are walking around on the crap you find in your average elementary school -- but because I got down onto my knees and stuck my fingers into both.

Sad but true.

The Heat also have a double-wide loveseat in each stall, with mahogany closet and shelf space. The Mavs have two steel hooks in their hardwood lockers.

But again, that's not the news.

The news? LeBron! He has more locker space than Dwyane Wade!

Well, he does.

Wade, like Chris Bosh -- and like everyone else on the Heat -- has one locker. And those are nice lockers, don't get me wrong. But there's one empty locker in the entire room, and you'll never guess which player has the stall next to the empty one.

LeBron has it. And he uses it.

So really, LeBron has two lockers. Everyone else has one. I'm not sure if that's a metaphor or a harbinger, but it's something. In addition to being two lockers, I mean.




Category: NBA
Comments

Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: June 1, 2011 12:29 am
 

I'm not trying to cause problems, but LeBron ...

LOL. The writer is gay. No telling what he did in there.




Since: May 18, 2009
Posted on: June 1, 2011 12:11 am
 

I'm not trying to cause problems, but LeBron ...

And Lebron gets a better parking spot..come on man write something else worth wasting time on reading..



Since: May 24, 2008
Posted on: June 1, 2011 12:00 am
 

I'm not trying to cause problems, but LeBron ...

How is this guy a writer?!?!



Since: Jul 1, 2009
Posted on: May 31, 2011 10:10 pm
 

I'm not trying to cause problems, but LeBron ...

....elementary school -- but because I got down onto my knees and stuck my.....
my fingers in my mouth and cried!

LeBron got a better grade on his paper than I did Miss Wample, that's not fair, I'm going to tell my mommy.

Just where did you get down on your knees at Gregg? Was it in front of LeBron's locker? Did you worship LeBron while you were there, down on your knees, in front of  Lebron's locker?

Grow-up Gregg!


sman2011
Since: Dec 19, 2010
Posted on: May 31, 2011 8:46 pm
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Since: Feb 22, 2008
Posted on: May 31, 2011 8:43 pm
 

I'm not trying to cause problems, but LeBron ...

You're not starting anything we didnt already assumed or know. I never really liked him but wished him well because the odds were stacked against him since the age of 14. However, his ego and childish acts has prompted me to go anti-Lebron no matter what. He isnt that great in the first place. Take any shooting gaurd or forward in the league and give them the calls and number of shots Lebron gets and takes they would be just as good. Hmm get my point. Just guard against his right and make him dribble with left hand, that will turn him to be average at best.

Peace


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