The Fox News personality -- and close, personal friend of the Favre family -- didn't like that I made fun of her in my Brett Favre story up right now. So she went after me on her blog, and made fun of me right back. However, she ignored the stuff about being played for a fool by her super-tight buddy, Brett.
So what did she do? She used semantics to define the word "friend." Next from Greta Van Grammar: The true meaning of the word "is."
Apparently I was supposed to call her before making fun of her. Greta, if you want me to have your phone number, just send it along.