The Bengals signed Chris Henry, and not the Titans' Chris Henry or any other Chris Henry but the one Chris Henry that the Bengals simply cannot sign. The recidivist Chris Henry. The one who has brought so much shame to Cincinnati as a city and the Bengals as a franchise.
The Bengals signed that one.
No wonder they're the Bengals. No wonder Marvin Lewis can't win. He's intellectually challenged. Seriously. No smart man signs Chris Henry in Cincinnati after all that Chris Henry has already done in Cincinnati. Not even a man of average intellect signs Chris Henry, if that man of average intellect coaches and directs the personnel of the one franchise that Henry has burned repeatedly.
Marvin Lewis must be dumb. The Bengals clearly are ridiculous. And Chris Henry is a scumbag who will screw up again. Just a matter of time. The clock is ticking.
Tick. Tick ...