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Hugely Disapointed - Where's the beef???

Posted on: February 24, 2008 9:29 am
 

For those that don't know the story I will refresh.  Please gather round and get comfortable.  It was the best of times.  It was the worst of times. 

The wonderful menfolk of the CBS sports thread family have for as long as I have been apart of it tried to outdo each other with a sexy woman posing in an avatar.  Some are classy beauty and sexuality, others are tawdry, sweat generators.  These were the best of times.

Along comes Dookisevil and Yankeechic asking for equal billing to show some manflesh.  Tsk tsk.  Sorry ladies this is an ethical breech. The ladies openly revolt.  Up goes Brady Anderson, Johnny Damon, and other male models.  The ladies get called out.  The worst of times.  I took down my avatars to show solidarity with my ladies and replaced it with an ugly fish.  Suddenly, no one wants to chat with Amerigo anymore.  When I do get to chat I get requests to put up the old av.  Or, my favorite, was for a bikini shot of me in a size too small suit.  Nice image.  I am going to let that sink in a moment.....................you
still with me?    So I thought, "OK, let's give 'em what they want."  I happen to have modeled a swim suit a few years ago so I had the goods to show.  But nothing in this world is free.  No free lunches. Quid pro quo.  My pic has been up for 1 day.  No one has been man enough to show the goods despite being called out by name.

I have a simple request.  I've shown mine, you show me yours.  The avatar must be of yourself.  Taken showing you wearing a tight garment (blue speedo, thong, titey whitey).  Boxers will not be accepted.  The pic must have your head cropped out.  The pic must be taken in front of your computer screen with the CBS home page clearly visible in the shot.

The ladies on the thread will be the judges for the following awards:

  1. Best nanner hammock
  2. Best tool shed
  3. Best 6 pack
  4. Best keg
  5. Best shag carpet
  6. Best pectoral display
  7. Best guns
  8. Best in show

The avatar must be visible on this thread Friday nite, Leap Day, at 8 pm EST and remain up for 1 hour.  You guys don't have any problem with your pic staying up that long do you?   Good.  Cash prizes will be awarded.  And remember....we are playing for almost twenty dollars here so try to remain good sports.

The US Senate reserves the right to subject the winners to a hearing to make sure no performance enhancing drugs were used in the competition.

Now the question -  Is it the best or worst of times?  Ladies?

Failure to have any participants will bring back the ugly fish avatar for eternity.

 

Comments

Since: Feb 28, 2007
Posted on: March 1, 2008 9:46 pm
 

Hugely Disapointed - Where's the beef???

By the way, what in the world is a 'best nanner hammock'?  I thought I knew what it was, but then there's best toolshed right below it.  Most guys are unfamiliar with this kind of girl talk.  Never heard any of my ex's mention a 'nanner'.

I wouldn't say this is girl talk.  I've never heard of a nanner before, either.  Nor a toolshed... and I've only known hammock because Josh had an avatar where every guy was referring to it as banana hammock.  Honestly, I didn't understand most of AV's post.  I never spent much time talking male body parts.... not familiar with the terminology.




Since: Sep 16, 2006
Posted on: March 1, 2008 1:49 pm
 

Hugely Disapointed - Where's the beef???

now i know where everyone was last nite

sorry i missed out




Since: Aug 16, 2007
Posted on: March 1, 2008 11:30 am
 

Hugely Disapointed - Where's the beef???

I'll go pretty far if it feels good.......Last nite just got the ladies motors started.....we didn't even rev them up......



Since: Nov 11, 2006
Posted on: March 1, 2008 11:26 am
 

Hugely Disapointed - Where's the beef???

Im disappointed that we did nt have more guys step up..............I can honestly say I owned up to a hot babe several hot babes........AV maria Ho. Personally it goes back to Ill show you mine If you show me Yours...........AV at least you made it happen...I look forawrd to raising the bar.............How far are you willing to go...........I ll be all in  just give the word............JLK




Since: Aug 16, 2007
Posted on: March 1, 2008 11:25 am
 

Hugely Disapointed - Where's the beef???

Men who are particularly endowed appear to have a banana in a hammock when they wear a Speedo. I girlied it to nanner.

There will be another competition and I know that BestBuy has digital cameras on sale.




Since: Feb 29, 2008
Posted on: March 1, 2008 11:21 am
 

Hugely Disapointed - Where's the beef???

By the way, what in the world is a 'best nanner hammock'?  I thought I knew what it was, but then there's best toolshed right below it.  Most guys are unfamiliar with this kind of girl talk.  Never heard any of my ex's mention a 'nanner'.



Since: Feb 29, 2008
Posted on: March 1, 2008 11:18 am
 

Hugely Disapointed - Where's the beef???

I think I need to see a psychiatrist or something.  You almost got me to enter your man-meat contest!  (*slaps some sense into myself*)  Lucky for me I don't have a digital camera and don't know how to upload pictures from my cell phone.



Since: Aug 16, 2007
Posted on: March 1, 2008 10:48 am
 

Hugely Disapointed - Where's the beef???

All we need is a hostess....the guys seemed to warm up to it and we had eight contestants - I think....I was running around like mad trying to upload avatars for the non allstar levels.....acting as judge.....wheeeew.....it was tuff.



Since: Feb 28, 2007
Posted on: March 1, 2008 10:45 am
 

Hugely Disapointed - Where's the beef???

Sounds like I missed a good show... I was out last night.... hmm I am disappointed... when is the next round?



Since: Aug 16, 2007
Posted on: February 29, 2008 11:58 pm
 

Hugely Disapointed - Where's the beef???

Delete away....

Thanks mom..



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