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Hugely Disapointed - Where's the beef???

Posted on: February 24, 2008 9:29 am
 

For those that don't know the story I will refresh.  Please gather round and get comfortable.  It was the best of times.  It was the worst of times. 

The wonderful menfolk of the CBS sports thread family have for as long as I have been apart of it tried to outdo each other with a sexy woman posing in an avatar.  Some are classy beauty and sexuality, others are tawdry, sweat generators.  These were the best of times.

Along comes Dookisevil and Yankeechic asking for equal billing to show some manflesh.  Tsk tsk.  Sorry ladies this is an ethical breech. The ladies openly revolt.  Up goes Brady Anderson, Johnny Damon, and other male models.  The ladies get called out.  The worst of times.  I took down my avatars to show solidarity with my ladies and replaced it with an ugly fish.  Suddenly, no one wants to chat with Amerigo anymore.  When I do get to chat I get requests to put up the old av.  Or, my favorite, was for a bikini shot of me in a size too small suit.  Nice image.  I am going to let that sink in a moment.....................you
still with me?    So I thought, "OK, let's give 'em what they want."  I happen to have modeled a swim suit a few years ago so I had the goods to show.  But nothing in this world is free.  No free lunches. Quid pro quo.  My pic has been up for 1 day.  No one has been man enough to show the goods despite being called out by name.

I have a simple request.  I've shown mine, you show me yours.  The avatar must be of yourself.  Taken showing you wearing a tight garment (blue speedo, thong, titey whitey).  Boxers will not be accepted.  The pic must have your head cropped out.  The pic must be taken in front of your computer screen with the CBS home page clearly visible in the shot.

The ladies on the thread will be the judges for the following awards:

  1. Best nanner hammock
  2. Best tool shed
  3. Best 6 pack
  4. Best keg
  5. Best shag carpet
  6. Best pectoral display
  7. Best guns
  8. Best in show

The avatar must be visible on this thread Friday nite, Leap Day, at 8 pm EST and remain up for 1 hour.  You guys don't have any problem with your pic staying up that long do you?   Good.  Cash prizes will be awarded.  And remember....we are playing for almost twenty dollars here so try to remain good sports.

The US Senate reserves the right to subject the winners to a hearing to make sure no performance enhancing drugs were used in the competition.

Now the question -  Is it the best or worst of times?  Ladies?

Failure to have any participants will bring back the ugly fish avatar for eternity.

 

Comments

Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: February 29, 2008 9:54 pm
 

Hugely Disapointed - Where's the beef???

Orthoho and AV, thanks for the great time.

 

Anyone have any problems with me deleting the other blog?




Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: February 29, 2008 9:53 pm
 

Hugely Disapointed - Where's the beef???

Sunny, if you'd like, I'll delete it.  I don't won't you to feel uneasy about me having it.

And no LK, definitely not disappointed.




Since: Jun 24, 2007
Posted on: February 29, 2008 9:49 pm
 

Hugely Disapointed - Where's the beef???

Thanks AV, Ho, Mom.

I hope we didn't disappoint you.

LK




Since: Dec 31, 2007
Posted on: February 29, 2008 9:43 pm
 

Hugely Disapointed - Where's the beef???

Thats right!


Well thats 2 ladies who stored my pic so I say thanks for the flattery


orthoho
Since: Jun 12, 2007
Posted on: February 29, 2008 9:41 pm
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Since: Jun 24, 2007
Posted on: February 29, 2008 9:38 pm
 

Hugely Disapointed - Where's the beef???

No problem Mom. First contest I was ever in. Usually it's team sports.



Since: Sep 9, 2006
Posted on: February 29, 2008 9:36 pm
 

Hugely Disapointed - Where's the beef???

It was very nice LK, thank you for allowing us to drool...I mean being good sports and doing this for AV.



Since: Jun 24, 2007
Posted on: February 29, 2008 9:33 pm
 

Hugely Disapointed - Where's the beef???

Thanks AV, I hope you and the women were happy with the turn out.

LK




Since: Aug 16, 2007
Posted on: February 29, 2008 9:32 pm
 

Hugely Disapointed - Where's the beef???

Thanks everyone for making this event so fun....

Please hit refresh....




Since: Aug 16, 2007
Posted on: February 29, 2008 9:28 pm
 

Hugely Disapointed - Where's the beef???

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The first ever Where's the beef contest has been a huge success. The ladies of the board are satiated to be sure.  The judging was very hard for us but we have a unanimous decision. Before I announce the winners I must inform you that the submitted photos are now apart of my private man photo collection and will be held in strict confidence.  They were so yummy I just can delete them.  So without further adieu, the winners are:

Best abs  - pigeon

Best tool shed - Sunnyside

Best nanner - JLK

Best Public Package - Stephen (aka LK)

Best in show - Big Bro - he followed the rules to a tee.

Best under 12 is P_S's son.

Best amatuer - Pack

 

The excuses, the reasons, the stories were priceless and Momlvsfootball, Orthoho, and Amerigo Vespucci had a great time judging the fine men of the board.  Give yourselves a round of applause.....Your checks are in the e-mail....

LV AV

CGRIB - DQ'd for being late but is a fine speciMAN!!!

 



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