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Guilty Pleasures....three fingers this time

Posted on: March 13, 2008 10:26 am
 

When Kim and Mickey had their torrent of romance in 9.5 weeks we bore witness to the eroticism of using various foods and drinks to enhance our pleasure.  I have used chocolate syrup in ways Hersheys never intended as an example. Strawberries are easy to bring along especially if champagne is involved (Not you Illini fans).  So at the risk of this getting a little off color, I ask you all, women and men, what extracurricular food items did you bring along for the picnic of love?  What were the consequences?  What did you like?  What didn't you like?  And what was cleanup like?  Hopefully your food relationships lasted longer than 9.5 weeks....

Talking about food today is really a problem for me since I can't eat.....Oh well....

Let's hear it.

AV

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Since: Sep 17, 2007
Posted on: March 15, 2008 6:23 pm
 

Guilty Pleasures....three fingers this time

You go to Target or somewhere and buy one of those shower curtain liners that are like four bucks.  You know, the cheap plastic ones.  Spread that on the bed or the carpet, and then pour oil all over it.  If you don't want to go to the novelty store for the oils specifically designed for the task, vegetable oil works fine.  Be liberal with the oil.  Make sure you both get thouroughly slick. 

Good times there. 




Since: Mar 6, 2007
Posted on: March 15, 2008 3:34 am
 

Guilty Pleasures....three fingers this time

Hi AV,

Hope you're feeling better.

A Brit I worked with back in '91 told me about his wedding night . He and his Bride were "playing" with strawberries, when she had one get "stuck". They ended up having to go to the ER to have the offending berry extricated. Hilarious story!

I guess sometimes fruit fight back.  

Love your blogs. Keep them ... coming?

O4F

 




Since: Jan 1, 2008
Posted on: March 15, 2008 12:07 am
 

Guilty Pleasures....three fingers this time

I have been stuck in jury duty all week so I need some clarification AV, is this a blog about "THE SHOCKER"?



Since: Sep 13, 2006
Posted on: March 14, 2008 9:55 am
 

Guilty Pleasures....three fingers this time

Giggity Giggity GOOOO GOOOO GOOOOO



Since: Jan 22, 2008
Posted on: March 14, 2008 9:30 am
 

Guilty Pleasures....three fingers this time

Nutella is tasty, I've never tried it on a woman before though.

My favorites are whip cream and cheesecake.  Anybody ever tried cheesecake on their partner?  Let me tell you, if your a cheesecake fan, you need to try it, because believe me, you won't want to stop eating.

Chocolate syrup is ok, but as many others have said, is quite messy and sticky.  Although, it does make for a good excuse to take a shower together afterwards, and for round 2.




Since: Jan 25, 2008
Posted on: March 14, 2008 9:25 am
 

Guilty Pleasures....three fingers this time

Guys, all I can say is go to liberator.com, get some of that sexy furniture there.  I mysef bought the wedge and ramp and I also have the Wet Escape.  the latter works like the TARP, but better and the cleanup is very easy. the same goes for tghe sexy furniture, you can throw the covers right in the washing machine.  there's also great ideas on products to use.... it does not have to be food all the time. 

The best part is all this "furniture" comes in carrying cases for ease of transportation.  I know I sound like i'm trying to sell this stuff ( i did think of becoming a distributor)  but i have told a lot of friends and they have all bought some type of toy from there.

 




Since: Oct 21, 2006
Posted on: March 14, 2008 7:45 am
 

Guilty Pleasures....three fingers this time

Nutella...no punintended



Since: Nov 20, 2007
Posted on: March 13, 2008 6:32 pm
 

Guilty Pleasures....three fingers this time

The wife also seems to get instantly "in the mood" if I have chocolate covered fruits ready when she gets home.  I started with strawberries, but have become quite good at creating chocolate covered goodies. 



Since: Nov 20, 2007
Posted on: March 13, 2008 6:28 pm
 

Guilty Pleasures....three fingers this time

The wife thought using honey would add to the experience of polishing the knob.  I enjoyed it, but what a mess. 



Since: Aug 16, 2007
Posted on: March 13, 2008 6:08 pm
 

Guilty Pleasures....three fingers this time

I am from West Virginia, the tarp is almost as useful as duct tape.  Now for those wanting to talk about adult toys, put a little duct tape on it and you have an option - peel it slow or rip it off.  Either way works for me.

Ice chip....please!!!



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