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Caress me, kiss me, when and where?

Posted on: March 17, 2008 5:01 pm
 

The first time.  Starts with a glance, a coy look, a smile, a stare.  The time was right.  Who knows why now is now.  Mom and Dad are away.  The mice will play.  The hormones are surging.  It is so hot in here.  Caution is thrown to the wind and the sparks fly.  We all have our first time memory.   The circumstance, the location, the person you were with were all memorable.  The sex on the other hand was probably closer to forgettable. 

For the girls it is often a disappointment, over a little too fast for us and then there is all that poking around before hand.  No not there.  No. No definitely not THERE. Yeah OK there.  Where are you going?  What do you mean your done?

How about you fellas?  Let's be clear.  I want honesty.  No tales of manliness lasting deep into the evening. The poor girl begging for you to let her catch her breath.  The endless phone calls from her pleading for your return.  I want you to tell me about all 43 seconds in as much detail as proper editing can allow on this website.

Furthermore, I want to know .....was it serendipity?  Or your long time boy or girl friend?  Was it romantic or just overwith?  Who was it with? The baby sitter, the neighbor, the nanny, your cousin...let's hear it all including your age and your partner's age.

Let the lies begin......my BSometer is calibrated...so I will know....

 

Comments

Since: Sep 16, 2007
Posted on: March 21, 2008 8:39 pm
 

Caress me, kiss me, when and where?

First time?  Wow, that was a long time ago.  I am a very lucky man - I married my high school sweetheart.  She was my first!  The important thing is we both try to please the other - so there you have the secret, I guess.  We are still married after 20 years and 3 children.  Being a Dad is the best job in the world - not easy, but very rewarding. 

The first time was in her mom and dad's house - in the living room while watching a movie.  A lot of groping in the dark, for sure!  Hey, you have to make sure all the parts fit together properly!  We had to rush to clean up and get our clothes back on - you never knew when one of her bros. or sisters were going to come in the door. 

It was a great experience, but I don't remember much about it.  Had to be 22 years ago or so!  I am old, and my memory is foggy.  But I will tell you that I can never get enough of my wife, even today.  Isn't that how it should be?  Sorry, no Elliot Spitzer of even David Patterson here either - I have been faithful to my wife for the past 20 years.

Sorry, kinda boring.  But it is the truth!




Since: Dec 17, 2006
Posted on: March 21, 2008 12:04 pm
 

Caress me, kiss me, when and where?

FIRST TIME I DID A 4 HRS UNION WAS @ 17 YRS AND SHE WAS 26 YRS AND SHE HAD ME ON MY BACK, DAM THAT WAS HOT ... BUT WHEN I FELT HOW SHE WAS MOUNTED ON TOP, I REALIZED I WAS DOING SOMETHING I'VE NEVER HAVE DONE,  . I LOOK UP AND I NOTICE 2HRS HAD PASSED BY WHEN I ASK FOR A BREAK, WE TOOK 15 MINS AND A FULL GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE  AND WENT AT IT AGAIN FOR ANOTHER 2 HRS.

SHAME I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO ACCOMPLISH THAT FEAT EVER AGAIN, BUT AM ALWAYS WILLING TO TRY !!  :)




Since: Aug 16, 2007
Posted on: March 20, 2008 4:38 pm
 

Caress me, kiss me, when and where?

Smorgie,

Is that you, Cyndi?  I told you never to talk about that again!!

I am telling mom!

AV




Since: Mar 20, 2008
Posted on: March 20, 2008 2:17 pm
 

Caress me, kiss me, when and where?

I tried to save myself for marriage but temptation overtook me....  OK I didn't try that hard.

He was a friend of my older sister.  He had always liked her but she liked another guy so he was always around or so it seemed.  When my folks were gone she had her friends over for an unauthorized party and he came over as well.  I had a little to drink and was feeling pretty good and was just enjoying dancing and flirting.  I started dancing with him and got him pretty turned on.  He was struggling to contain himself - literally!  One thing led to another and pretty soon I had him alone in my sister's bedroom.  He exploded when I touched him.  CSI would have fun with this guy and a black light.  Apparently he just needed to blow off some steam, because in round two he lasted for quite a while.  I even got into it after the pain settled down.  No earth shaking but I was ready to try it again.  And so was he....the third time for him was a charm - wow. 

Then my sister walked in on us....ooops!  She was so mad at me, she walked over and smacked my backside as I rolled away....but sorry guys...nothing else happened with her, him and me that night. 

There was this one time....but that is a topic for a different blog.....




Since: Jan 21, 2008
Posted on: March 20, 2008 1:09 pm
 

Caress me, kiss me, when and where?

It was right after the homecoming game my senior year in high school.  We had just won the game on a last second TD.  My hometown being a football town, there was a party after the game.  We were all at someone's house, and of course the alcohol was flowing pretty freely.  This was several years ago when it wasn't such a big deal about drinking in high school.  It was kida expected.  Anyway, one of the cheerleaders came up and started flirting very heavily.  We drank some more and started kissing.  She then asked me to go to one of the bedrooms in the house.  I know the earth didn't move because I didn't know what the hell I was doing, but to me it felt really awkward.  The height difference probably had alot to do with it.  I was 6'6" and she was 5'1.  Thankfully, after some practice, I've figured out what to do about height difference since I'm 6"7 now.



Since: Aug 16, 2007
Posted on: March 20, 2008 8:18 am
 

Caress me, kiss me, when and where?

Beautiful cgrib, beautiful....fond memories indeed.....you are a romantic....

I bet she remembers that day plus as well.




Since: Oct 30, 2006
Posted on: March 19, 2008 10:33 pm
 

Caress me, kiss me, when and where?

This has been a very enjoyable read, but more than that, an opportunity for me to recount my first time - which, to this day, still sends the blood flowing to ... well, you know.

She was the 22 year old sister of one of my classmates... I was all of 17. Cocky, full of myself, conquerer of the world, I was. But just looking at this girl( I had been doing so for 3 years) made me speechless. She was perfect. Athletic build, big green eyes, perfect breasts, long legs, and seemingly perpetually tan... she was simply the most beautiful creature I'd ever seen. Her family were members of the Country Club I worked at... and I spent every summer of my youth sneaking looks at her poolside and wondering...

The end of the summer after my senior year, I went to the County fair with her sister & some other friends. I was leaving for the Navy in two months, and the summer had been one out of control party after another. We ran into Linda at the fair and she stopped to talk to us for a while. I couldn't take my eyes off her. She seemed to notice my glances, and returned several of them with a quick smile. To this day I have no idea why she approached me... I was scared to death. But I'll never forget the moment or the words...

She simply said " You've been looking at me alot." I managed to gurgle something unitelligible, but meant to be an apology. Then she said " Would you like to see more?" I went into total overload, literally unable to speak. She simply smiled and told me to meet her in the parking lot in 15 minutes. I almost didn't go, am I glad I did.

She took me to her parents lake house. There were no words spoken on the ride, about 20 minutes, just Fleetwood Mac(Mystery to Me) blaring on the 8-track player in her car. The first thing she asked me when we got in the house was if I was a virgin. I lied and told her no... she saw right through me. She lit vanilla incense and turned on the stereo and began to dance to Santana( Moonflower), and as I watched she began to strip.

The entire first night was just foreplay... she teased and laughed. We smoked some pot, drank beer, and listened to music naked. She wouldn't let me get too far before she'd slow me down... it was agonizing and delicious at the same time. We fell asleep in each others arms in the middle of the night. I thought nothing else was going to happen, but I was still deliriously happy.

The next morning I awoke with her head on my belly... she looked up at me and told me to call work and tell them I wouldn't be in today. I did so immediately. She spent the entire day & next night teaching me everything about her body. Her patience and playfullness were incredible, and while I entered that house as a clueless boy... I left as a man educated in the basics of female anatomy.

I may not have moved the Earth for her, but I ended up doing alright after a few quick mistakes. I will be eternally grateful for having her as a teacher and first lover. She was incredible. Sadly, it was the only time I had with her. Every time I ran into her after that, she was always with a guy. She'd smile and speak to me briefly, but that was all.

Last I heard, she was married and living in Atlanta.

To this day, I always have a well worn copy of Moonflower & Mystery to Me in my music collection. And the smell of vanilla sends my blood south...

 




Since: Aug 16, 2007
Posted on: March 19, 2008 5:41 pm
 

Caress me, kiss me, when and where?

Catfish,

Maybe he was a good student and didn't need a long time to master the subject........or not.

Love that one too.

AV




Since: Sep 5, 2006
Posted on: March 19, 2008 4:35 pm
 

Caress me, kiss me, when and where?

She took me to the bedroom and schooled me. The whole 2 minutes.

this may be the quote of the YEAR ! lmfao !!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Since: Sep 5, 2006
Posted on: March 19, 2008 4:33 pm
 

Caress me, kiss me, when and where?

some of my close calls with having sex are too scary to repeat or too bad to mention on here! lets just say i'm glad i walked or ran away from two of them when i was 15 and on my 20th b-day in college. phew !

although i did enjoy reading some of the other post like from lizard and el gigante !!



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