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Do You Prefer Breasts or Legs?

Posted on: February 6, 2008 10:40 am
Edited on: February 6, 2008 2:58 pm
 

They ask me that question every time I order the 3 piece meal at KFC, and no matter how many times I hear it I always snicker like a third grader.  Random thought I know. . .but at least it got you to read my blog :)

Today my blog entry really is about nothing, and so I thought I would pay homage to the namesake of this blog. . .the best show ever invented by humans. . .Seinfeld.

What's your favorite Seinfeld episode?  Here are some of mine, though its hard to choose because I love them all. . .

The one with the roommate swap

The one where Kramer and Newman are making sausage in Jerry's apartment

The one where George flies all the way to Ohio to use his Jerk Store line

The one where George and Lloyd Braun are selling computers out of Frank's garage. . ."Serinety Now"

and of course, the "Ass Man" episode. . .see, there's my answer to the Breasts or Legs question. . .next time I order I'm gonna say "Neither, I'm an Ass man."  At which point my wife will slap me from the passengers seat. . .

 

Comments

Since: Jul 6, 2007
Posted on: February 9, 2008 6:12 pm
 

Do You Prefer Breasts or Legs?

Definitely an ass man. You can stare at a nice ass as long as you want and she'll never notice. Stare at her chest too long and you risk getting slapped.

As far as Seinfeld...I like the Assman episode, the Chinese Restaurant episode, the Contest, The Soupman and the one with the NYU interview (Not that there's anything wrong with that) and the Backwards episode.




Since: Sep 4, 2006
Posted on: February 7, 2008 10:12 am
 

Do You Prefer Breasts or Legs?

I respond with I'll take two of each, which after a short pause the teller responds this is a three piece order.

touche. . .



Since: Dec 29, 2006
Posted on: February 7, 2008 8:54 am
 

Do You Prefer Breasts or Legs?

I respond with I'll take two of each, which after a short pause the teller responds this is a three piece order.



Since: Sep 4, 2006
Posted on: February 6, 2008 5:14 pm
 

Do You Prefer Breasts or Legs?

there will be no double entendre's here!  kidding, maestro. . .at least you got my gutter joke. . .



Since: Jan 1, 2008
Posted on: February 6, 2008 5:11 pm
 

Do You Prefer Breasts or Legs?

looks like legs have just been vaulted above breasts

Wow, she must work out. 




Since: Sep 4, 2006
Posted on: February 6, 2008 5:01 pm
 

Do You Prefer Breasts or Legs?

Most definetly a leg man. A long, silky, well toned, leg

looks like legs have just been vaulted above breasts. . .

. . .but its early and results are still coming in from the outlying counties. . .




Since: Apr 14, 2007
Posted on: February 6, 2008 5:00 pm
 

Do You Prefer Breasts or Legs?

The episode when Alane names names and gets that guy black listed, I thought that one was funny. The A$$ Man episode is at the top of my list though.



Since: Mar 11, 2007
Posted on: February 6, 2008 4:48 pm
 

Do You Prefer Breasts or Legs?

Most definetly a leg man. A long, silky, well toned, leg is all it takes to get me going.



Since: Jan 15, 2008
Posted on: February 6, 2008 2:44 pm
 

Do You Prefer Breasts or Legs?

"I'm OUT!"

Always been a breast guy.  Like a nice butt...but ultimately I end up with might line of sight a bit higher.




Since: Sep 4, 2006
Posted on: February 6, 2008 2:30 pm
 

Do You Prefer Breasts or Legs?

I am another one of you Seinfeld addicts. I did have another psoting already in my head before I saw what the actual topic was.That's the old bait and switch. . .


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