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Plax Wishes You a Merry Gun-Mas

Posted on: December 24, 2008 11:05 am
Edited on: December 24, 2008 11:14 am

The NYPD announced that Giants receiver Plaxico Burress had a small weapons cache in his house.

And a suitcase full of money.

Guess Burress doesn't trust the banks either.

Why in the hell does Burress allegedly need a 9-mm handgun and a rifle and ammunition for a .380, a .45 and .40?

Even Tank Johnson thinks that's a little extreme.

Again, I ask the question: why does any citizen need to keep that kind of firepower in their home?

What's legal and what's common sense are two different things. One gun is fine but three or four or maybe even five?

No one is coming after you, Burress. No one. Not al-Qaeda, not the Mafia, not drug lords. Not Tina Turner's character from "Mad Max." No one. Not even the Borg. And if the Borg came after you, they'd just adapt after your first few shots.

Keeping that many guns in the home is just stupid and dangerous.

But then again we are talking about Plaxcident.

Please don't shoot Santa when he comes down your chimney.

Category: NFL

Since: Oct 16, 2008
Posted on: January 4, 2009 3:29 am

Plax Wishes You a Merry Gun-Mas

Sigh, everyone makes mistakes.

I guess you proved that by posting this?

Why does it matter how many guns Plax has or how many suitcases full of money he has?

Im sure we all have things in our home that would be strange to others...thats why they are kept private.

I dont understand why so many non-issues become issues.

Since: Sep 27, 2006
Posted on: January 2, 2009 4:01 pm

Plax Wishes You a Merry Gun-Mas

what kind of crap posting is this? i will admit that caring a gun and having no permit is a felony. wont fight that one. but if he is registered and wants to carry than thats his business. carring a gun with no holster in sweat pants is also stupid. but the last tiem i checked it wasnt illegal by the constituition to have multiple guns. next point what you young millionares want to spend money on? cars, houses, women, and guns. what palx does in his personal life is just that personal. when a gun goes off on accident and the only one hurt is the person that was carring, look at all the left wingers come out for world war 3.

Since: Oct 7, 2006
Posted on: December 26, 2008 11:12 pm

Plax Wishes You a Merry Gun-Mas

I like your response and it reminded me of something Ted Nugent once said, "Guns kill people, like spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat." :)

Since: Dec 27, 2007
Posted on: December 25, 2008 8:29 pm

Plax Wishes You a Merry Gun-Mas

its because "rednecdk" athletes dont go around shooting each other, or themselves. 

Since: Sep 27, 2006
Posted on: December 25, 2008 2:34 pm

Plax Wishes You a Merry Gun-Mas

What a racist post that was.  I am certain that if any of the "Redneck Athletes" you are referring to, shoot themself in the leg, with an illegal gun, in a public bar, they will go to jail too.

And I don't know the answer to your question about how many Redneck Athletes have guns.  If they do, they are like the rest of the black players with guns, who know better than to have an illegal gun, know how to carry it, and don't shoot themselves with it.

Play the race card, only when the race card is justified.  Thanks.

Since: Dec 27, 2007
Posted on: December 25, 2008 1:14 pm

Plax Wishes You a Merry Gun-Mas

Yeah but "rednecks" dont go around shooting each other in the streets & when they get in arguments.  Maybe thats the difference big guy.

Since: Aug 19, 2006
Posted on: December 25, 2008 12:36 pm

Plax Wishes You a Merry Gun-Mas

Not even going to appeal to Freeman, as it is pointless.  CBSSports - you're going to change your name but leave the same crappy writers?  This piece here deserves a link from home page?  At least this character used to not be lazy and write half a page of crap.  This is just enter-key happy lunacy.  Just because the quality of everything else in this country is going down, doesn't mean you can't pick up decent writers.

Since: Dec 25, 2008
Posted on: December 25, 2008 11:54 am

Plax Wishes You a Merry Gun-Mas

Are you crazy?   So he has a bunch of guns. So do I. Guns don't make you a bad guy. If they're legal you got no bitch. Some day you may need someone with a gun to keep you alive. I sure hope if that happens the guy doesn't know how you feel about people that own guns

Since: Jan 25, 2008
Posted on: December 25, 2008 11:31 am
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Since: Dec 24, 2008
Posted on: December 25, 2008 11:13 am

Plax Wishes You a Merry Gun-Mas

This article is just beating the dead horse. The Plaxico story has been reported on way too much, and I am bored from reading all these articles trying to make fun of him. The jokes this writer tries to crack aren't the slightest bit funny, and the story's title is so unoriginal its scary. Go find some other player to pick on, the Plaxico nightclub incident has finally been killed.

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