Plax Wishes You a Merry Gun-Mas
Posted on: December 24, 2008 11:05 am
Edited on: December 24, 2008 11:14 am
The NYPD announced that Giants receiver Plaxico Burress had a small weapons cache in his house.
And a suitcase full of money.
Guess Burress doesn't trust the banks either.
Why in the hell does Burress allegedly need a 9-mm handgun and a rifle and ammunition for a .380, a .45 and .40?
Even Tank Johnson thinks that's a little extreme.
Again, I ask the question: why does any citizen need to keep that kind of firepower in their home?
What's legal and what's common sense are two different things. One gun is fine but three or four or maybe even five?
No one is coming after you, Burress. No one. Not al-Qaeda, not the Mafia, not drug lords. Not Tina Turner's character from "Mad Max." No one. Not even the Borg. And if the Borg came after you, they'd just adapt after your first few shots.
Keeping that many guns in the home is just stupid and dangerous.
But then again we are talking about Plaxcident.
Please don't shoot Santa when he comes down your chimney.