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Michael Irvin is a Hound Dog

Posted on: January 30, 2009 8:20 pm
Edited on: January 30, 2009 8:20 pm
 

TAMPA, Fla. -- A very funny scene emerged tonight on radio row here at the Super Bowl.

I was on Pete Prisco's show this afternoon (the one that's a ratings success and should go national...but I digress). Michael Irvin was on a show not far from our table. When Irvin was done, he came close to where Prisco and I sat.

In front of us was an attractive young woman sitting at a different table, texting and minding her own business.

Irvin spotted her and like a heat seeking missile moved towards her. When he got close, Irvin made eye contact with her.

Irvin then mouthed to the woman: "Sexy."

She giggled awkwardly then turned her head. She wasn't interested.

The last time I saw Irvin make a smooth move like that was against the San Francisco 49ers in an NFC title game.

Nice try, Mike.

 

Category: NFL
Tags: Super Bowl
 
Comments

Since: Jan 15, 2009
Posted on: February 1, 2009 6:45 pm
 

Michael Irvin is a Hound Dog

michael irvin aiiways preaching change. but it seems like he haven't change still the same ole mike. 




Since: Feb 1, 2009
Posted on: February 1, 2009 11:04 am
 

Michael Irvin is a Hound Dog

i bet two out of three times this "move" makes it




Since: Jun 30, 2008
Posted on: January 31, 2009 8:27 pm
 

Michael Irvin is a Hound Dog

Here ya go Mike.

Normally I don't like telling war stories because they are just that.

There were many casualties Friday night - my pride being one of them. There were many battles lost and few won.

The following tale is true.

This is what happens when you arm a novice an AK-47 and semd him off to battle. Without proper training and practice, I was doomed to fail from the start.

 


My 2 roommates and I went to a couple bars. The first of the two was a popular dance scene called, "Broney's." It was about 12:15 and the night was young. We eventually settled in to a booth and the hunt was on. I scanned the crowded bar for my first test subject. Fortunately for me, there were dozens of hot chicks shaking it on the dance floor. I think it was Lil' Wayne.

Anyway, I spotted two girls doing things on each other that would lower my rating if described. Hot stuff. I decided this was the perfect time to test "the Michael Irvin."

So I did.

The first step was establishing eye contact. I starred at one of them for at least 2 minutes, hoping she would catch my gaze. She probably noticed me watching and continued to show of with her partner. 2 minutes turned to 5 minutes, and she wouldn't match my stare! Out of frustration, I left the table and went up to the bar. I saw a really cute girl who seemed to be waiting to order a drink.

I looked at her. She looked back.

I liped the word "sexy" to her with a smirk.

She liped the word "pig" back in response.


We go to the second bar - a more relaxed Steelers bar named "Lucky's". I already knew bad things could only happen here.

We get in, and my friend and I order drinks and stand around talking sports. I find a moderately attractive woman who locked eyes with me twice before. As I talked with my friend, she'd look at me. I'd try to catch her doing it, but she'd turn away.

I'd look at her, she'd look away.

She'd look at me, and turn before I could look at her.

This was impossibly frustrating, and it went like that for the whole night. I wanted to just go up and talk to her, but I couldn't. Images of the last girl had already shattered my confidence, so I was pretty much on pins, I left without saying anything to her.


 

I suppose the line could work with someone smoother than myself. The first encounter pretty much eliminated any chances I had at doing 88 proud.

Maybe I should grow a couple inches taller, develop a prima dona personality, put some marijuana in my glove compartment, and try it again tonight.

Yup, that's what I'm missing.



paolo87
Since: Aug 25, 2008
Posted on: January 31, 2009 2:55 pm
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Since: Jan 20, 2007
Posted on: January 31, 2009 12:46 pm
 

Michael Irvin is a Hound Dog

So there is like what 125 words in this peice of trash.  Man I want this guys job.  That blog that he thought up while he was probably on the crapper just paid for his mortage for another month.  Nice plug on the National Talk Show stuff.  Keep polishing that brass, and maybe in 5 or 10 years you can get your own Mike and Mike style show on ESPN 8 "The Ocho"  Trust me, I have read Pete's crap for years, and the only thing he deserves is a harsher editor.  As for you Freeman, how is this even important.  There is nothing going on anywhere in all of SuperBowl party town less than 48 hours away than you so bored with whatever crap gig you got you had to check out Irvin trying to pick up women?  She was texting so I bet she was like 18-26, and Irvin is what like 45?  It is always nice to see highly respectable "Christian" guys spouting off words like sexy and trying to pick up women.  Someone needs to take your laptop away from you, lock you in a closet for a few days and see if anything that comes into your brain could possibly be considered an intelligent thought.  Other than that, I really wish you could spend more time on something that is actually sports relivant.  Just because you have a blog doesn't mean you should bore us to tears with this crap.   




Since: Oct 16, 2008
Posted on: January 31, 2009 12:17 pm
 

Michael Irvin is a Hound Dog

Who exactly are you buddy?  Michael Irvin will always be remembered, which is more that you can ever look foward to tough guy!  What are you the moral majority or something?




Since: Dec 20, 2006
Posted on: January 31, 2009 12:08 pm
 

Michael Irvin is a Hound Dog

Delta Drew is a real scumbag.  I'm no fan of Most of Freeman's articles and especially not his blog entries, but to dig up old dirt like that, while being unprovoked, is shameless.  True dirty scum.




Since: Dec 22, 2008
Posted on: January 31, 2009 9:46 am
 

Michael Irvin is a Hound Dog

It's funny, yet pathetic at the same time. Maybe Irvin would have had better luck if he had just scored some blow. That way he could have come up with a better pick up line.




Since: Oct 28, 2006
Posted on: January 31, 2009 8:45 am
 

Michael Irvin is a Hound Dog

Funny, I think that was a very funny comment. Micheal Irvin the guy who is a Hall of Famer, cried when he he accepted his induction and is still out there spreading his love around. Itz great to see the old timers out there still using ther charm, if thatz what "sexy" is , and trying to make moves that score more than touchdowns. Maybe he should flash one of those Super Bowl rings next time and look at it after he says "sexy" the word always means more when it has duel meaning.

Scott

 




Since: Oct 7, 2007
Posted on: January 31, 2009 12:57 am
 

Michael Irvin is a Hound Dog

There goes the Pulitzer....



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