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Attention All Dogs...

Posted on: February 26, 2009 3:19 pm

This is an official notice from the government.

Please, run for your lives.

Mike Vick is getting out of jail soon.

To avoid getting electrocuted, dragged into a fight, put into a soup, or asked to participate in an MMA bout, provide yourselves a 3,000 mile radius around Vick's home.

If you see Vick, you have the government's permission to bite him. If that option is unavailable, feel free to pee on his leg.

Thank you and God bless all four-legged little pooches.


Uncle Sam

Category: NFL
Tags: Michael Vick

Since: Mar 15, 2008
Posted on: April 9, 2009 7:17 pm

Attention All Dogs...


 im pretty sure everyone hates you. I wish we had some GOOD writers on this website, other than that one mario looking guy who makes pizza.

Since: Nov 14, 2006
Posted on: March 6, 2009 11:58 am

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I don't care who you are, that's funny!

Since: Aug 26, 2008
Posted on: March 2, 2009 3:30 am

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Does Uncle Sam care about dogs more than the people of New Orleans ( especially the African-Americans )? Years after the hurricane, sure seems like it. 

Since: Jul 3, 2008
Posted on: February 27, 2009 12:19 pm

Attention All Dogs...


Thank you and God bless all four-legged little pooches.
What about the three-legged pooches?

I'm pretty sure Vick learned his lesson.  Because he comitted a crime against dogs, furries everywhere starting foaming at the mouths at their chance for a little extra exposure.  The only thing they exposed was their lunacy and wide-eyed fanaticism when it comes to protecting sub-human forms of life.  What a crock.  Maybe one day people will show up by the hundreds and hire planes to protest the siging of a thug like Albert Haynesworth who stomped on a guy's head or Pacman Jones, who caused the chaos at the strip club and ordered a killing in a club in Atlanta, or Santonio 'Misdemeanor Possesion Receiver' Holmes, who is up for trial for having some pot, or the numerous college athletes caught with a little bit of white powder, which is usually swept under the rug, or even Ray Lewis, who had a member of his posse take the fall for him on those murder charges in Atlanta.  Where's the protests against people who endanger, shorten or have something to do with the ending of the another human's life?  I'm sorry, as far as I'm concerned, Vick did something wrong, but he didn't need to spend time in Leavenworth!  Just for the record, I hope that Vick makes a comeback...with a nother team in the NFL, not my Falcons.

On a side note, I wonder how Vick answered the 'What animal would you rather be reincarnated as, a dog or a cat?' question at the Draft Combine.  That would be something funny to write about.

Since: Mar 23, 2008
Posted on: February 27, 2009 11:36 am

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Mike, you are stupid and I don't mean that in a funny way! 

Since: Aug 19, 2006
Posted on: February 27, 2009 10:45 am

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Freeman you are an idiot

Do not put MMA together with ANY ARTICLE including MICHAEL VICK


Lame attempt at humor


Since: Dec 28, 2006
Posted on: February 27, 2009 7:54 am

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What a stupid comment.  Vick would have more hope for a second chance in American culture if he were an axe-murderer or an abortionist.  If the guy has paid his debt to society, get off his back.

Since: Jan 29, 2008
Posted on: February 27, 2009 2:26 am

Attention All Dogs...

Attention Mike Freeman...


This is an official notice from a disgruntled reader.


Please, come up with backings to your opinions.


Mike Vick, like many other Americans who have served their punishment, has a right to a second chance.


To avoid looking like an idiot, getting torn apart by readers, or eventually getting your columns skipped over entirely, write something of substance, rather than just a hate message that any average Joe can be clever enough to come up with.


If you see Vick and decide to pee on his leg, I would love to see what he would do you.


Thank you and God save your journalism skills.





Since: Jan 28, 2008
Posted on: February 26, 2009 9:24 pm

Attention All Dogs...

Thanks for the warning Mr. Freeman. 

However, I can tell you if Vick (Ron Mexico, Ookie.... whatever he wants to be called) or any of his dogfighting posse comes near any of my dogs.... I would unleash (no pun intended) hell and fury that these characters could only begin to imagine.

Since: Mar 20, 2007
Posted on: February 26, 2009 8:09 pm
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