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Albert Haynesworth will now be an All-Pro

Posted on: July 28, 2011 6:36 am
Edited on: July 28, 2011 7:56 am
 
The Washington Redskins have traded Albert Haynesworth to the Patriots. In Washington, Haynesworth was a bum. A malcontent, a horrible teammate and a stone, cold jackass. In New England, he'll turn into the best defensive lineman in football.

The move, first reported by ESPN and confirmed by me, is typical Bill Belichick. And it will work. Because this is what Belichick does. He takes reclamation projects, jerks and castoffs, like Randy Moss, shines them up, and turns them into Pro Bowlers.

There is no question -- no question at all -- that Haynesworth will be a great player once again the way he was in Tennessee. And all the Patriots will have given up is a fifth round pick.

Remember this: when Haynesworth was in Tennessee he was considered the best interior lineman in the sport at the time.

In some ways this trade is sad. Haynesworth is being rewarded for his disgraceful behavior in Washington. He's now going to the best organization in football after a shameful tenure with the Redskins. But hell. That's football.

I've called Belichick the best coach in the history of football and been mocked for it but it's true. He can coach anyone, anywhere, any time. He'll do it again with Haynesworth.

Fat Albert will soon be gone. Dominant Haynesworth is just around the corner.

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Comments

Since: Jan 16, 2007
Posted on: July 28, 2011 1:53 pm
 

Albert Haynesworth will now be an All-Pro

Moroon, belicheck has proven himself to anybody within the game, you dont matter, sorry loser.

 




Since: Aug 13, 2007
Posted on: July 28, 2011 1:52 pm
 

Albert Haynesworth will now be an All-Pro

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

 I shouldn't be so harsh, I don't know that he's a drunk.



Since: Jan 5, 2007
Posted on: July 28, 2011 1:48 pm
 

Albert Haynesworth will now be an All-Pro

some things shouldn't be said or written.  It's a funny thought but once you say it...it becomes crass, idiotic, inconsiderate and down right evil. 



Since: Mar 30, 2009
Posted on: July 28, 2011 1:44 pm
 

Albert Haynesworth will now be an All-Pro

Haynesworth is a piece of shit going to play for a piece of shit.  And he may dominate, tho I doubt it, but what happenes as soon as he gets disciplined or smacked down for something?  Or burned on the field?  He will revert back to form, and that is a big, stinking, hot pile of shit.  Could care less myself, I just hate to see assholes rewarded for being wastes of good air.



Since: Jul 12, 2011
Posted on: July 28, 2011 1:39 pm
 

Albert Haynesworth will now be an All-Pro

Haynesworth is lazy and never will be a good football player again, after he got the big money he lost all desire to play football.  Even Patroits
can't help him.



Since: Oct 5, 2008
Posted on: July 28, 2011 1:27 pm
 

Albert Haynesworth will now be an All-Pro

lmfao



Since: Feb 24, 2008
Posted on: July 28, 2011 1:18 pm
 

You can take Belichick out of your mouth now.

ESPN is reporting that the Redskins have included Sean Taylor in the trade. The national media is hailing it as a brilliant move by Belichick who, without question, will be able to resuscitate Taylor's career.



Since: Feb 1, 2009
Posted on: July 28, 2011 1:17 pm
 

Albert Haynesworth will now be an All-Pro

you must be a cleveland browns fan...where belichick learned from his mistakes....he will go down as the greatest nfl coach in history....bill parcells never won without him and they we're one miracle play away from a perfect season.  don't be jealous of this man, you should be envious the greatest coach in the nfl. period.  get over it "herb



Since: Jun 25, 2009
Posted on: July 28, 2011 1:15 pm
 

Albert Haynesworth will now be an All-Pro

Isn't Haynesworth a 4-3 defensive lineman?  How will he adjust to be a 3-4 guy?  Or are the Patriots switching to a 4-3?  Bellichek can make him into a good player no doubt, but there is a difference between making a player good again, and making a player good in an unfamiliar position.

OH MY GOD !!! You better email BB right now because he didn't think of that !!!! I can't believe he had no idea Haynesworth is used to playing in a 4-3 and that the Pats play a 3-4?  You better email him or text him.... damn, tweet him if you have to so he can call Haynesworth before he gets to camp.  I'm sure BB will be in debt to you forever for letting him know these things....

Moron. 



Since: Mar 8, 2008
Posted on: July 28, 2011 1:13 pm
 

Albert Haynesworth will now be an All-Pro

LOL. Lot of pettiness and jealousy on here this morning as usual. That stuff is pretty transparent guys...get a new gig. This move may not work out since Haynesworth can be a lazy slug. He can also be a dominate player. He's been both and he's been All-Pro at both, LOL. Regardless it's a 5th round pick at stake and the Patriots always have a few of those stashed away.  


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