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Did I Miss Any Jerks?

Posted on: July 25, 2008 11:59 am
 
If so, put all suggestions at the end of the jerk column or put them here.
Category: MLB
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Since: Dec 15, 2006
Posted on: July 26, 2008 8:28 am
 

Did I Miss Any Jerks?

Gopher - I just Looked him up and I have to say I agree 100% that this guy should easily be in the top 3.



Since: Jul 26, 2008
Posted on: July 26, 2008 7:53 am
 

Did I Miss Any Jerks?

"Did I Miss Any Jerks?" - Yeah, you sure did. Any list of this type is incomplete without the addition of Harold Ballard, former owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs. Just a quick perusal of this asshole's life on Wikipedia will show you that he resembles more of a Batman villain than a franchise owner. Go on, read it. I dare you to find someone worse.



Since: Dec 15, 2006
Posted on: July 26, 2008 7:09 am
 

Did I Miss Any Jerks?

1. Romo should be higher, he didn't just spit in J.J Stokes' face. He kicked Larry Centers in the head, then screwed the career of one of his own teamates by breaking his eye socket.

2. dick Tutrow - Big Brown trainer - Arrogant toolbag, then blames the jockey for Belmont.

3. Patrick Roy and his little punk son. - Sr. for telling his son to go after another teams goalie. Jr. for not only doing it, but not stopping after the guy was balled up like a school girl.

4. Mike Schmidt - He was always an ass, though not so much now.

5. Delmon Young - Threw his bat at an ump, the issued an "apology" through his agent.

6. Elijah Dukes - Threatens to kill wife and knocks up foster relatives.

7. The other Vick - Complete pissbag. like his brother

8. Uday Hussein - Would torture athletes who didn't win.

9. Tamarick Vanover & Bam Morris - They made millions yet still sold cocaine. I heard Vanover turned his life around though, but not sure about Morris.

10. Freddie Mitchell - Only thing worse than a bust is a bust with a big ego and an even bigger mouth. Just look up his stats and then look at some of his quotes to find out why I put him here. Also, after talking trash about Rodney Harrison you would think a wide reciever would have more receptions than a safety in  the big game. Just my opinion.

Also Rondall Simon can be left off the list, because he wasn't trying to hurt anyone. He was trying to be funny and it back fired.

 




Since: Dec 6, 2007
Posted on: July 26, 2008 3:20 am
 

Did I Miss Any Jerks?

Jerry Jones... Mark Cuban...



Since: Dec 6, 2007
Posted on: July 26, 2008 3:19 am
 

Did I Miss Any Jerks?

Don Imus... Gary Sheffield... And that dude that accidentally cut Richard Zednik's throat open (it was an accident, but, oh how gory).



Since: Dec 6, 2007
Posted on: July 26, 2008 3:14 am
 

Did I Miss Any Jerks?

Albert Haynesworth... Tank Johnson... Warren Sapp... most of the Defensive Tackles in the NFL.



Since: Jul 26, 2008
Posted on: July 26, 2008 2:40 am
 

Did I Miss Any Jerks?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_A

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Sean Avery had unsportsmanlike conduct reinterpreted because of him.  A ruptured spleen may have been karma.



Since: Jul 26, 2008
Posted on: July 26, 2008 12:59 am
 

Did I Miss Any Jerks?

Where is Bruce Bowen or Robert Horry?  Both have been known for dirty tactics during the Spurs championship reign. Horry even threw a towel in Danny Ainge's face during a game once.



Since: Jul 25, 2008
Posted on: July 25, 2008 9:19 pm
 

Did I Miss Any Jerks?

How could you miss Rich Rodriguez??!?  After he made West Virginia bow to him and give him everything he wanted to turn around and leave, and then to cry about having to pay the $4 million that was in his contract, saying that he didn't have that kind of money.  That guy has to be the biggest jerk in college football.



Since: Dec 22, 2006
Posted on: July 25, 2008 8:18 pm
 

Did I Miss Any Jerks?

Great column Mike, here's hoping you do one of these every year.  There's only one thing: you forgot Mike Tyson's best quote ever:

"I may like to fornicate more than most people - it's just who I am.  I sacrifice so much of my life can I at least get laid?  I mean, I been robbed of most of my money, can I at least get a blowjob without the people wanting to harass me and wanting to throw me in jail?"

 - Paul, Indianapolis



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