Hello, Pete Carroll? Urban Meyer, Line 1.
Pete: Urban, how are you?
Urban: Could be better. Listen did you happen to catch us on TV today?
Pete: No, I was out surfing. It was beautiful here today.
Urban: We lost to Ole Miss 31-30. Led 17-7 at half. Ever have that happen?
Pete: Dude, you DO remember we lost to Stanford last year, right?
Urban: Oh, yeah, right. Look, I wanted to ask you about your kicker.
Pete: Buehler? He's all right.
Urban: Yeah, Buehler, Buehler. When do you decide when to use him. I've got two guys and I'm not sure ... oh, never mind.
Pete: You're getting into a strange area there, pal. We usually don't have to worry about close games unless we're playing Oregon State, Stanford or UCLA.
Urban: Sorry, I'm just thinking out loud. I don't know where our season is headed.
Pete: You and me both. Hey, look, if there's nothing else, there's some gnarly swells hitting Manhattan Beach ...
Urban: Go ahead. Good luck.
Pete: Yeah, stay cool. Later.