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Dear Gary (on A.J. Abrams' eyelashes)

Posted on: March 3, 2009 2:57 pm
 

Here's Tuesday's Dear Gary ...

Dear Gary: Who has prettier eyes: Stanley Robinson at Connecticut or A.J. Abrams at Texas? Seriously, what's up with their eyelashes?

-- Phil


I'm glad to know I'm not the only heterosexual man -- I'm assuming you're heterosexual too, Phil, but if not, that's cool -- who has looked at A.J. Abrams' eyes and thought, "Damn, those are some pretty freaking eyes." His eyelashes are off the charts, and this is coming from somebody who can appreciate nice eyelashes, because, at the risk of bragging, I must admit that my eyelashes are spectacular. You can't really tell from my picture, but ask around. My eyelashes must be in the upper 95 percentile of adult males, and yet I feel embarrassed anytime I'm around Abrams, because he's got like the best eyelashes I've ever seen.

So to answer your initial question, it's A.J. Abrams with the prettiest eyes, and it's not close.

Best eyelashes in college basketball.

And an OK jumper, too.

 

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Since: Dec 20, 2007
Posted on: March 4, 2009 12:04 pm
 

Dear Gary (on A.J. Abrams' eyelashes)



jamammy
Since: Feb 15, 2009
Posted on: March 4, 2009 12:02 pm
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Since: Dec 20, 2007
Posted on: March 4, 2009 11:48 am
 

Dear Gary (on A.J. Abrams' eyelashes)

 

By the way, before I get warned or banned or any other type of over-the-top reaction to this...it's a joke.  Nothing more, nothing less.  Either laugh, grin, whatever, or ignore it.  Thank you for being open minded to my middle school attempt at humor.




Since: Jan 13, 2009
Posted on: March 4, 2009 10:09 am
 

Dear Gary (on A.J. Abrams' eyelashes)

 

This is quite possibly the most random thread.

 

Ever.

 

On any forum I look at.



jamammy
Since: Feb 15, 2009
Posted on: March 4, 2009 10:05 am
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Since: Mar 3, 2009
Posted on: March 4, 2009 8:53 am
 

Dear Gary (on A.J. Abrams' eyelashes)

Geez Gary,

What with the "man tan", the overly whitened teeth and the psuedo Renaldo doo, enough is enough.  You're starting to creep me out.

Let's stick with the quality of the jumper, shall we?

 



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Since: Feb 15, 2009
Posted on: March 4, 2009 12:46 am
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Since: Sep 19, 2006
Posted on: March 3, 2009 11:23 pm
 

Dear Gary (on A.J. Abrams' eyelashes)

On what eye?

 

 

 



jamammy
Since: Feb 15, 2009
Posted on: March 3, 2009 8:43 pm
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Posted on: March 3, 2009 8:41 pm
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