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Allison Stokke - The Hot Pole Vaulter Girl

Posted on: July 25, 2008 9:51 pm
Edited on: September 8, 2009 2:09 am
 

Since my Husker Football Fanatics Board

http://nebraska-cornhuskers-footbal
l.groups.sportsline.com/mcc/groups/
group/8841868
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is as dead as do-nation's love life (read into that what you will), I thought I'd post something of broader interest.

So I was in one of the offices here, escaping the brutal Texas summer heat, and someone had a picture of Allison Stokke (you know, the hot pole vaulter girl) from back in her heyday as the wallpaper on one of the computers.  The guy looking at her is easily old enough to be her Dad (sadly, I am too) and I told him that he ought to be ashamed.  The poor girl was on every blog run by a male (and some by females) for many months last year and (judging by the fact she was recently put up as the wallpaper here in the office) obviously her memory remains.

I'm not going to her post her picture here for two reasons:

1.  The poor girl has been lusted after enough, and

2.  I don't know how

Now before, you call me a hypocrite, yes I was one of the guilty.  I think that every red-blooded heterosexual male in the free world where the Internet is accessible has probably laid their eyes longingly upon her tight, lean, body with its firm curves and....err, what was I saying?  Oh yeah, so I was one of the guilty ones.  But I didn't create any creepy shrines like kingbd1 or any tribute sites, I just checked her out, and then moved on with my life, forgetting her in the process...much like every woman that has had the misfortune of crossing my path.

Well, being the curious soul that I am, I wanted to find out how she's doing now.  Strictly out of good-natured and innocent curiosity.  Anyway, that's why God made Google, so pervy guys like me can look at nubile, young females...and this is what I found:

http://www.bustedcoverage.com/?p=3701

It appears that all the unwanted attention (or at least that's how it was portrayed when the pictures of her went viral) has caused the University of California (the university she has chosen to attend) to pull all of her pictures.  And judging by the one picture of her on the linked page, it would seem that the stress of being the object of countless fantasies has caused her to let herself slip a bit.

So thank you Internet perverts of the world.  You ruined a great thing.  I hope you're happy.

 

Comments

Since: Dec 30, 2008
Posted on: January 4, 2009 7:33 pm
 

Allison Stokke - The Hot Pole Vaulter Girl

God bless you HuskerTex. That takes a lot of guts to stand up and say that.

I was baffled by this girl's hotness, but when I found out she didn't desire all this attention, I stopped looking at her pics.

For the other guys who read this:

I'm a handsome young man, and I won't lie, I get along very well with the ladies. A great part of what makes me good with women is that I know when to back off. Some girls LOVE the attention that Ms. Stokke got here, but most do not. If you know when to back off and be respectful of their space, rewards will come your way. Trust me on that.




Since: Aug 8, 2007
Posted on: July 30, 2008 3:07 pm
 

Allison Stokke - The Hot Pole Vaulter Girl

The 1 and only Kingbd1.  I agree though, and good for you for standing your ground and not caving into the pressures of the politicaly Correct World.  Keep those Shrines and fly your Flag baby!!

 

    In the words of Erick B and Rakhim " hit it ".........

 

      
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kingbd1
Since: Mar 20, 2007
Posted on: July 28, 2008 9:35 pm
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Since: Mar 15, 2007
Posted on: July 27, 2008 11:03 pm
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Since: Aug 22, 2006
Posted on: July 27, 2008 2:40 pm
 

Allison Stokke - The Hot Pole Vaulter Girl

Dear Penthouse Forum, So I was baggging groceries one day at work and suddenly ...........



Since: Oct 11, 2006
Posted on: July 26, 2008 6:46 pm
 

Allison Stokke - The Hot Pole Vaulter Girl

Holy crap!

I swear that one of the guys on her site looks like the kid that runs the U-Scan at the Kroger down the street.




Since: Oct 11, 2006
Posted on: July 26, 2008 6:39 pm
 

Allison Stokke - The Hot Pole Vaulter Girl

*Googling Brandi Belle*



Since: Aug 22, 2006
Posted on: July 26, 2008 6:37 pm
 

Allison Stokke - The Hot Pole Vaulter Girl

is as dead as 's love life

Actually your site atleast gets a peek or two, so your site has a bit more life.  I am currently cyber cheating on mrs donation with cyber princess Brandi Belle



Since: May 22, 2007
Posted on: July 26, 2008 6:26 pm
 

Allison Stokke - The Hot Pole Vaulter Girl

Shocking.



Since: Feb 19, 2007
Posted on: July 26, 2008 6:07 pm
 

Allison Stokke - The Hot Pole Vaulter Girl

Whatever.  You know you like it.


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