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No Parade All-American, but McDonald's liked him.

Posted on: April 8, 2008 2:42 am
 

I posted this elsewhere, but then decided it was dying faster then my rating, so I decided it make it my first blog entry.  If you haven't seen it already, I hope you enjoy.

McDonald's Job Application

This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's Restaurant in Florida, and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. 

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

AVAILABLE TO WORK: Of course! That's why I'm applying.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday Tuesday and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of What?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job, no; on my breaks, yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries

I found this on the internet and thought it was too funny to pass up.  

 -Sean

Comments

Since: Feb 6, 2008
Posted on: April 8, 2008 11:29 am
 

No Parade All-American, but McDonald's liked him.

LMAO! That was great.



Since: Mar 21, 2008
Posted on: April 8, 2008 7:35 am
 

No Parade All-American, but McDonald's liked him.

"MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes."

LMAO!




Since: Jan 24, 2008
Posted on: April 8, 2008 3:09 am
 

No Parade All-American, but McDonald's liked him.

lol, wow


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