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12/28/09 - Lazy Joe's Vacation Caption Contest

Posted on: December 28, 2009 11:27 am
Edited on: December 28, 2009 11:33 am
 
Ok here it is boys....The caption contest while Joe is taking his "forced vacation". He claims that CBS is making him take it. Yeah right Joe. We all know that you're sitting on your back porch drinking Apple-tini's with a little umbrella in them watching those female college co-ed's walk by. While us up here in the upper Midwest shovel 6 more inches of the white crap-a$$ snow off their driveway. Anyways, all the rules from Joe's regular blog apply to this one. Don't forget about the challenge point!!

Challenge Point: Theme using the subject "Packers in the Playoffs!!"

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December scoreboard:

1) River_Rat - 7
2) Mister Peabody - 3
2) D2Moo - 3
3) Shuless Joe - 2
4) Hookem070806 - 1
4) PheasentPlucker - 1
4) BuccinGator - 1
4) Hoosier Mick - 1
4) DrDallas - 1
4) RealityBall - 1
4) Green Street El(ite) - 1

November champ: River_Rat

Comments

Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: December 30, 2009 9:19 am
 

12/28/09 - Lazy Joe's Vacation Caption Contest

Well if this is all that I'm going to get, then I need to work with it. Here are the winners from Monday's contest. I'll do Tuesday's next and then post Wednesday's contest...

#1 - Mister Peabody

"Let's be honest.  Shouldn't we rename the show 1 Man and a couple of Wannabe's?"

#2 - DrDallas

Stealing a basketball...it's so easy a caveman can do it.

#3 - Mister Peabody

 These new environmental fad cars have got to go.  Here we see the new Mitsubishi Snowflake which is powered by snow and positive thinking.  Stray thoughts, however, can lead to tragedy as seen here.

#4 - DrDallas

Erin Andrews happily tells her story of how she survived an attack by a Tiger...the red shirted beast almost got to the best part.

#5 - swiftswings88

His broker hadn't been picking up the phone but trooper 2x5D would be damned if he didn't move all his stocks over to Green Bay after they clinched the playoffs

Theme: kmvenne

THEME POST FROM A FAVRE FAN WHO ABANDONED GREEN BAY!
1) Another person auditions to play cornerback alongside Woodson in the vunerable Packer secondary.

2) Noah and some NBA scrub reenact how it looks when Rodgers and Ahmad Green try to complete a simple handoff.

3) This is exactly how the Pack will end up if they see the Vikes in the playoffs.

4) Thank God she wasn't raised in Wisconsin. Her dress would be a size 16 and her hair would look like Cheeze-Wiz.

5) Ted Thompson sends his best minions out to try to raise the value of a share of Packers ownership. Because after all the awful moves he's made since letting Favre go, he needs to strongarm people into believing in the team.


Challenge Point: D2Moo

Must it always be about the Packers?  Playoffs!?

1.  This man was arrested and booked on suspicion of fixing pro football games. Seems he was the mastermind that brought Jay Cutler to the Bears and gave the Pack a shot at the playoffs.

2.  Noah :Favre! 
     #9:  Rodgers! 
     Noah:  I said Brett's better! 
     #9:  Oh yeah, I said Aaron's better, and you have a bad haircut and smelly breath too.
     Noah:  Oh yeah, like cheese makes yours smell good too.

3.  The news that the Packers making the playoffs was such good news to the US Bobsledders, they decided to go sideways down the run just for the heck of it.

4.  Erin actually has nothing to do with the Packers playoff run.  She'd look good no matter who made the playoffs.  Her looks are something (other than how much they hate the Bears) that Packers and Vikings fans can agree on. 

5.  Betting that the Pack would make the playoffs, rich Packer fans hired extra security to protect their Vegas winnings and transport the millions back to Wisconsin.

December scoreboard:

1) River_Rat - 7
2) Mister Peabody - 5
3) D2Moo - 4
4) DrDallas - 3
5) Shuless Joe - 2
6) Hookem070806 - 1
6) PheasentPlucker - 1
6) BuccinGator - 1
6) Hoosier Mick - 1
6) RealityBall - 1
6) Green Street El(ite) - 1
6) swiftswings88 - 1
6) kmvenne - 1

November champ: River_Rat




Since: Mar 14, 2008
Posted on: December 30, 2009 1:17 am
 

12/28/09 - Lazy Joe's Vacation Caption Contest

THEME POST FROM A FAVRE FAN WHO ABANDONED GREEN BAY!
1) Another person auditions to play cornerback alongside Woodson in the vunerable Packer secondary.

2) Noah and some NBA scrub reenact how it looks when Rodgers and Ahmad Green try to complete a simple handoff.

3) This is exactly how the Pack will end up if they see the Vikes in the playoffs.

4) Thank God she wasn't raised in Wisconsin. Her dress would be a size 16 and her hair would look like Cheeze-Wiz.

5) Ted Thompson sends his best minions out to try to raise the value of a share of Packers ownership. Because after all the awful moves he's made since letting Favre go, he needs to strongarm people into believing in the team.



Since: Dec 23, 2009
Posted on: December 29, 2009 10:18 pm
 

12/28/09 - Lazy Joe's Vacation Caption Contest

#1 Charlie Sheen stared at his television when Aaron Rodgers threw his first touchdown pass of the day.  Highly superstitious he hadn't moved since then.

#2 The time at packers training camp was well spent, every practice contains a period devoted to ball security.

#3 Well thats what you get for trying to bobsled away from Lambeau after the 5th quarter.

#4 15 weeks, 15 slits in the dress, week 16 was going to be all over the internet.

#5 His broker hadn't been picking up the phone but trooper 2x5D would be damned if he didn't move all his stocks over to Green Bay after they clinched the playoffs



Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: December 29, 2009 8:47 am
 

12/28/09 - Lazy Joe's Vacation Caption Contest

CoolC'mon people!! I can't work with only 6 responses!!



Since: Oct 30, 2006
Posted on: December 28, 2009 7:02 pm
 

12/28/09 - Lazy Joe's Vacation Caption Contest

1. Yoohoo...peekyboo...rubber baby buggy bumpers...bumble bee tuna...BOO!...Man this guy is good!

2. Stealing a basketball...it's so easy a caveman can do it.

4. Erin Andrews happily tells her story of how she survived an attack by a Tiger...the red shirted beast almost got to the best part.

5. (In a deep, evil, muffled voice with an echo) You! Do you have health insurance? No!? Come with me, Darth Obamavader will deal with you!



Since: Oct 26, 2009
Posted on: December 28, 2009 4:57 pm
 

12/28/09 - Lazy Joe's Vacation Caption Contest

And the congregation said AMEN (Re: #5)



Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: December 28, 2009 4:36 pm
 

12/28/09 - Lazy Joe's Vacation Caption Contest

1.  "Let's be honest.  Shouldn't we rename the show 1 Man and a couple of Wannabe's?"

2.  Fighting over the last of the Christmas ham isn't just for family members anymore.

3.  These new environmental fad cars have got to go.  Here we see the new Mitsubishi Snowflake which is powered by snow and positive thinking.  Stray thoughts, however, can lead to tragedy as seen here.

4.  Just like the magazine, ESPN showcases their version of the Swimsuit edition of the ESPY award show.

5.  Obama's socialist enforcers currently walking the floor at Wall Street.  Sorry, it's more the fact that the joke is on America itself...





Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: December 28, 2009 3:26 pm
 

12/28/09 - Lazy Joe's Vacation Caption Contest

Must it always be about the Packers?  Playoffs!?

1.  This man was arrested and booked on suspicion of fixing pro football games. Seems he was the mastermind that brought Jay Cutler to the Bears and gave the Pack a shot at the playoffs.

2.  Noah :Favre! 
     #9:  Rodgers! 
     Noah:  I said Brett's better! 
     #9:  Oh yeah, I said Aaron's better, and you have a bad haircut and smelly breath too.
     Noah:  Oh yeah, like cheese makes yours smell good too.

3.  The news that the Packers making the playoffs was such good news to the US Bobsledders, they decided to go sideways down the run just for the heck of it.

4.  Erin actually has nothing to do with the Packers playoff run.  She'd look good no matter who made the playoffs.  Her looks are something (other than how much they hate the Bears) that Packers and Vikings fans can agree on. 

5.  Betting that the Pack would make the playoffs, rich Packer fans hired extra security to protect their Vegas winnings and transport the millions back to Wisconsin.



Since: Dec 7, 2007
Posted on: December 28, 2009 3:03 pm
 

12/28/09 - Lazy Joe's Vacation Caption Contest

1.  Can a celebrity also be a stalker?  Would that make Charlie a celebrity, stalker?  Ask Michael Jordan.

2.  Even grown men can act like little kids and threaten to leave and take their ball with them if they don't get their way.

3.  The 4 man bobsled team from Paraguay had a little trouble understanding how they were supposed to go down the run

4.  You think she could afford a dress that wasn't torn in so many places.

5.  K-topp needs the extra security protection from River_Rat and D2Moo when they discovered their weekend efforts at captions would just be for practice and net them no points.Wink



Since: Oct 26, 2009
Posted on: December 28, 2009 12:19 pm
 

12/28/09 - Lazy Joe's Vacation Caption Contest


1. Try these new Hanes undershirts with the no stretch collar the next time you have your mug shot taken.

2. At what point does the ref call a jump ball?

3. Driver: I thought you said to turn left?  Brake Man: This isn't NASCAR you idiot now look what you did.

4. Not doing much to discourage the hole peeping incendent are we?

5. With the volatility of commodaties, Federal Reserve officers take maximum precautions to protect themselves in the current market.


Challenge Point

1. Longtime Lions fan Charlie Sheen pictured after assaulting the local valet attendant following the realization that both the Packers and Vikings are going to the playoffs.

2. Noah audtions for a spot on Green Bay's kick off coverage unit.

3. Leaving Lambeau field in late December can be hazardous driving conditions

4. Erin Andrews sports the latest in "Packer" winter wear.

5. Aaron Rodgers goes undercover at the Chicago Board of Trade to get the real scoop on what Chicago fans think of Jay Cutler.


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